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Tell me about your job.

1, there is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

No one wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

In the future, happiness and flowers are yours, and you are mine.

An excellent person like me can only be worthy of you and me.

5, meeting you, no longer face to face, is the most beautiful in this life.

6, big love to talk, little love hidden in my heart.

7. I want to keep a cat, a dog, a Doby cat and a dog, and then sleep with you.

Loving you is not a luxury, but a necessity.

10, don't worry. Your name can only appear in my household registration book in the future.

1 1, I don't trust you to be taken care of by others, so I will take care of you myself.

12. Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness.

13, because of you, every day is Valentine's Day.

14, I thought I was harmless, but I was just obsessed with you.

15. Who do you think you are? You are all to me.

I want to care about you, but who am I to you?

1, uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

2. The person who wants to marry me in the future hopes that you can only be you, and you must be you.

I won't please others. I don't like talking to strangers, so I deserve to lose.

4. Once, I liked a person so much that I could never see anyone else.

Sometimes you jump on me when you are sad, but there is no one around.

6. I told myself I couldn't be fat any more. How can you control your life if you can't even control your body?

7. Do you think I am troublesome? Do you think I talk too much? Do you think I'm not a lady? Do you think I'm not gentle enough? Do you think I have a strange temper? But this is me.

8, autumn tired dust into the haze, painting candles and listening to maple memories.

9. Don't forget what you have thrown, cherish what you have got, and don't give up what belongs to you.

10, can you miss me before I give up liking you?

1 1. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just skip to the next one. If you can't catch up, find another one!

12, there is no eternal promise, only infinite temptation to search fortune-telling knowledge.

13, hovering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! ! harm

14, I want to care about you, but who am I to you?

15, some things, a turn is a lifetime.

16, there is no need to tell you about the past.

17, if someone is more willing to die for you than me, then let her die and let me love you!

I am not the sun, I want to warm you.

19, whoever says that he loves you again in the future will be slapped. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

Give me a brave reason, and I will despair again.

2 1, Logger Vick can't cut down trees, the wolf can't catch sheep, Tom can't catch Jerry, the monster can't eat the Tang Priest, and I can't catch your heart.

22. You can still smile proudly, but you are no longer innocent.

23. How can I forget what you did to me?

24. Everyone has a dream, big or small, far or near. No matter how it ends, it should be given a chance to bloom.

25. There is always too much dispersion, and sincerity is always missed mercilessly. Don't ask why it's just that time flies.

26. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

It doesn't matter where you went, what matters is that you come back.

28. One day I will give up everything and have no scruples. I have been waiting for that day.

29. I don't want to miss anything. There seems to be nothing worth missing.

30. Life is like a circle. Someone came and someone left.

3 1, how many boys protect you and care about you in the name of bullying you,

32. What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he let her down when she had expectations and didn't help her when she was weak.

33. People who really understand you will never deny you because you have something and you don't have anything!

It was obvious that he approached me first, but in the end I was reluctant to leave.

35, fate is responsible for shuffling, how to play cards to see yourself; Grasping a good hand depends on luck, and playing a bad hand depends on wisdom.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

37. It seems that everything has a deadline, love or friendship, and so on!

If my joke hurts you, I'm sorry. I thought we knew each other well.

39. What can you do if you are unhappy? /A person's injury hurts a person.

40. A really good man doesn't play games, DOTA or CF, but when he plays games, as long as you send a text message, a phone call and a QQ, he will directly quit the game for you. This is a good man.

4 1, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see them in the future.

42, happiness is easy, as long as a few more reasons to lie to yourself.

A complete collection of love stories suitable for friends to show high-profile love (55 articles)

First, I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best concept of love, affectionate and not entangled.

Second, when you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of kinds of spirits all over the world; When I am old, I almost sigh that boiled water is the most lasting love. Later, I learned that only passionate love in the heart is eternal love.

Third, happiness is to find a warm person to live a lifetime.

Fourth, many people think that there will be no love if two people are as familiar as relatives. In fact, love is dull and it is the beginning of life. Strong love is often fluid, and loving you will also love others. Loving the person you love is eternal.

Don't be too mean to those who love you. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.

Life is a long road, and everyone hopes to have such a person to accompany them. No matter the wind, frost, rain and snow, no matter the ups and downs of honor and disgrace, I will accompany you like this.

Seven, the closest lover, like the most suitable underwear, can not only keep warm, but also help to modify the figure, be a hero behind the scenes and not steal your style. Of course, the hero behind the scenes is also rewarded, and you will give him back the most intimate and wonderful.

Love is not looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate that imperfect person with perfect eyes. Miyazaki Hayao

Nine, I want to tell you everything that suddenly occurred to me, but I think one aspect of growing up is to be "independent"!

When the person you love most and the person who loves you most are the same person, then you are the happiest person in the world.

Like-minded or like-minded, it must be very lucky to meet someone you like and like yourself.

12. I can't promise to give you a perfect relationship. There will be no quarrel or disagreement, but I can promise that as long as you insist, I will never leave.

