Classic sentences of the post-90s generation

1. Girls, remember that you are not marrying a prince, but someone who treats you as a princess.

2. I ignorantly imagine that I have everything in the world, and I am arrogant and arrogant.

3. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, for example, get some sleep.

4. Some people are so tender that water comes out when pinched, but I am so timid that snot bubbles come out when pinched.

5. You can't stand my hot temper, so I'll change it to the gentle one you like.

6. Girls are like Mid-Autumn Festival moon cakes, they are worthless after the fifteenth night!

7. It won’t be too late to do today’s work tomorrow, and the teacher will check the homework tomorrow.

8. I like the way you can’t stand me and can’t kill me, so you bite me.

9. Remember your wallet! I love you - the way your face puffs out when you're angry!

10. On a dark and windy night, I can’t sleep but have to visit you at your home.

11. The iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster!

12. All the meat that chooses to grow on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat.

13. When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

14. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I did not perform well and want to quarrel again.

15. Life is like an angry bird. If you fail, there will always be a few pigs laughing at you.

16. I won’t hide it from you after all these years. In fact, I am here to save the world.

17. I never thought that (next88) your sorry words would make me unable to even cry.

18. Animals become humans when they wear these clothes. As soon as you put them on, you will immediately become an animal.

19. There is a place that I can’t get in no matter how hard I try, that is your heart.

20. Don’t pretend to be warm-hearted in front of your sister, she can freeze you into ice at minus ten degrees.

21. Even if there is no future tomorrow, I will still guard that eternity forever.

22. My life only requires my attention, not other people’s attention.

23. Sometimes doing everything for someone is no better than doing nothing for others.

24. Life is like a movie, it must be performed wonderfully so as not to be eliminated.

25. Rumor: The quality of the teacher's lectures directly determines the traffic this month.

26. Just because I glanced at you in the crowd, you asked me to go to the blackboard to answer questions!

27. Horses are prone to stumble on soft soil, and people are prone to fall when they are sweet-talked.

28. Do you think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it?

29. The difference between *** Si and the wealthy is: seeing Dabao every day and getting great health care every day.

30. This psychopath is really delirious. He calls someone crazy when he grabs someone.

31. I remember that two years ago I was single and still an aristocrat, but why have I become a dog in the past two years?

32. I always thought the air was free, until that day I bought a bag of potato chips.

33. No one knows how sad I am, and no one knows how much I want to cry.

34. In fact, life is like your uneven face, full of flaws.

35. Threshold, if you pass it, it is a door; if you cannot pass it, it is a threshold!

36. You said that even if there is a cliff ahead, you can jump with me, but you are just talking.

37. Nod your head when others mention you, and shake your head when they think of you.

38. Don’t ask why the sun is so bright today, or who is shining.

39. In fact, I am just waiting until I am fat enough to lose weight to impress others.

40. I am just afraid that if I am not by your side, there will be another one beside you.

41. People who once did not want to be slaves have now become slaves of RMB.

42. People who don’t have a partner will always be mercilessly hurt on the Chinese Valentine’s Day.

43. The farthest distance in the world is when you stand behind her and stare at him.

44. If you don’t love me, please leave voluntarily, or I will make your death ugly.

45. Uncle, take care of your wife and don’t let her run out during class.

46. I really want to know how important I am in your world.

47. Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all people are called pigs.

48. Which moment is the last moment. I know you are the most reluctant person in my life.

49. The reason why we copy test papers is because we still care about the parents’ feelings.

50. When you talk to me, please pay attention to your attitude. First, find out who you are.

51. If you have not experienced my journey, please do not criticize the path I take.

52. Are your besties stealing your boyfriends? My bestie deserves to be robbed!

53. I feel very painful when you leave. I will be the only one who smells the farts from now on.

54. In fact, if everyone turns in a blank paper together and they are all ranked first in grade, why bother killing each other.

55. If it is sunny, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you are no longer here!

56. Prices are rising faster than university enrollment expansion, and undergraduate students are not even as expensive as cabbage!

