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Classic sentences suitable for qq space, each sentence is excellent.

1, I always endure sadness and laugh with you.

Failure is because there is no strong dream rather than no strength.

I am a man, not a god. Not all of it, I can bear it.

Li Baijia's moon cake is opened and shines at the foot of my bed.

5. [One day I will put everything down and be carefree]

6. May there be endless wine in your dream, and you will wake up as drunk as a fiddler. You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

7. When I was a child, I broke up with my friends and told everyone around me with great fanfare: "I won't play with you." When they grow up, they often leave silently and tacitly without saying goodbye to each other.

8. May someone accompany you from one place to another, and may you be your own sun.

9. At the end of the day, I found that the most beautiful scenery in life is calm and calm.

10, even if you are filthy like a hedgehog, I still have no taboo to reach out and hug.

1 1, because you want to be a flower, you will feel that spring has left you; If you are in spring, you will never leave, there will always be flowers.

12. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge all sell coke. How can I forget you?

13, the best friend is when everyone thinks I make a mountain out of a molehill, she knows why I cry so much.

14, conquest of paradise's power can only be realized through hell. Only bloody hands can play the world's swan song.

Love suitable for friends circle. Say a great love story.

1, loving someone is like two people putting away all the leftovers on the table, listening to the music he washes the dishes in the sink-and then secretly washing the places he didn't clean afterwards. If you love someone, you have the right to say, "Don't wear that dress, it looks terrible." Wear this one. It's my new one for you. "

It's not that I don't want to go back to the past, but now that I have you, I can't bear to go back.

3. I can't be perfect in front of you, but I am eager to write our perfect fairy tale with you; I can't be obedient to you, but I am willing to stand as a small tree, even if it is just to set off your scenery; I can't bear all your pain, but I hope to go into your heart, read your heart, keep you silent and hurt you.

4. Once upon a time, a past tense was the past. Why should we remember it? We should forget that the past is the past.

We are like superficial needles, turning and turning, while watching the time pass by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

Look into my eyes and you will know what you mean to me.

7. When I kept your information and recalled it quietly when no one was around, I knew I had fallen in love with you.

I didn't believe in eternity before. Well, now, I want to go with you. There is no eternity!

9. Those wonderful past make us firmly believe that both love and marriage are still worth pursuing with life and waiting with life.

10, appearance determines whether it is possible to be together, personality determines whether it is suitable to be together, material determines whether it can be stable together, and trust determines whether it can be together for a long time.

Suitable for posting excellent mood phrases in the circle of friends (55)

First, there is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

Second, instead of letting love deteriorate slowly, it is better to make a specimen when love is in good condition and put it in your heart.

Third, no one knows how happy I am when I miss you; No one knows the sadness and pain in my happiness.

Fourth, meeting you is my fate; Falling in love with you is my robbery.

Time is really the best span in the world, which makes the pain pale, makes persistent people choose to leave, and then people come and go, and after vicissitudes, you will understand that everything is life and nothing can be helped by people.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Seven, when you make it clear, you always lose to reality when you are intoxicated with a smile.

Eight, giggle together and have fun together. Although there are not many days like that, I miss them very much.

Nine, you are most attractive when you don't pester someone to death.

X. God created the mirror because he saw me.

Eleven, there is nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner. Anyway, being idle is idle!

Twelve, don't please the world, and don't comment on right and wrong. Be yourself and love yourself.

Thirteen, in the face of full disappointment, I can only say nothing with a stubborn smile.

14. like those who are in a bad mood and are not willing to be mean to you.

Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, and be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them again in the next life.

Sixteen, can let me run hard, in addition to the downpour and lovely you.

Seventeen, no matter how good you are, some people will despise you, and no matter how down and out, some people will treat you like life.

Eighteen, the rest of my life, I am thin and rich. It's still me who has everything beautiful.

19. Mind your own business. Don't talk too much about what others do unless it threatens your interests.

20. Life is a journey, not about the destination, but about the scenery along the way and the mood of watching it.

Twenty-one, the story is not long and it is not difficult to say four words.

Are you okay? I hope you are far away from my sight.

Twenty-three, don't forget what others say when they are angry, often that is the truth!

24. All problems are not problems as long as you think there are no problems.

25. Just keep things like disappointment and grievances in your heart.

Many times, I love you more than being together.

Twenty-seven, good temper is ground out, bad habits are habits, and love to pick things is idle.

28. There is a kind of happiness called giving up.

Twenty-nine, I wonder if my heart in your place is also dusty and nobody cares.

