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Aren't you full of sweet words tonight?

Have you eaten? Complete works of simple love stories

1. Choose the person who makes you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

2. His wife was surprised, saying that after living with him for so many years, she never knew that he liked to eat shredded deer, so she asked Wang Anshi's friends how they knew that Wang Anshi liked to eat shredded deer.

While eating in the canteen, another colleague said, "At first glance, this person is a highly self-disciplined and responsible person."

This is the ticket, this is the receipt, and you are my most lovely female ticket.

Eating is the source of my brilliant life. Go through fire and water.

6. Every morning, I wake up with you. You are the one who laughs with me, and you are the one who suffers. This is because we can be together with love. Happy Valentine's Day!

7. If I can love you so much that I don't care about the gossip in the city, the wading distance in Qian Shan, and the external pressure of reality, and let my thoughts tear my heart, then I am willing to take you to a quiet corner and stop stepping on the world of mortals. From now on, I will live in the cape and work together for life …

8. Wang Anshi's friend once invited him to dinner, and Wang Anshi ate a plate of shredded deer.

9. The most romantic story has no ending, the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony, my love, everything is in silence! I want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

10. If you blink, I will die; If you blink again, I will come back to life; If you keep blinking, I will die! Happy Valentine's Day!

Have you eaten? The complete works of Tuwei's love stories II

1. This is jelly, this is a tree hole, and you are my heart.

Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave. You can see the words I left on the screen, but you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard. If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache. It turns out that love can't be faked, happiness can't be faked, and it will always be a moment.

On this unique Valentine's Day, I will put my oath on your finger and spend the rest of my life together. Even if life is dull and I share joys and sorrows, I will always shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!

Do you know why I have a cold? Because I have no resistance when I see you. I love you.

5. In the Biography of Su Dongpo, the author cited this example only to illustrate the quirks of Wang Anshi, Su Dongpo's political enemy, and also mentioned that Wang Anshi was sloppy, not particular, and sought fame and reputation.

6. As a foodie. Eat snacks not because of it, but because your mouth is lonely!

7. Some people choose to eat, some people eat, some people don't eat;

8. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that I hold you.

9. Slim eating is the best in eating.

10. Seven leaders invited soldiers to drink, took land for our grassroots, and accompanied us to drink and eat. I don't know what to say. I'm in a good mood.

Have you eaten? Complete works of secular love stories III.

1. Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will also go up in smoke. If we don't get together, maybe I will stay with him with deep thoughts until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.

Your mouth is really beautiful, especially suitable for saying I love you.

Once, their tribe was infected with plague, and many ethnic groups were ill in bed. All the doctors in the tribe are at a loss. Finally, they decided to invite a famous doctor to the neighboring tribe. But doctors know their strange family rules and feel embarrassed to go there, but they can't refuse invitations again and again. He thought it was better to heal the wounded and rescue the dying, so he agreed. On the day of welcoming the doctor, the clan thought it difficult to invite the doctor. To respect him, let's make an exception. So all the nationalities put on suits and ties that day and gathered in their hall.

You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

5. No one will rob it.

6. I once loved you, which is true; It's true that I still love you. On Valentine's Day, let me turn this love into a trickle of blessings and sincerely wish you happiness forever!

7. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

8. You must be very tired today … because you have been running in my heart all day.

9. Why did you hurt me? Hurt you what? I like you so much.

10. Do you smell anything burning? That's my heart burning.

Have you eaten? Complete works of secular love stories IV.

1. Why isn't the earth made of mung bean cakes, pumpkin cakes, roasted sweet potatoes, cumin mutton, shredded pork with fish sauce and kung pao chicken? Talk about the character of eating goods.

2. You are like a shining red sun in the morning, and I am like a dewdrop, waiting for a thousand years, just for the moment of staring, even for the moment of looking back, even for a short gathering, I will not hesitate to plug in the wings of missing, leap over Qian Shan and come to your side …

3. For foodies, koi fish wants to stew-talk about the personality of foodies.

4. Why is it a short-lived surprise? It is enough to present it once, and poverty itself is a reservation. Because of silence, you will never understand how deep it contains feelings like the sea. Just like fireworks, people don't know that it has turned into the warmth of dust. They prefer to leave cold hallucinations and broken hallucinations. If you are sad, you can mourn it, but you can't change it.

I didn't do anything when you ignored me. I just kept thinking about you. I miss what you are doing, have you eaten, have you missed me, are you in a good mood ... I am so happy when I wait for your news, at least you remember me. At least you know I miss you.

September is a special season for me. Because of you, I especially like this autumn. May, your birthday, is a beautiful day. I always hope to be with you and hold hands with you on this day. However, the distance from you is like a post station. Some people arrive, some people leave, and some people watch from a distance. I am the one who looks out from the horizon.

7. Like love songs, the highest state of love is the lingering sound. The saddest thing is not revenge, but regret The best love is bound to have regrets. That regret has become a lingering sound, so we should pay attention to it. The most beautiful love, don't cry, just be silent.

8. I feel good at the thought of going home for dinner, and I feel so comfortable all over.

9. Eat the peak spirit: eat more, eat more and eat better!

10. Go to bed early in the future. Why? I can't afford a national treasure at present.

Have you eaten? A complete book about secular love stories.

1. I always wander between full and full.

2. Maybe for you, my appearance is just+= in your life. But for me, your existence in my life is a+= formula.

Although eating is a trivial matter, you can see a lot of things.

Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.

5. Do you know what you look like? What person? My woman.

6. On the 34th anniversary, the dormitory network was finally repaired today. Go out for dinner and see bulletproof fx and everyone's husband. Well, I'm in a good mood.

7. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a life-long contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy. Love is a process of pursuing unfriendly. When you complain about being unfriendly, it is when you don't love him.

8. If a person is very picky about food, he may be an inaccessible person;

9. I didn't fully agree with my colleague's "eating theory" at that time. I think it's too biased to look at a person just by a few meals.

10. I want to join hands with you to grow old.

Have you eaten? Complete works of simple love stories

1. If there is no wind in the world, how can clouds flow? Without life, there is no death; Without being together, there is no parting, and the heart that loves you is gone.

When I am in a good mood, life is full of scenery. When I am in a bad mood, I travel just to eat, sleep and fight peas in another place!

The joy of eating is too simple, even if you are full, you can continue to eat.

4. Love is one of the most effective factors in a person's sublimation, because love requires us to accept the stranger, understand him and put the idea of this relationship into practice; We also need to practice self-control and tolerance.

Do you want to try my strawberry lipstick?

6. What if I lost you and won the world?

7. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

8. Because of you, I have become full of energy; Because of you, I changed my way of life; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.

In fact, after that meal, we knew that she could throw away her lower body and start over. A person who loves to eat can control his favorite food. She can't control what?

10. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

Have you eaten? Complete works of local love stories

1. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

I know that life is not a fairy tale, so I don't want a fairy tale ending. I just want to have an imperfect but true love story. The protagonist of the story: me and you.

I like the days at home very much. I eat and sleep on time every day. Listen to music, bask in the sun and read books when you are in a bad mood. In a good mood, go out and meet friends. Now, I can only sit in front of the computer and watch it for a while.

I am not good at expressing my feelings, but I think you can understand my feelings and hope that we can become bosom friends in the future.

5. Thirty-three wants to do many things. I feel that I am not good enough, so annoying, and I don't know what to do. I want to eat well, read more books, run and get better.

6. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

7. Fate is powerless, which is beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

8. the motto of eating goods: Justeatit!

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

10. Can you not take a shower today? Why? Because eating dirty bags is popular recently.