57. In fact, you are living a good life, but your pretentiousness makes you feel sad.

58. Play seriously when you play, and sleep seriously when you study. Is this the same for you?

59. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

60. Lend me a tree to lean on and complete the only study you don’t want to regret.

61. So even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful.

62. Whenever I meet someone of the opposite sex who is about the same age as myself, I always look at each other.

63. Women, please don’t use your rotten body to make money, please use your hands to make money.

64. Anyone who loses another person will live the same life as before.

65. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

66. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

67. I will examine myself three times a day, am I good? Is it handsome? Rich or not? No, go study!

68. All the meat that chooses to grow on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

69. One day, Ultraman raised his hand to answer a question in class, and then the teacher died.

70. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need a person to understand.

71. Don’t treat others as spare tires. Maybe you are still a broken tire that others have discarded.

72. Marriage is the tomb of love. What is even more sad is that the mistress will come to rob the tomb.

73. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the wife cake.

74. Last year, even monks were speculating in the stock market. This year, those speculating in the stock market have become monks.

75. I hold up Cupid’s arrow and chase after you, while you wear this bulletproof vest and fly.

76. The highest level of friendship is that in the eyes of others, you are gay.

77. If it is my fault that I am not dead, then please welcome me in the eighteenth level of hell.

78. Don’t wait until I slap you in the face before you know how to sew your mouth shut!

79. Remember, boys who love to laugh are good, and boys who make you laugh are even better.

80. Being online and being invisible these days are the same. No one will come to chat with you.

81. Failing math is normal and shows that we are all children who cannot calculate.

82. I have to study hard and not let others think that I make a living by being handsome!

83. When you grow up, you will marry Tang Seng. If you can play with him, play with him; if you can’t, eat him up.

84. It’s my fault that I was blinded by tears and couldn’t tell the difference between a human and a dog.

85. Broken love is nothing. Betrayal is nothing. In my eyes, this is just a minor injury.

86. A dog jumped out of the bushes, and I couldn't help but call out your name.

87. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Whoever likes your sister, let me know and I will chase you!

88. Since you chose me in the first place, why don’t you know how to cherish it.

89. My girlfriend must be a road addict, that’s why she hasn’t found me yet.

90. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

91. Give me a proper position and don’t fart randomly. Don’t take yourself too seriously.

92. I hope time can only bite off my hard shell but not my soft heart.

93. Are you willing to fall in love early with me? I am willing to marry you later and have children later.

94. It’s so sad to take a vacation and let go of all the knowledge in my sister’s mind.

95. If you write too many stories, you will inevitably get too involved in the drama. The failure is that the audience never takes it seriously.

96. There is no banquet in the world that lasts forever, but the love between you and me in the world lasts forever.

97. Youth is like toilet paper. It seems like there are quite a lot of them, but once I use them, it’s not enough.

98. Some things will become ridiculous once the roles are changed, such as love.

99. Those who dislike me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel so comfortable.

100. The money in your pocket is my money, and the money in my pocket is still my money!

101. Always remember that you are a lady, and then fight like a man.

102. Your eyes betray your heart, your eyebrows betray your eyes.

103. I am young and need to be pointed out, but I don’t need to be pointed out.

104. Teacher, you are so awesome. You know that we don’t listen, but you still have to pretend to be strong and keep talking.

105. Girls are like Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes, they lose their value after the fifteenth night.

106. No matter how nice others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad I am, it’s none of other people’s business.

107. I am a man of grace and I have always been humble to women, except my wife.

108. My sister has been a virgin for 17 years, and finally it became 18 years last night.

109. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me; no matter how bad I am, it has nothing to do with others.

110. When I was in school, I always wanted to play on the computer. During the holidays, I could only stare at the computer in a daze.

111. That shoe buyer who despises me today, be careful if your words touch your tongue today.

112. In life, there will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope.

113. When faced with cold water poured by others, catch it first, wait until it boils, and then pour it back!

114. Our today is determined by the past, and our tomorrow is determined by today.

115. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

116. Breaking up with someone you like is painful, but breaking up with someone you don’t like is happy.

117. Gu Liang, don’t be stupid, the person who treats you best in the world has already married your mother.

118. Is anyone else like me, who was chased all over the street by my mother when her teeth came out?

119. Sometimes if you don’t solve your own problems, you will be solved by them.

120. The voice of "Hello, teacher" is always not as loud as the voice of "Goodbye, teacher".

121. You can clearly see through many people, but you can’t expose them at will or fall out easily.

122. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that.

123. Give you a woman, and you can create a nation. They are all close relatives!