We have a bragging contest here. I was given some bragging lines. Give me some.

1, my CPU is capacitor welded! What a burden ... hahaha!

2. It's terrible upstairs. I spent the whole night carving on the hard disk with a knife yesterday.

one

Operating system, I want to learn from you!

Blow it, you can't pay taxes on eating cows ... I took down my old TV yesterday and pieced it together.

piece

GF4 Ti4800 graphics card, earned it. ...

4. What's this? I was surfing the internet while eating an apple just now, and suddenly it crashed. I found the operating system when I restarted.

unify

Became MAC OS.

I was idle yesterday, and it was boring to look at the monitor. I just found a piece of broken glass, and a few pieces of toilet paper were taken apart.

View from a height or a distance

A radio, equipped with a liquid crystal display, makes do.

6. I just overclocked my 56K cat. As a result, as soon as I got online, all the phones in the community were occupied.

Line.

7. Let me tell you something old. That was when I first went to college. Everyone uses 286, and the monitor is single.

Obvious and difficult

The food is even more pitiful. I thought about it, but I couldn't, so I dismantled a color TV monitor and installed it on the monitor, showing it individually.

change

The color is bright. Later, I thought the hard disk was too small, so I took back 1000 5-inch floppy disks and took out all the cores inside.

here

Together, so a hard disk with 1G or more comes out.

I am poor and can't afford a computer. Now I can only use this calculator bought for 5 yuan to surf the Internet. lack

the point is

The screen is small, but the original calculator is solar, and I kept this function. Poor, just make do.

9. You are really strong people. I just added a camera to the TV remote control as a new mobile phone to make do with it.

10 The post here is so big that it will crash every time you open it. There seems to be not enough memory. Although it is convenient to remember now

Suitable, but

I was poor, so I only used 128M. I pondered for a long time and found a good solution. I inserted the memory backwards, hey.

Data input (British) Defence Inteligence)? Density Indicator (density indicator)

After passing the self-test, the memory becomes 821m.

1 1. I finally caught a mouse this afternoon, injected it with a chip and turned it into a mouse.