Humorous and funny circle of friends, talk about what is humorous.

1, whether you are doing well or not, others don't know, but everyone knows when you gain weight.

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

3, drinking with friends at the food stall, suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and gave herself a slap in the face in an instant. How to distract yourself by drinking? Let's do it!

4, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie walked a hundred thousand miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

Thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!

6. I can't believe that the group of fat cells that I eat and drink all day, when I was about to freeze to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to understand that they didn't want to set themselves on fire to keep me warm. Their hearts are cold and they have raised a group of baiwenhang!