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Let's have a lovely talk.

First, when you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

Second, love from a blind date is like trying on cosmetics. It's really a pity to throw it away if it doesn't fit.

Third, because of love, so compassion; Because you know, you are tolerant.

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous and stomp on the ground for you to hug.

Sixth, life is to learn to be strong while being injured.

Seven, there is no lady in the world. If there are more people, there will be!

I am possessed by you. You must reward me.

Are you a man or a dog? I'll have a look with a smile when I meet.

Ten, even if the beauty is like a nightmare, you should be content with the bottom, and you are noble!

I know I'm crazy, but what's so strange about it? In the face of love, I am not crazy.

I want to be your little princess and walk with you in the future.

Thirteen, I want to hold your hand and make your lifelong vows.

Fourteen, no matter how strong I am, no matter how masculine I am, I am also a fucking bitch.

Fifteen, I heard that everyone likes their deskmate, no matter whether your deskmate is male or female!

Sixteen, talented, Gao Fushuai man, generally can't accompany you to the end.

Since you don't love me, why are you with me?

Eighteen, all my expectations for you are too bad to start again after all.

XIX. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

Do you know what is the cutest animal in the world? White rabbit? Golden monkey? No, it's not! I am the sweetest!

Twenty-one, 50% of the troubles in this world can be solved through a good sleep. As for the remaining half, wait until you wake up.

May you have sunshine in your eyes, magnanimity in your smile, money in Cary and delicious food in your pocket. Make a beautiful little house every day.

Twenty-three, cute and in a good mood.

Twenty-four, red envelopes have also been sent, flowers have also been sent to me, you have eaten rice, you have drunk wine, the room has been opened, and TT has been torn apart. Now you tell me that I have my period, my mouth is still festering, chrysanthemum has hemorrhoids, beriberi, hands and onychomycosis! hey

Twenty-five, don't make an ugly contrast that you can only play mobile phones at the best age.

Twenty-six, you see my lollipop is delicious, but I won't give it to you. You don't like me.

Twenty-seven, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime!

Twenty-eight, this thing is stunned, and it is called deep when it is done. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

The world is like a giant doll machine. You sit in there like a helpless little fool. Don't worry, I'll put a coin to save you.

My love for you is a lifelong guarantee and will never expire. . . .

Thirty-one, some things, not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care.

32. Who are the cutest people in this year's college entrance examination? God replied: there are a group of great candidates in the college entrance examination every year. They know that their grades are poor and they can't afford to go to college, but they still insist on the college entrance examination. They just want to lower your grades and let you go to a good school. This spirit of self-sacrifice is worth buying a bottle of AD calcium milk for someone who has been admitted to you!

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

34. Sometimes I feel unreasonable, and less than half the people in the world suspect that I like me.

I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

To tell the truth, none of us belong to anyone, so. Please don't take care of me like that.

Thirty-eight, ugly people still want videos, please respect yourself!

Don't be sad. I have good polysaccharide. I'll give you whatever you want. Really can't. Give me to you.

At the age of forty, I cried every time I listened to my father's words, thinking of my childhood while listening.

It makes people feel warm and relished.

1. Don't lie, because you will be caught one day.

Don't try to control others and don't ask others to understand you.

Don't forget your roots, anytime, anything.

4. Remember to pick up your lost self.

Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years.

6. How many shallow and faint turns are feelings that others cannot understand.

7. In the emotional world, the more you take, the poorer you are. Everything can't wait, can't wait to look forward to it.

8. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

9. After departure. Smile to find an impossible you.

10. Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were still young at that time.

1 1. Live easily and prepare for the best and the worst.

12. Live in the present, and don't waste your present life thinking about the past or looking forward to the future.

13. If you don't look back, why don't you forget? Since there is no chance, why curse?

14. It was not my fault that I failed in the exam, but the teacher gave me some questions that I couldn't understand.

15. God is fair to everyone.

16. Everyone has his own forest. Maybe we have never been there, but he has always been there and will always be there. What has been lost is lost, and the people you meet will meet again.

17. Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good, it's not over yet.

