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Tell me the truth. It's sad to lose him.

First, if you send a message to someone who likes you, he will reply you with 5000 words. If you send a message to someone who doesn't like you, he will only reply you in 5000 words.

Second, waiting for you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

Third, I can understand many things, but I don't want to say that I know who really likes me and who is only superficial to me. I know who told me what is true.

I have met thousands of people who like your hair and eyes, but not your face.

Fifth, turning your male god into your own man is the real skill.

Just as you realize the importance of air when you are drowning, you ignore it when it surrounds you, so you will say that people are like this.

You don't need to know much about him.

I can imitate your habitual movements so truly.

Nine, life is not long, how lucky you are to meet the person you love. If you can be happy and stable, who wants to be displaced?

Life is a person's life. If you leave, I won't see you off, but I will pick you up, rain or shine.

You will meet some people constantly, bid farewell to some people, from unfamiliar to familiar, from familiar to unfamiliar, from congenial to parting ways.

You don't need to know him too well.

Thirteen, I am the only one in my world, and you can't get in if you want to break in. ....

All my efforts and struggles are to have a bright future and meet an excellent you.

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

All my efforts and struggles are to have a bright future and meet an excellent you.

17. I used to think that people would cry when they were most desperate. Later, I learned that the silence with empty eyes is the real heart death.

It is easy to call a wife, but it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment!

Don't take my words casually if you can't fathom my temper.

Twenty, all injuries have been proved.

Whenever and wherever you need me, I will be by your side.

Why am I often the one who is abandoned when faced with a choice?

Twenty-three, I quietly collect your traces like a scavenger.

Don't blame me for leaving without looking back, okay? How can you cherish me if I don't leave?

No matter how generous I am, I still feel sad when old friends find new friends.

Twenty-six, it's hard to lose him.

I can imitate your habitual movements so truly.

Twenty-eight, at the beginning of the cross, I couldn't tell the age of love, but I met you.

I want to find you but I can't find a topic, and I don't want to say more about your evasive attitude.

Thirty, how many times have I run to cry and you never care about these nights?

Brother Mozzie, can you cut off your sharp mouth?

People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

You are not sincere to me, how can you let me go through fire and water for you?

34. Isn't it disgusting to kiss a second person with the same mouth? Don't you feel dirty telling the same love story to different people?

Thirty-five, I would like to love possession in the name of a friend and not let go.

When I am used to having you, but you suddenly leave me, how scared I am!

If you can't tolerate me, either you are narrow-minded or I am too big-minded.

Thirty-eight What if I can't bear to part? I wasn't the only one who broke up in the end.

Brother Mozzie, can you cut off your sharp mouth?

Forty years old. I was a stranger before I met him. After breaking up, they are still strangers.

Forty-one, I cried myself hoarse and had to play dumb.

42. The saddest love in the world is to hug while knowing that you can't die.

Forty-three, the dog bites me, I will never bite the dog, but I am not sure that I will let it live after it bites me.

Forty-four, among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance, because others walk on the ground and you walk in my heart.

Forty-five, who hasn't gone through a confused and firm youth?

46. What I fear most is that the people I care about suddenly change their tune and feel that the whole world doesn't want you.

47. Loneliness is only a person's loneliness, and happiness means that most people are happy.

Forty-eight, I want to find you but I can't find a topic, and I don't want to say more about your evasive attitude.

Real or interesting questions _ unexpected real or interesting questions

1, what would you do if one day I told you I was in love with you?

2. What's your favorite pet? Ultraman

3. What is the most effective way to give up someone and forget? Learn from Altman

4. What gift do you want to receive most on Valentine's Day?

5, underwear/pants color (this, if you are not familiar with, use with caution ~)

6. What would you do if you saw the person you love most sleeping in front of you?

7. If time could go back, which era would you like to go back to?

8. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water? Pee. . .

9. What would you do if one day the most important thing in your life left you?

10, what happens if you date someone you like and meet your ex-boyfriend (girlfriend)?

What if the person you love doesn't love you?

12. How's it going with your boyfriend/girlfriend? The truth is funny.

13, do you think you look good in person or in the photo? Turn off the lights and look good. . .

