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Every Valentine's Day is a pain for single people.
Tanabata is coming, I miss you and live alone.
I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.
I can only say how to spend Tanabata.
5. I don't like Tanabata, because there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way of Tanabata; I don't like Tanabata, because on Tanabata, I still can't hear the whispers under the grape trellis; I don't like Tanabata, because you won't accompany me on Tanabata.
6. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.
7. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.
8. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I said two words lightly, skip!
9. Valentine's Day is beautiful, but it belongs only to beautiful people.
10. It's Tanabata, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: Let's break up!
1 1. Tanabata is just a festival for cowherd and weaver girl, and it has nothing to do with me.
12. Today is Valentine's Day. The couples in the street are holding hands, but I can only hold hands with my left hand.
13. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.
14. Put on headphones. This Tanabata has nothing to do with me.
15. I waited for Qixi, but I didn't wait for you I love.
16. Everyone who says "Long live single" will keep silent when they see a couple.
17. Obviously not single, Tanabata is still a person.
18. Tanabata is coming. If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to leave you a special one! .
19. I will spend my birthday alone, Valentine's Day alone, Tanabata alone, and Christmas alone. Let me live alone if Nima has the ability to take the exam!
20. You can only hug yourself on Valentine's Day. How can you be happy?
2 1. I will buy a big bouquet of roses on Tanabata, and then proudly say to others: My boyfriend bought it for me, and I am so happy.
22. When you are alone, the wind is clear and the clouds are light.
23. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata, would I become a dog?
24. I am not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.
25. On Tanabata, we single aristocrats organized a group to go to the cinema to get seats one by one!
Talk about Valentine's Day for singles and Valentine's Day for one person.
1. The person who marries me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.
Valentine's day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?
It's Valentine's Day soon. The whole world smells of love, and I'm the only one who smells of single dog.
I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.
5. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.
6. If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can send me a red envelope.
7. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.
8. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!
9. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.
10. Why do you spend Valentine's Day alone again? Half a person comes out for fear of scaring you.
1 1. Valentine's Day is coming. Let me know who likes me, and I will chase you! /Shuo Shuo/
12. I will spend New Year's Day alone, Lantern Festival alone and Valentine's Day alone. Let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.
13. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters!
14. If you feel lonely on Valentine's Day, turn off the light and turn on the computer to play a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, toilet and bed, and there are people everywhere, which is very lively.
15. Did someone ask me to be alone on Valentine's Day? Funny, can't people become dogs?
16. Valentine's Day rent: shopping 10 yuan, couples wear a 20 yuan, show love in space 25, kiss 30. (Small businesses don't bargain)
17. What if I don't have a lover on Valentine's Day? If there are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house, do we have to kill a few?
18. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture. The point is that I can also retouch the picture.
19. It's Valentine's Day soon. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.
20. It is said that single dog and winter vacation homework are more suitable for Valentine's Day.
2 1. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Don't ask me why I am single. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.
22. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.
23. Take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day. So, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, do I still have ghosts?
24. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I think someone will hold a rose and say to me, I'm sorry, please forgive me.
25. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
26. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
27. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars. Being single is not a status, but a word.
1. Everyone has an incomplete story, and every story has an unforgettable person.
2, like a song, many times not because you like it, but a way to miss someone!
In the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is to enrich life. But the most valuable meeting is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.
You like her, and she likes you very much. You all know that one day one of you will speak first, but I don't know which day you will say you like each other first. This is the best time.
There will always be times when others say what is in our hearts, but we don't want to admit it.
6. When a person has nothing to rely on, he often becomes strong.
7. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly and miss a face. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss.
8. Travel is the reading of the mind, and reading is the travel of the mind.
9. Friends rarely talk about the future, but the future is often together; Lovers are always talking about the future, but often there is no future.
10, an unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.
1 1. Being single does not mean an identity, but a word used to describe a person who is strong enough to live independently of others and is good at enjoying life.
12, the past can't be rewritten, but it makes me stronger. Thank you for every change, every heartbreak and every scar.
13, people who can see through you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.
14, men's love is born from overlooking, and women's love is born from looking up. If love is like a mountain, the more men go up, the more women they can look down on, while the more women go up, the less men they can look up on.
15. Some troubles are imaginary, but we feel that they are real.
16, don't be afraid to change, you may lose some good things, but you may also get some better things.
17, true love is not letting go when you feel tired, not leaving when you feel inappropriate, but staying together even when you are tired and fighting for it even if it is inappropriate. Tired because I care, inappropriate because I don't love enough. True love doesn't have so many excuses.
18, if you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself, don't take him as everything, don't tell him everything, and don't share all your secrets with him. The more you invest, the more you will forget yourself. People who have no self can't find their place in love. The only ending, the tighter you hold on to love, the farther you run, and finally you can only crush your dreams and let the once promises drift away like flying flowers.
19, the direction against the wind is more suitable for flying, not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but afraid of surrender.
20. Life is always thinking and looking forward to the future in confusion. If there is no sadness and distress in life, no joys and sorrows, then life is blank and desolate. The beauty of the flower season and the sadness of the rainy season are gradually forgotten with the growth rings, half of which is the pursuit of beauty and half of which is the acceptance of incompleteness. I couldn't stand it once, but now I just smile indifferently. Maturity is not to see through, but to look down.
Quiet! Everyone inside was once a proud madman!
1. Living is to change the world. Are there any other reasons?
The original intention of drinking is to drown loneliness, but I didn't expect this damn loneliness to learn to swim.
I am not bad, but who has cherished my goodness?
A good life is probably talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.
5. Suddenly, the person who spoiled me fell in love with others, and the things I liked were gone, and all the things I saved were bought by others, but one person I liked had someone else. When he finally worked out the geometric figure proof problem, he would find that most people in the class would probably be disappointed.
6. Hooking up with you is someone else's business, and I can't keep you.
7. I once owned you. When I mentioned it, I was full of pride and possession. Later, when I remembered it, I felt sorry and wronged.
You don't have to love me, but I'm in a hurry. Please tell me earlier.
9. A male god is the kind of person who knows that it has nothing to do with you.
10. It is more practical to spend three years getting into a university that will benefit you for life than to love someone who has nothing to do with the future.
1 1. Be quiet. Everyone inside was once a proud madman!
12. I hope you really go to bed after saying good night to me, instead of opening another window and saying you can't sleep.
13. Life is an escape. You can't just wait and die.
14. Sometimes I want to have a good talk with you, but I find that I can't have a good talk with you.
15. Those who threaten to accompany you through life will always give up halfway. Maybe some people just say they love you without warning and then leave quietly. Don't think who should be your world easily, and don't give everything easily. Don't argue about how volatile the memory is. Calm down and you will find that time never quarrels and life never answers. All you have to do is go with the wind and accept it slowly. Many people's last relationship just doesn't matter.
16. When I was young, I liked to put my bed by the window. When I grow up, I like to put my bed near the socket.
17. There won't be people like you in the future, even if you think about it, it's hard.
18. Look how awkward our relationship is. Like you want to reach out and hug me. I can't hold you tight, let alone push you away.
19. It's just that sensibility is always overwhelmed by reason, and the fear of greeting turns into interruption.
20. A friend once told me a story. A tree fell in love with another tree across the street. I asked her what was going on, and she said there was no such thing at that time. It took me a long time to understand that the impossible beginning is the end.
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