Thirteen, people who want to send you home, southeast and northwest are on the road; People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour; Anyone who wants to see you can come from Qian Shan.

14. Snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Will you come?

The happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover.

16. The most beautiful emotion in the world is not how good you are, but how good you are to me; The strongest feeling in the world is not that I love you, but that I am used to having you; Mutual dependence is the deepest love.

17. If you don't marry the person who doesn't dislike that you have nothing, then the person you meet in the future may not love you as much as her, because when she is with you, there is nothing but love.

18. The person who knows you best will always be by your side to protect you from any grievance. People who really love you may not say much about loving you, but they will do a lot of things that love you.

Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

Twenty, there will be a person who will read all the States you wrote, try to listen to the songs you listened to, go your own way and read the books you read, just to make up for the time he was late in your youth.

When a person is completely out of step with you, even if everything you say is reasonable, he won't listen. And the more reasonable you say, the more he finds you annoying.

Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.

Twenty-three, only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and be qualified to love.

24. Probably, everyone will meet people who can't be together. It is difficult to let go, it is too tiring to persist, and love without time is the most painful.

25. Gently, a spring breeze brushed the cheek and set off a ripple. Long, with your breath, sweet in memory.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.

Twenty-seven, love is silent to the depths, love is speechless to the depths. People who are sincere to you are not based on any interests; The person who really accompanies you is not because of your external aura.

28. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

29. The best thing is to see someone smile. Even better, he smiled because of you.

30. I thought about it later. I won't hold you up, and others will hold you up. Then I'm not reconciled. Let me detain you for a moment.

Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

32. If you really love someone, you will never care so much, let alone the judgment of the world. Because in your eyes, she has advantages that the world can't see, and she has beauty that belongs to you.

I haven't liked someone so much for a long time, that is, the kind that laughs at the thought of you.

Thirty-four, I saw someone with a back like you tonight, not you, but I couldn't help watching all the way.

When two people live together, you must accept everything about each other, not just what you like.

I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.

I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that I still love you the most when I wake up tomorrow.

I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

Thirty-nine, sometimes people who don't want to fall in love have no one in their hearts. I'm afraid of giving my true feelings and eventually hurting myself.

Forty, I don't want to be an episode of your life, I just want to be a perfect ending of your life.

Forty-one, I have always been hot for three minutes, 1440 minutes a day, because you and I boil 480 times a day.

42. I hope that in the eyes of the person I love, even holding an umbrella looks like holding a bunch of roses.

I don't know how much I like you, so that when I am bored, imagining you leaving me can make me burst into tears.

It is said that the probability of two people meeting is 0.000000003, while the probability of falling in love is only 0.00000009. It's not easy to find a loved one. It takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands.

45. Meeting you and holding your hand, wherever I am, I want to run to heaven. Can you believe it?

46. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

Forty-seven, the real fate is not only the feeling of meeting for the first time, but the heartfelt words of "it's good to know you" after vicissitudes.

48. Finding a suitable lover needs to meet two psychological needs, one is a sense of security and the other is a sense of belonging. The sense of security is that you are sure that your partner will not leave, and the sense of belonging is that you are sure that you will not leave.

49. People who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still come back to each other. As long as the ending is comedy, I will cry as much as the process makes me cry. Happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true. If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter if we are late.

There are always some songs that make us cry. But in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people hidden in the memories.

5 1. True love includes proper rejection, timely praise, proper criticism, proper argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

52. Love is like a shell on the beach. Don't pick up the biggest and the most beautiful, just pick up what you like. If you do this, you'll never get to the beach.

53. Love is a luxury. With the best, you can live without it. Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you. One day you will understand that people should love themselves first.

I soon got tired of everything, and you were my biggest exception.

Fifty-five, did you see the heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

Romantic quotations suitable for high-profile love in a circle of friends

1, I want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you; I don't want youth that is not old, as long as I can't take away my lover.

2, like you, how can you give up easily, unless time passes and I die.

Years have changed your appearance from your prime to your old age, but my enthusiasm for you has never waned. Love you for a long time, so long that I only love one person in my life.

4. Every careless word you said blossomed in my heart.

There are 365 days in a year. I can like you for four days: spring, summer, autumn and winter. I can also like you for two days: day and night. If it really doesn't work, I like you one day: I love you every day!

6. As long as I am lucky twice in life, once I met you in my best years; Once until I am white-haired, you will accompany me to the end.

7. I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of cold and warm. I want to give you the best love, don't go to bed early and don't drink more water.

8. I like you, clumsy and enthusiastic. Nothing but giving everything.

I want to share everything with you, the warm sunshine in the morning, the vast night sky, the beauty of the past and the beauty of the rest of my life.

10, people like you, I have no choice but to spoil you, spoil you.

1 1, as long as you are lucky twice, once you meet, once you go to the end. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

12, one day, I got used to your frankness, and you guessed my duplicity. We smile at each other, hold hands and grow old together.

13, I like you, like your eyebrows, like your temper, not you.

14. I didn't want to get married without me before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

15, I am not a gentle person, but I can do everything gentle for you.

16, it's a little hard to say, a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.