14. Now, take your eyes off the computer screen and look to the right. Tell me what you see. My dad's slap, * * * What time is it? Don't sleep! ! !

15, when was the last time you laughed from your heart?

16. What are the three wishes you want to realize most?

17, if 99 gold coins fall from the sky, what is your first reaction?

18, what was the most embarrassing thing you did?

What's your favorite food?

20. What was the most touching thing that ever happened? Unexpected truths and interesting questions

2 1. Write your favorite song?

22. If you were given a superpower, what would you like to have?

23. Would you choose to have * * * before marriage?

24. Seriously, have you had plastic surgery? My stomach is bulging. . .

What was your biggest regret in 2005?

26. You fell asleep on the bus. What were you thinking when you woke up? Ah. . . Am I still alive? (Because I am a driver)

27. What is your ideal lover like?

28. To what extent are you willing to sacrifice for love?

29. Would you choose premarital sex?

30. Age of first kiss

3 1, freckles, high myopia, pie face, elephant legs, thick waist, let you choose one as your wife, which one would you choose? I will choose a man. . .

32, friends and boyfriends/girlfriends, which is more important (is this a bit detrimental)?

33, couplet: looking for a job to find a good job. Find a husband. Find a good husband? Dream on. . .

34. How to tell someone you like?

Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the fucking funeral!

36. What would you do if I quarreled with you one day?

37. My father suddenly told me that I was richer than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? The take medicine

38. Which part of the body is the most sensitive?

39. Do you like your father or mother better?

40. The most shameful thing about yourself

4 1, which opposite sex do you like best?

42. What do I look like in your eyes?

43. The five things you want most.

44. Someone spills oil on you and says to you: Don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are also Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar. (This is also very powerful)

45, if after death, see Meng Po in Naiheqiao, give you drink Meng Po soup, you say grandma how lame! It's watered again ! (I laughed at that)

46. Do men who smoke smell, or do men who drink smell? And those who don't take a shower. . .

47. Which movie do you like best?

48. When you least know what color to wear, what color will you choose?

49. What makes you struggle every day? Constipation. . .

50. If there is an afterlife, which one would you choose to be?

5 1. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. Why did you give him a roll of scotch tape?

52. If you were asked to choose a role in a movie, who would you choose?

53. When was the saddest time to cry? Why?

54. How did you get the most unforgettable scar? The cruel doctor cut it at birth.

55. I suddenly grab your hand after drinking too much and tell you that I like you for a long time. What would you do? Sorry, I married your daughter.

56. When you meet a robber in the middle of the night, he says he won't let you go unless he sings. What are you going to sing? Song of Hao Han. .

57. What parts of your body have been praised? Nails, aunt Zhao, the janitor when I was a child, always praised me. Yo, this kid's nails really look like Andy Lau's! ! !

58. A child is divided into nine oranges. How to divide it fairly? Strangle four!

59. If you had the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, you would go to:

60. When was the saddest time to cry? Why?

6 1. What do you want to wear when you meet someone you like?

62. What do you do if you want to cry but don't want to be seen by others? Cover other people's eyes with your hands.

A real or interesting question

1, what would you do if one day I told you I was in love with you?

2. What's your favorite pet? Ultraman

3. What is the most effective way to give up someone and forget? Learn from Altman

4. What gift do you want to receive most on Valentine's Day?

5, underwear/pants color (this, if you are not familiar with, use with caution ~)

6. What would you do if you saw the person you love most sleeping in front of you?

7. If time could go back, which era would you like to go back to?

8. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water? Pee. . .

9. What would you do if one day the most important thing in your life left you?

10, what happens if you date someone you like and meet your ex-boyfriend (girlfriend)?

What if the person you love doesn't love you?

12. How's it going with your boyfriend/girlfriend? The truth is funny.

13, do you think you look good in person or in the photo? Turn off the lights and look good. . .

14. Now, take your eyes off the computer screen and look to the right. Tell me what you see. My dad's slap, * * * What time is it? Don't sleep! ! !

15, when was the last time you laughed from your heart?