18. Compared with the victory of conquering oneself, all victories are insignificant.

19. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

20. Why did I become like this? Why am I out of place in this world? I think I can make myself more cruel.

2 1. Learn to forget, forgetting is a good thing.

22. Sincere, calm, generous, tolerant and normal.

23. Be optimistic, be positive, smile more and look in the mirror more.

24. Sometimes I can understand, but I just can't accept it in my heart.

25. For a while, I will never forget it, not because I can't bear to part with it, but because it was engraved too deeply.

26. In this vast world, find a power that belongs only to yourself.

27. The most fragile thing in this world is life, and good health is very important.

28. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

29. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

30. Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat.

Words that make people feel warm

1. Before the severe winter came, I seldom thought how selfless and great the sun was; I don't understand how important it is for white people to care about each other and be lonely. People cannot live without the brilliance of the sun, but people need mutual emotional warmth.

2. The cruelest way to treat a lover is not to love and hate, not to cheat and betray, but to gradually become indifferent after love reaches the extreme.

Moreover, in this era, who would have thought of the word warmth?

But when you are frustrated, a voice says to you: friend, don't fall down.

5. Happiness pervades you, happiness surrounds you, nourishes you in health, follows you safely, loves you in good luck, cares about you in family, and is loyal to you in partner. Wish you all the best! I wish you happiness!

6. Work piles up like a mountain, and the mountain will not fall; Time goes by like water, and the water keeps flowing. Work quickly and efficiently; Set aside time after work and enjoy life! Be kind to yourself and be tolerant of others.

7. Care about the escort and send you a good mood; Missing is always a concern, and I will always be happy; Spend a good full moon and be accompanied by good luck; Peace, care, blessing, persuasion, it is really happy to have it.

8. A lot of confusion is mostly due to laziness. Because of laziness, I missed the opportunity; Because of laziness, there is a fog ahead.

9. If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you.

10. However, it takes a lot of talent to make words blossom and bear fruit, and not everyone can do it.

1 1. Some people and things in youth are in the past. There is no need to explore what today is like. Just keep it in memory. In this way, I will always remember the most grand and beautiful appearance at that time and will not be disappointed.

12. Youth is an experimental course of life, and it is worthwhile to make mistakes.

13. Please don't cheat the kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world.

14. I went to a poetry reading. The forefinger, a poet who came out of the madhouse on vacation, was white-haired and an old man who trembled when he walked. He read a poem and said, I'll read a poem. The sunshine in winter is dedicated to my wife Han Le.

15. Life is a 10,000-meter race. If someone criticizes you, you should run faster so that those voices will be behind you and you will never hear them again.

16. Life is like tea, the first way, suffering is like life; Second, sweet as love; Third, it is as light as a breeze.

17. If we dwell on the past and the present, then we will find that we have given up the future.

18. If I am so poor that I have only one life left, let me love you with my life.

19. If one day, you don't remember, I don't remember, and time will definitely be remembered for us. The hardest thing is not that the two places are apart, but that we are clearly in love, but we dare not think about the future.

20. How to meet is not important, but how to say goodbye. Some people, not together, still not. When I think of it, my heart still gives birth to warmth, which is a good fate after all.

2 1. The person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you. If he is weaker than you, forgive him; If he is better than you, forgive yourself.

22. Life is an invisible piggy bank, and every effort you make will not be in vain.

The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.

24. Naive people don't mean that they haven't seen the darkness of the world. Because they have, they know that innocence is good.

25. Greetings are like a song. I don't care much, and there will be many blessings. I will fight for the first one. May every breeze bring you happiness and every starlight bring you good luck. I wish you a happy day.

26. I don't mind being humble, but I want to be humble in front of great things, not in front of unanswered love.

What we need is the freshness, the satisfaction of increasing material accumulation.

28. I believe I can meet someone better than you, but now you are in front of me, like a waterfall hanging upside down at the zenith, 360 degrees is deafening. I can't see anything except you

Happiness is not how beautiful your lover is, but how brilliant his smile is. .

Happiness is not how big your house is, but how sweet the laughter is in it.

