Girls naughty talk about short sentences

1, when your life is not satisfactory, don't worry, just look at your savings and wallet and cry.

2. The problems that can be solved with money are not problems. How to have money is your biggest problem. A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, it will be blamed on others. 4. Q: What behaviors of your girlfriend's heterosexual friends are the most unacceptable to you? A: alive. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third kind of people, they want to be bullies, but they can't, but they want to stop learning. 6. Sometimes, others are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly people. 7. Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling. 8. Loneliness means that someone is talking, no one is listening, someone is listening, and you have nothing to say. 9. I am average-looking, but I have a serious late-stage Yan control disease; I don't have much money in my hand, but all I like is burning money; Single all the year round, but often give emotional counseling to friends; The mind is immature, but the body is in middle and old age. 10, to be honest, you won't meet love at the corner, but you will probably meet beggars. 1 1. Do you know why I go to see my aunt dance in the square when a young man is free? Because after getting acquainted with menstruation, menstruation would ask: Does the young man have a girlfriend? If not, aunt will introduce you to one. 12. There is an explanation for the hair loss problem reflected by many girls recently. It may be because I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time, and my body thinks I'm a monk, so my hair begins to fall off spontaneously. 13, selling cute things should also be divided into people. Only those who are good-looking can sell cute, and those who are ugly can only be called playing the fool. 14, true brother, no matter how far apart we are, no matter how long we haven't contacted, even if we changed our mobile phone number several times, we can always find you when we want to borrow money. 15. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus. 16, my mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. Dad came and taught me a lesson. I said weakly that my mother was eating, too. Why not talk about her? Dad: No matter how fat your mother is, I want her. What about you? 17 I think the game is becoming more and more unreasonable now. People are always charging and inviting friends. I come to play games because I have no money and no friends. 18, I asked the Zen master: I have a big dream. If it comes true, there will be no more disputes in the world. I need a lot of money, master. Can you help me? The Zen master took out a children's hat and a pair of children's gloves for me to wear: How do you feel? Hands, head is a little tight. ? Me too. ? 19, girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair. 20. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me. 2 1, April Fool's Day confession is nothing, but Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king. In case of rejection, it can be said that ... I was possessed by a ghost just now ... 22. Does Tencent Weibo have a function? Blow it off? .

23. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there. The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when it was handed out, I decided to hide my strength. I want to be your heart in my next life. If I get angry, I won't jump. 26. How come I suddenly feel like smashing a computer, but I can't bear to part with it. 27. The math teacher wrote a whole abnormal math problem on the blackboard, ready for several students to answer. At this time, my deskmate was in hibernation, and my heart was filled with evil. I poked it awake with my arm and said solemnly, get up! The teacher told you to clean the blackboard! ? The deskmate understood and strode to the blackboard. The math teacher nodded at the same table with satisfaction, smiled at the same table, and then picked up the blackboard and wiped it without looking back! The classroom was petrified in an instant, followed by warm applause. . . 28. God has three apples: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one let Jobs bite! 29. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead. . . 3 1, and you will know why there is famine in Africa. 32. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind? 33. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore! 34. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of comprehensive management, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me. 35. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!