A humorous birthday wish in a circle of friends, a funny sentence wishing a friend a happy birthday.

1, rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2, hands in pockets, no one loves. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3, actually harm people, give you back to wish you a happy birthday!

4. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5, the heart is equipped with a motor to heat the stomach. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. I just wanted to think about the future, but reality slapped me! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

7. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

8. Life is really interesting, because life is always playing with me. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

9. What shall I kill you with? Happy birthday, dear!

10, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

1 1, when you are away, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

12, environmental movement Tao said: You can't just love, you must do it! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

13, as soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough. Happy birthday!

14, people will get drunk when drinking. Only the loose parts need help. Push it away with your hands and say, go! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Truth is not afraid of investigation. (Facts are never afraid of investigation. ) Happy birthday to you!

16, life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

17, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

18, an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a thinking brainless creature. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

19, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

20. If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. Happy birthday!

2 1, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

22. Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still have a clear distinction. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

23. Socializing is very tiring, because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't actually have. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

24. Money is not everything. Sometimes I need a credit card. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

25. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

To me, you are a light bulb in the dark, bread in hunger, cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the only wealth in my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

27. Master Liu: Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, at the fork, don't laugh. Although I can't remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you happiness forever! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

28. I've wanted to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

29, married, I am young, 18, my body is better than that of Yang Guifei, and my face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

30. Life is so interesting. It's never too old to live to 80. It's only in his early thirties, so don't worry about anything. Bake more when you are wet, relax and take a bath. Have a nice day! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3 1, affectionate and unreasonable, rich and heartless, strong without wealth and weak with heart, and I, a friend with only heart, sincerely wish you a good drink and good health! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

32. Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone cares about you. Please give my regards to the teacher. Bajie, are you okay? Best wishes for a happy birthday!

33. Brain teaser: Why is it that attending a song club and offering flowers to female singers will be called abnormal? It's not that nerds are ugly, it's not that nerds are touching, but that nerds are offering popcorn! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

34. I miss you like an orchid in a valley. A faint fragrance hangs over you, and blessings are endless worries that have been floating in your heart. May my love always accompany you through the new year. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

35. On a sauna day in summer, there is smoke overhead, love fades, and the old red line is forgotten. I hope you will look up to the sky, your family needs to be preserved, your thoughts need to be contacted, and your contact will be broken without saying hello. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

36. The giraffe and the monkey got married. A year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

37. The lady came out of the bathtub and suddenly found that a window cleaner had seen her. He was stunned and looked at the man stupefied. Ma 'am, what's wrong with you? Haven't you seen a window painter? Best wishes for a happy birthday!

38. A little ant was walking when he saw his companion standing on the side of the road and sticking out a foot. The little ant was puzzled and asked, Dude, what are you doing? I saw the little ant whispering, look at the elephant coming, I tripped over it! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

39. I want to hold your hand and walk with you; I want to touch your head and be romantic and gentle with you; I want to tell you gently that we will not be sad together; SMS wishes you all the best! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

40. An earthworm met a spider, and the spider smiled: Dude, you can't be naked if you lose the bet. Earthworms fight back: if someone loses, it is better to run naked to work for others, and it is said to be silk clothes. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

4 1, unspoken rules in the workplace: what you can write is not as good as running errands, what you can do is not as good as blowing, what you can say is not as good as sending, what you do is not as good as publicity, what you obey is not as good as obedience, and principle is not as good as flexibility. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

42. One day Aju went to sell: Madam, I have a book called 500 excuses for my husband coming home late. You must buy one! Wife: Joke! Why do I have to buy it? A Ju: I just sold one to your husband! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

43. We should be a smart workaholic and work hard for our work-when the boss is around; Fascinated by work-when the boss is watching; Take good care of yourself when the boss is away. Let's be smart workaholics! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

44. I live in Chengtou Garbage Station. I eat ten thousand meals every day. I reached out to buy two popsicles. It's cool, and my love life is very painful. Come to sleep at night, no one hugs me. Today, I asked for a marriage online, hoping someone would deliver it to my door. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

