WeChat status is funnier than WeChat status.

1, people are for reference only, depending on who you are.

I swear that I will never stay up late again. If I can't, my best friend will be a pig.

The world is so big that I want to go out and show it to others.

I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart.

I am a man of principle. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

6, round face seven points of wealth, not rich but also town house

7. I pursue my dream. People said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. It turned out to be really childish and ridiculous.

8. I left my hometown, and the whole village came out to look for me. I came back with a well on my back.

9, eat grapes without spitting grape skins, I want to spit grape seeds.

10, the person you like doesn't like you, which shows how discerning you are.

1 1, I am too difficult. I must have studied advanced math problems in my last life.

12, I had acne when I was young, but I got pit when I was old.

13, the steps to do a math problem: 1 Write a solution 2 The radian of the corners of the mouth evokes self-mockery 3 Write a solution to a problem.

14, ldquo Do you have a brief history of time? ""Why should I pick up that thing ... "

15, I just picked up a little brother and accidentally burned him to death.

16, if quarreling can't solve the problem, can't you praise me calmly for an hour?

17. How to judge which seat in the subway will get off early? God replied: people who put their mobile phones in their pockets.