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Say humorously that you have a cold.

1. I didn't know I was fragile until I was sick, and I didn't have the strength I imagined.

You have a cold and a fever, but you never say anything, just to keep you from worrying.

What's the big deal about having no one to comfort you when you are sick with a fever? At least you know this is the coolest thing.

The worst comfort when you are sick is to drink more water, and the best answer is to open the door.

I don't know if this season is too changeable, and people around me keep catching colds and getting sick. In the end, I can't escape.

6. The weather is disgusting. It's good. Why does it make people catch a cold? I don't think this cold can be cured for a while, so I have to take medicine again. The current medicine is really too slow to take effect. It will be bad if you don't take it for three or five days! ! Doctors nowadays don't want you to get better right away, but want you to get better slowly.

7. I need a spiritual prop to tell me that I can get through all my sadness.

8. No one is worth your compromise.

9. Those who lied about loving me finally lost me.

10. I like my fearless appearance, but I'm still not superman.

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1 1. I like to think when I am sick. Sometimes I wonder if there is a hidden danger of serious illness, sometimes I can't help but believe that people are so weak, and sometimes I realize that the so-called important work is actually not that important, and health is the most important.

12. When I was sick, I was just a disconnected phone call, a stranded fish, a silkworm bound in a cocoon, helpless silence, dry struggle and dead silence.

13. There is a kind of trace that is long-term, called happy disease, and I dare not stay long. I have a wish that I am disease-free and need more exercise. If you are ill, don't worry, be strong.

14. When I learned that you had a cold, I was really worried about you. It's hard to feel sick. I hope you pay more attention to rest and maintain your health, drink more water and don't forget to take medicine. I wish you a healthy life as soon as possible!

15. It will clear up after a long cloudy day, and it will be fine if you are sick and uncomfortable.

16. I am like a sick child, and the only medicine that can cure me is you.

17. Let time tell the truth, although I am afraid.

18. There is always someone who won't dislike what you have and will hold you deeply.

19. Drink chicken soup to speed up recovery and keep healthy when you have a cold; Eat more ginger, tea and radish juice to keep you away from illness; Touch your nose more and rub your hands more, and your metabolism will be gone. I wish you a speedy recovery!

20. Dry land will feel a drop of water wet; In the cold winter, you will know the warmth of a ray of sunshine; When you are sick, will you know that I always care about you? I wish you a speedy recovery.

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2 1. Sick and upset, delicious, slovenly, lazy; Your family is concerned, your friends are concerned, and your pain is pitied by everyone. Don't be too upset, how can you be happy in life? I wish you a speedy recovery!

22. I really envy those who are cared about by many people when they are sick.

23. Sorry, teacher. My quilt is sick. I will take care of it.

24. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

25. When you are sick and no one sends medicine, loneliness is a bad cold.

26. I screamed in pain when I was sick, but you couldn't scream when you were sick. Dear, you are ill, and my heart really hurts. You should get better soon.

27. I heard that you were ill. I made a special medicine for you. It contains one gram of sunshine, two grams of fresh air, three grams of happy mood and one kilogram of my love and blessing. Take the pill full of love and deep blessing quickly! You will get better soon!