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Elegant loan statement

1. For me, there is a difference between a brother and a friend. When you are in trouble, my brother will simply help you. When you are in trouble, friends will only cheat you. Brother asked you why you borrowed money. When you borrow money, your friend asks you why you didn't borrow it earlier. Brother, friend. Just a bone in your life. And you are the center of your world, maybe you don't care much about that family and love. But when you reach a certain level, the reality will make you understand that friendship is so much. But when you reach a certain level, friendship will show you that love is so much. But to a certain extent, love will show you love, but that's all. But when you reach a certain level, your family will show you, and that's all you can do.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

False friends nod and smile when they see you, while true friends don't say hello when they see you. False friends often come to you when you have nothing to do, while true friends come to you when you have something to do. When a fake friend drinks, he will say, You are not a friend until you finish this cup. When a real friend drinks, he will say, Don't drink too much. When a fake friend borrows money from you, he can always find an excuse. A true friend who borrows money from you will always say how much. The difference between a true friend and a false friend. Fake friends will bring gifts to your party, while real friends never bring things to your home, but help you with housework. False friends will never see you cry, but true friends have shoulders that make you wet. A fake friend can finish a bottle of hard liquor with you, and a true friend can spend a long night with you. It's strange that a fake friend hasn't seen you for several years, but a real friend feels more cordial after ten years. Can't remember the phone number of a fake friend in the phone book, the phone number of a real friend?

In this fickle age, the only way to make someone love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Zhu Rongji declined to write an inscription for his old classmates. "I'm not afraid of you borrowing money, and I'm not afraid of you applying for a job. I am afraid that you will find me an inscription, because I have five commandments, one of which is also. " Author: Zhu Rongji

6. A popular saying recently: I lent you money not because I had a lot of money, but because I wanted to help you when you were killed. I rushed to pay for dinner, not because I had more money, but because friendship was more important than money! I help you, not because I owe you anything, but because I treat you as a friend! Sincere people walk into their hearts, while hypocritical people walk out of sight. If the encounter between people is fate, then getting along with people is sincerity and credibility! For those who take it for granted.

7. Please meditate. Some of the people who showed up several times when you were ill really treated you. Please think about it, some friends who seem to have borrowed money from you will pay you back without your urging; Remember, those who always claim to be your friends, but smile at you when you are bullied, how many people really care about you; Please understand, how many people silently help your acquaintances when you say nothing, even if it is a small matter?

Only when you don't treat him as a friend can you lend him money. Otherwise, give generously if you are his true friend.

9. Is a friend in need really that rare? On the contrary, once we make friends with someone, he starts to get into trouble and borrow money from us. Author: Schopenhauer Source: Schopenhauer's philosophy of life

10, the best way to keep friendship is to leave him nothing and not lend him money. Author: Paul

1 1, contradictory world. First: cut down trees to make paper, which says "care for the forest". Second: it is difficult for you to sing to your father in KTV with your parents' hard-earned money. Third: women are ambiguous with many men, but they all say that there are no good men in the world. Fourth, change the hard-earned money into cigarettes and burn them! Switch to wine and get drunk and throw up. Also said that money is hard to earn! Fifth, when you are in trouble, friends lend you money. When friends need money and ask you for money, you say you don't have enough friends.