16. What are the three wishes you want to realize most?

17, if 99 gold coins fall from the sky, what is your first reaction?

18, what was the most embarrassing thing you did?

What's your favorite food?

20. What was the most touching thing that ever happened? Unexpected truths and interesting questions

2 1. Write your favorite song?

22. If you were given a superpower, what would you like to have?

23. Would you choose to have * * * before marriage?

24. Seriously, have you had plastic surgery? My stomach is bulging. . .

What was your biggest regret in 2005?

26. You fell asleep on the bus. What were you thinking when you woke up? Ah. . . Am I still alive? (Because I am a driver)

27. What is your ideal lover like?

28. To what extent are you willing to sacrifice for love?

29. Would you choose premarital sex?

30. Age of first kiss

3 1, freckles, high myopia, pie face, elephant legs, thick waist, let you choose one as your wife, which one would you choose? I will choose a man. . .

32, friends and boyfriends/girlfriends, which is more important (is this a bit detrimental)?

33, couplet: looking for a job to find a good job. Find a husband. Find a good husband? Dream on. . .

34. How to tell someone you like?

Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the fucking funeral!

36. What would you do if I quarreled with you one day?

37. My father suddenly told me that I was richer than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? The take medicine

38. Which part of the body is the most sensitive?

39. Do you like your father or mother better?

40. The most shameful thing about yourself

4 1, which opposite sex do you like best?

42. What do I look like in your eyes?

43. The five things you want most.

44. Someone spills oil on you and says to you: Don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are also Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar. (This is also very powerful)

45, if after death, see Meng Po in Naiheqiao, give you drink Meng Po soup, you say grandma how lame! It's watered again ! (I laughed at that)

46. Do men who smoke smell, or do men who drink smell? And those who don't take a shower. . .

47. Which movie do you like best?

48. When you least know what color to wear, what color will you choose?

49. What makes you struggle every day? Constipation. . .

50. If there is an afterlife, which one would you choose to be?

5 1. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. Why did you give him a roll of scotch tape?

52. If you were asked to choose a role in a movie, who would you choose?

53. When was the saddest time to cry? Why?

54. How did you get the most unforgettable scar? The cruel doctor cut it at birth.

55. I suddenly grab your hand after drinking too much and tell you that I like you for a long time. What would you do? Sorry, I married your daughter.

56. When you meet a robber in the middle of the night, he says he won't let you go unless he sings. What are you going to sing? Song of Hao Han. .

57. What parts of your body have been praised? Nails, aunt Zhao, the janitor when I was a child, always praised me. Yo, this kid's nails really look like Andy Lau's! ! !

58. A child is divided into nine oranges. How to divide it fairly? Strangle four!

59. If you had the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, you would go to:

60. When was the saddest time to cry? Why?

6 1. What do you want to wear when you meet someone you like?

62. What do you do if you want to cry but don't want to be seen by others? Cover other people's eyes with your hands.

The truth of simple love

The truth of simple love

1. Happiness is another kind of pain that others see, and carnival is another kind of loneliness.

Life is a long journey, don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk with you hand in hand.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

I don't want to affect your future any more. You can find someone better than me. I don't want to deceive you and myself anymore. I hope you can forgive me. I will always bless you.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

6. If love is 1, no love is 0. Two people fall in love: 1× 1= 1 is love; Neither of them loves: 0×0=0 means no love. There is a person who loves someone but doesn't: 1×0=0 Unilateral love will have no result. Two people only love each other half: 0.5×0.5=0.25, and the multiplication of love becomes the original half. The world is so big, it is so easy to fall in love with someone and be loved, but it is so difficult to find two people of the same kind ... My thoughts are tangled into a net, and the net is getting tighter and tighter, reaching my heart. After the dull pain, you don't have to stop.

7. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.

My dog doesn't like you very much, and your cat doesn't like me very much, so don't say anything more, and you will understand later.

9. Like a gust of wind, it blows away the memory of spring. When the garden was not closed, it sank into my heart and flooded into a Wang Yang, only two tears came out.

10. The heart always recovers in the most painful time; Love always ends at the deepest time.

1 1. Happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is far away that I can never touch.

