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Say some interesting phrases about shoes

1. Sentence describing shoes 1) High heels make the round barefoot look lifted high, make the soles of the feet more curved, and form a sexy curve with the full forefoot and toes.

2) After wearing high heels, women's body center of gravity shifts from heel to toe. In order not to fall, women have to hold out their chests, abdomen, hips and legs.

3) I like the crunching sound of high heels and the ground, which is charming and provocative. I always feel that something ambiguous is going to happen, which makes people excited and expecting.

4) Shiny high heels and snow-white feet * * * produce emotional pictures, which directly stimulate the sense of visual power.

5) Standing on high heels, I can see the real world. What bothers my feet is not the height of my shoes, but my desire.

6) Now, I am making a pair of shoes. I haven't decided who to make them for, but they are just women's shoes. ...

7) I personally appreciate high heels and shoes with bare instep. From the side of the heel, there will be a curvature, such as undulating mountains, which has the effect of self-cultivation.

8) Wearing high heels can make women's ankles and thighs more graceful, showing slender and sexy legs.

2. What are some inspirational sentences about "shoes"? 1. The shoemaker makes shoes well because he has no other advantages. Emerson

2, the same shoes, not everyone will fit. -Xu Rusi

These shoes are very comfortable to wear.

The shoemaker can make beautiful shoes, because he knows nothing but shoes. Emerson

5. This shoe is soft-soled, purplish red, fine luogong yarn, brocade, embroidered with a pair of dancing colorful butterflies.

These shoes are fashionable to wear.

7, iron shoes have nowhere to break through, and they can be obtained with no effort. -summer

8. Those shoes that don't fit are the key to youth.

9, "creation", often just change what already exists. If you don't know, selling shoes for left and right feet only started more than 100 years ago. -Plath

10. Only you know where the shoes hurt. -Spain

3. Ask for a humorous telegram about shoes. Send shoes. Create's youngest son goes to college in Taiyuan, and his wife asks him to buy a pair of shoes for his son.

Imagine how many days it will take to send it by parcel post. Hearing that the telegraph was fast, he hung his newly bought shoes on the telephone pole. When I got home, I told my wife that she said, "I only heard that telegrams send letters, but I didn't hear that telegrams send things." Go and get the shoes back. "

"When they reached the telephone pole, a young man had taken off his new shoes and put them on, leaving only one old shoe in the shoe box. When Create saw it, he clapped his hands and said, "Hey, this telegram is really fast. It only took a bag of kung fu for our baby to receive new shoes and send them back to us. "One day, when his wife was wearing roller skates, God met three people who had just reported to heaven and gave them transportation in heaven according to their loyalty to their wives on earth.

The first man is a playboy and often goes out to have sex. God gave him a pair of skates. The second man often went out to shoot pheasants, and God gave him a bike.

The third man is loyal to his wife. God gave him a Rolls Royce and regarded him as an example of heaven. After the interview, the third man came back in his Rolls Royce.

The first man and the second man rode bicycles on roller skates and went home in frustration. On the way, I suddenly saw the third person standing beside the car crying, so I stepped forward and said, "Hey! You sent a gas truck, why are you crying? " "No, I saw my wife!" "Why do you cry when you see your wife?" "She, she is wearing a pair of skates."