45, married, I am young, 18 years old, my body is better than Yang Guifei's, my face is like a peach blossom, although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find a sentence library for Ruyi Lang's funny birthday. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

46. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Empty pots and bowls make life difficult. Really nothing! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

47. There is a kind of making money called bad money, and there is a kind of spending money called bad money. Make money regardless, spend money like water. May you remember the pain of making money and stop spending money. May you be rich in financial resources and congratulate you on making a fortune. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

48, gentle and kind, generous, out of the hall, into the kitchen, and filial piety, where there is no RMB, it is simply a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

49. After Hui Hui and the kindergarten children went to the zoo, her mother asked her: What is the best food in the zoo? Hui Hui said: Elephant. It has two tails, one in the back and the other in the front. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

50. personals: I don't like make-up, so I can save money on make-up. I don't like shopping, snacks, cars and buying cars. In addition, the kind that usually loves to save money is the best. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5 1, Exercise Diet Doctor: The only way to get rid of your excess fat is to exercise as much as possible. A: Nonsense! My wife keeps talking every day, but her bar has always been two floors. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I confess that I have three hearts for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, I want to touch you sincerely, and I want to care about you. The second meaning: your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will seriously carry out my half-hearted plan until the end. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

53. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit. I'll tell you a secret to get rich: in the busiest street, hold a fruit knife and shout at everyone: rob! May you always smile and make a lot of money. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

54. On the bus. A female passenger, holding her dog, is in heat, and her dog keeps barking. There happened to be a male passenger with a pet dog. Strike up a conversation: Hey, are you in heat? My one-night stand! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

55. I made a mink warm coat for you, lined with sincerity, framed with love, and cared about wool. I gave it to you on the first day of frost. I hope you are happy and healthy in the first frost! The signal has been sent, please press any key to receive it before it expires! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

56. Making money, such as receiving text messages, is not the way. You have to attract others' attention and take the initiative. If you spend money like texting, you can send it to anyone. You should set the goal of demand and ensure the response rate. I wish you a lot of money and money. Remember to transfer when you receive the message! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

57. It's almost the end of the month, and I know you should be broke again. I send you a pair of couplets. The first part: I have worked very hard and earned it very hard. The second part: I am very happy and careless, and I will spend a lot of money. If I have no money, I wish you no hard work and don't worry about spending money. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

When the guest was leaving, he said to the host's son, would you like to take me to the bus station? No, ruska said, because I'm so hungry, but my mother said we can't eat until you leave! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

59. In the days of making money, tighten your belt, eat chaff and swallow vegetables, and save a few hairs hard. In the days of spending money, spending by credit card and n kinds of entertainment are not as good as beggars for an instant. I wish you a life beyond money and a carefree life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

60. Take out your mobile phone and read jokes while taking the bus. Seeing a funny, laughing person all smoked. As a result, the uncle next to him said to others, Oh, look at that little girl having a seizure. Go and help her. It's embarrassing. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6 1, the process of working to earn money is hard. I am happy when I get paid, refreshed when I spend money on shopping, and distressed when I spend all my money. Why don't you give me the money and I'll help you spend it, so as not to make you feel bad; I wish you every day as happy as getting paid! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

62. Squid: Shit, a full belly of ink will be called a thief! Crow: Stop complaining. I just finished singing and ran away. I was named crow's mouth! Old pig: Isn't it because we are black five? ! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

63. The object of buying shoes should have beautiful feet, the object of selling books should be very talented, and the object of selling clothes should have excellent figure, so I choose to sell a house and find someone who can cook in the kitchen. The living room can talk, the bedroom is a good housewife, and parents and children lie on their sides and often take care of them. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

64. There are many interesting things about public transportation. Listen to me. One day, I took the bus, just after it rained, the bus was about to start, and a MM passed by the roadside. The car started, splashed with water, and MM's clothes were dirty. The driver is busy apologizing, MM language is not bad. Dude, the clothes are beautiful! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

65. It is difficult to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although there is no job, there is not enough money to make ends meet. They often sleep on the street and like to play online games, but they are gentle enough and never have enough lovers. They never let go when they meet girls. Well, stay with me, and we will be together forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!