Selling cars is funny.

In the process of buying and selling cars, car owners and fans have had some interesting things they want to share in the circle of friends, such as the joy of picking up a car, the joy of using a car and so on. However, after having pictures, I suddenly found that my vocabulary was insufficient. Recently, there are indeed many car owners and netizens looking for "interesting things to sell cars". We have compiled 24 good sentences, which I hope are suitable for car owners and fans. 1, it's better to fight the wise than the sb! 2. Zhao Benshan: Don't pay yet, brother. You are paranoid. When you go back, don't do it again. To tell the truth, this wheelchair was modified with your bike last year. I knew you would wait for you here for half a year for this illness. If you want to pay, I'll tell you, you give me the modification fee for 400 yuan. If you want to pay more, I won't tell you and I won't sell you anything next time. . . . . Gao Xiumin: Don't answer that question! 5. Fan Wei: I've been looking for you every day, month after month. I've been looking for you for a whole year! 6. Zhao Benshan: A driver, while driving, saw a monkey crouching on the telephone pole in front of him. "_ ~ ~" stepped on the brake. Why? 7. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher. 8. What's all this? 9. I admit that I have never let you go. 10. Zhao Benshan: You can answer both questions! 1 1, Zhao Benshan: I won't take the instrument. I'll give you a question with my wife. 12,: _ Cha! Gao Xiumin: Are you ready? 14, Zhao Benshan: Error! 15, Zhao Benshan: How about breathing? 16, Fan Wei: Because the TV quality is good. 17, Fan Wei: Last year, I bought a kidnapper. I'm timid enough. I lost my job and ran away from my partner. I don't believe in this strength. If others can make me suffer, I can't let others fall for it. I also sell kidnappers. Attention from south to north. Oh! Watch your legs. Oh! See if there's anything wrong! Take two steps without illness! I'll kidnap you when you get well! Turn around! Turn around! 18, Zhao Benshan: Well, didn't you fool him last year? See how I persuaded him to get on the bus this year. 19, Zhao Benshan: Tell you what, I'll give you a test, 20, Gao Xiumin: I don't care about you! Poor people like this ~ ~ 2 1. Zhao Benshan: Well, there is a market for this wheelchair this time. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me. Fan Wei: Everybody comes! 24. I am Jesus, his son, Coconut ~!