Humorous sentences

The humorous sentences are as follows:

1. Don't talk, or I will kiss you.

2, Jianghu, everyone is a chic lady.

It is ok to cheat my feelings, but not my money.

Stop complaining and give me a hug!

The sweetest thing is not chocolate, but sugar.

6. The sea is endless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

7, why give you face, then where to put my face.

8. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

9. We don't know each other, but you can make friends with me with money.

10, what if life is bitter? I'm adorable.

1 1, for a sense of security, money may be the strongest.

Stop complaining and hug me!

13, the sea of misery is boundless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

14, why should I give you face, then where should I put my face?

15, what makes you call me fat, and what do you invite me to eat?

16, we don't know each other, but you can make friends with me with money.

17. What if life is hard? I'm adorable.