Thirty, too much disappointment, too much helplessness, what you missed when you chose not to cherish, has already been missed.

Thirty-one, you are unhappy and always feel sorry for others.

Thirty-two, you know, love is the fireworks of a prosperous time, and when it lights up, it is missed.

Thirty-three, leave, simplify things, people become kind, like children, we start over.

You are what you say when you like you, and what you say when you don't like you.

Go to bed early. You are destined to wait for someone who doesn't want to say good night to you.

Meeting is a coincidence of two people, but leaving is a choice of one person.

Thirty-seven, after this hurdle, I will be happy. Everything will be fine, super explosive, invincible!

Thirty-eight, where this world is not tired for a long time, it is because of the heart.

Thirty-nine, a disloyal, lifetime, who let me down, I will let who despair.

Forty, the wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, the prestige is rising, and the hometown of returnees.

Forty-one, I've always wanted to be a hero and finally hit my face.

Forty-two, don't make trouble with the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.

Forty-three, I am very sad and still lost in my busy schedule.

Forty-four, I have ten thousand reasons to care about you, but I lack one who can care about your identity.

Forty-five, some people can only go if they don't come, and some things can only be given up if they don't want them.

Forty-six, work hard Otherwise, how can you laugh at those who laughed at you?

47. I never gave up loving you, but I became silent and lifeless.

48. It turns out that nothing in the world is eternal. Friendship will die.

Forty-nine, maybe everything is fate, and I am destined to walk on the road of missing for a while. Infatuation and infatuation, meeting and ending are all playing with fate inevitably.

I don't want to wait for anyone, I just wait for the red light, wait for the rain to stop, and wait for death.

Fifty-one, crooning, shallow singing, that unknown injury, its voice echoes in the declining and prosperous past.

Fifty-two, such as falling red will eventually return to dust, such as infatuation with the last burial and memory.

Fifty-three, will you suddenly think of me one night after many years, remember that I have paid so much effort and lung, and then burst into tears, only to find that you owe me too much.

Life is like drinking water. Self-knowledge. Your life is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.

Fifty-five, people who are not good at expressing themselves are really bitter, paying a lot and using their feelings deeply, but no one says hello.

The classic quotations about teachers are excellent in eloquence.

The classic quotations about teachers are excellent in eloquence.

critique

Since I have been to school, how can I not be criticized! Even the good boy's paper was accidentally injured by the teacher's "sitting"-do the following words look familiar?

Why are you staring at me? There is no answer on my face!

This subject in our class is not the last one, but the second last one with at least ten points.

Did you really forget to bring it? Why don't you stay at home?

I wonder if Newton is angry with you.

Don't say I taught you when you go out in the future.

You stand on the blackboard! (Difficult movements, please don't imitate. )

Your class is the worst I have ever attended! According to the last session, they are also the worst.

Can't speak vernacular? Come on, you keep talking, I won't talk, you talk!

The classroom in this corridor is the most messy in our class! I heard you screaming in the corridor. Look at Class X next door. Whether the teacher is here or not is equally quiet! That's what the teacher in the next class said.

Don't think I can't see your little moves below!

Humorous articles

There is something wrong with this question, and I can't prove it. Those students who have proved it will understand where they are wrong.

Looking through the yellow calendar, is it not suitable for class today?

Teacher: We don't care. ...

Classmate: 372 1

Teacher: I told you to leave it alone!

Tell me, what is Beethoven? Let me tell you, if you recite more, you can get more points. The abbreviation is "recite more points"!

Who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

We want to thank bacteria and microorganisms. Without them, the earth would be covered with the bodies of the past, and your ancestors of 100 generations are still vivid.

What do you mean people have cooled their tea? Even if you see me at school now, you can say to me politely: hello, teacher! Ten years later, when you come back and see me, you will say, Oh, is this guy still there?

slip of the tongue

It is human nature to make mistakes. After teaching for so many years, it is inevitable that there will be some slips of the tongue-it is quite interesting in retrospect.

Think when you want to.

Choose the fourth question, C (teacher, my English is not good, please speak slowly)

This question was once an examination question in 2000. (200,000 ... Wait, how many zeros? )

Find out the key requirements of this problem, and then draw me. (Well ... today is art class-)

lie

In order to make everyone study hard, the teacher has to tell some white lies. Do these words sound familiar to you?

Don't worry, class is over after asking this question. ...

Go to college, have plenty of time to play!

When you go to college, you can be anywhere and nobody cares about you!

When you go to college, just get 60 points!