12. A lifetime commitment cannot be easily said. You can't afford my future.

13. If you love me, give me your hand, and I will hold it until I die. If you love me, give me your heart, and I will connect it with mine. We will never be alone. If you love me, give me your tears, and I will gently dry them for you and soothe your sadness; Love me and meet the right person at the right time is a lifetime of happiness. It is heartbreaking to meet the wrong person at the right time. It is absurd to meet the wrong person at the wrong time. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a lifelong sigh. When two people are together, you must accept the whole of each other, not just the parts you like easily.

14. Life has no draft. After writing this today, there can't be another one. Ordinary days will always be regarded as worthless "waste paper" by us, and it doesn't hurt to be smeared. We always thought there was a lot of paper. In fact, life won't give us time and opportunity to draft, and every pen can't be changed. The "draft" we write down every day will become an unchangeable answer sheet in life.

15. Many people say: I don't know what I want. In fact, the real meaning of this sentence is: I don't have the courage to face it and I don't work hard enough to get what I want.

16. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

17. Sometimes we are tired because we can't let go of our face. Vanity is infinitely expanding, which blinds the true self, can't tell what needs and desires are, regards others' eyes as the highest standard of behavior, regards others' praise as the highest reward of life, and is completely lost in the secular maze. Take your face off and put it in your pocket. You will find that life is really not that heavy.

18. Love and hate never exist in isolation. Only at a certain stage, love is a little more than hate, so I saw love and blurred hate; Or hate is a little more than love, so I see hate and blur love. And we, in these vague emotions, finally blurred ourselves.

19. Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

20. Zhang Ailing: I thought that love can overcome everything, but who knows that she sometimes has no strength. I thought that love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that creates more regrets. The ups and downs are repeated in a love. If you were a different person, it wouldn't always be blue.

2 1. Zhang Ailing: Cultivate your heart and don't keep a cat. It's cold, come and snuggle up to you; It's hungry, come and call you; Itchy, come and rub it for you; Tired of it, it slipped away. Keep a heart, I wish I could keep a dog, not you, but it keeps you! Zhang Ailing: Before the age of 30, go back and correct it in time, then take off your childish coat and take away your wisdom. Then, be a qualified person. Began to bear, began to stubbornly love life and love the world.

22. Zhang Ailing: If emotions and years can be gently shredded and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. My silence, you want to see, but you don't understand.

23. Zhang Ailing: Love is not complicated. It comes and goes in three words: I love you and I hate you, or forget it, hello, I'm sorry.

24. Zhang Ailing: There are two kinds of women who are very cute: one is very caring and takes good care of men. With such a woman, she will feel strong love. There is also a timid, shy and very dependent on men. Being with such a woman will stimulate the appearance of a man's character. Another kind of woman doesn't know how to care about others, and never bows to men to show weakness. This kind of woman makes men helpless.

25. Zhang Ailing: You asked me if it was worthwhile to love you. In fact, you should know that love is not worth asking.

26. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we have hurt each other and can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

27. Just give me your man, and I'll let you lie in my arms and tell us our happiness.

28. If one day, you meet someone who makes you feel more excited and you choose to leave, please tell me earlier, don't let me be the last person to know, and don't make me a fool, because then I will definitely hate you. I dare not say that I will forgive you, but I will let go, because I hope you will remember all the good things we have together, even if it is only occasionally. I believe there will be a smile on your face.

I don't need any reason or excuse to break up with you, but I have no feelings for you.

30. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure. That night, I dreamed of the moment of parting. I stare at you and tell you gently that I hope I don't cry when I turn around. But my eyes are blurred. I choked back my heartache and suddenly turned around. A tear fell on my hand. We broke up and agreed not to cry.

3 1. You are too kind to me, but I can't love you as much as you do. You just put too much pressure on me. I am working hard. Leave me alone.

32. Once-in-a-lifetime youth, the purpose is just to listen to the sound of flowers, see the silence of flowers, and then disperse.

33. I am always nervous when I have you, and I am also distracted when I break up. I don't know if I should love you. Am I really wrong?

I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.

35. I used to think it took a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that it takes more courage to live with you.