3 1. Happiness is not how luxurious you drive, but how safe you drive home. .

32. Happiness is not how many sweet words you have heard. .

33. Happiness is not how enthusiastic you are when you succeed. .

Ambition is the guide to success, confidence is the call to never give up, enthusiasm is the mind of successful people, patience is the sword to drive away difficulties, and responsibility is the inevitability of success. May five hearts spend every day with you!

35. Because I like you, I like to sing against you occasionally. This feeling is wonderful.

36. So our writing style is as bad as our temperament and our days.

37. The most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road and feel sorry for each other.

Don't rely too much on others in this world. Even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

39. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely and your other half will be infatuated with the real you.

It feels great. Tell me about it.

1. Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a mortality rate of 100%. This is the most awesome interpretation of life I have ever seen.

In fact, I like her not because she is beautiful, but because I like her before I find her beautiful. This is what I really like.

Third, if mistakes are the price that must be paid for growth, then correcting them is a mature process. Only when people make mistakes can they know how to avoid not making mistakes in the future. Even so, they may lose the opportunity to correct them forever. Failure to correct mistakes is the most tormenting thing for people, just like a thorn stuck in their hearts forever, which hurts when they think about it.

Fourth, don't get married just because you are of marriageable age. If you want to get married, you must find a partner who can help you wholeheartedly. Don't fall in love because of indulgence and games, don't affect your work and career because of love, and don't hinder your life because of a hasty failed marriage. Emotional things are often lost because of small things.

Any good and painful memories have become yesterday's music. You won't see the powerful love grass reborn, even if the stars disappear from you, at least you still have a sky.

6. There is only an unpleasant axe, and there is no firewood that cannot be split; Only unexpected people, nothing is impossible. There is always a way to do it, and there is always a reason not to do it!

Seven, don't be demanding in everything, come when it is time; Don't frown when you are in trouble, smile when you should; Don't force the result, just do it; Life is simple. When you are calm, you will be calm. Do you have an oath to join hands even if your hair is gray and you stumble? Is there an agreement that every afterlife will meet you? Is there a person who has exhausted his whole life and is reluctant to forget him?

Please allow me to be a little proud, because I have you to rely on.

Those who often speak ill of many people in front of you, try not to be friends with him. How many people he speaks ill of means how much resentment he has and how many enemies or imaginary enemies he has. A person who is full of resentment and makes enemies everywhere will not bring you any positive emotions. And one day he will slander you in front of others, because such people are prone to resentment, and you may not know if you have accidentally offended him.

Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet.

I believe that everyone has a blooming flower in his heart. Even if the years pass and the years get old, the flowers will still be full of clothes.

Twelve, through the ups and downs, calmly face every day, let the wind and rain interpret the beauty of the years; Listen to the flowers, watch the rain, and feel the changes of fleeting time and time with a pure heart; Waiting for flowers to bloom, feelings are warm. The heart is the most fragile thing, but sometimes it is invincible. No one will understand the sound of heartbreak. What I understand is a smile. A smile is never as deep as a tear.

Thirteen, it is warm, but not necessarily long; Dull, perhaps more precipitation. Go, far away, are fleeting, stay, stay are true feelings. Life just needs to understand. The luck or misfortune of life depends on where you face. I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting; Be true to yourself and follow your inner wishes. Let those who know understand, let those who don't understand, no matter how time passes, gossip.

Fourteen, angry with others 1 minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness in life. So we should learn to be ruthless and gradually become indifferent to everything.

Fifteen, heart and soul is the warmest force in the world.

Sixteen, the fleeting wind blows gently, and how many untouchable stories float away; How many vows never give up, and finally wait. Memory is a flowing landscape, always getting hurt in the center of tossing and turning. Some moods are only suitable for swaying in the empty night, and some love takes time to complete. Rain wets people's hearts and the wind wakes them up. If life is an ink painting, years have taken away a blank, and all stories are the aftertaste of life.

Seventeen, a person's best memory should not be too good, because the more memories, the less happiness. Be pessimistic about success and optimistic about failure. Relax and look at yourself, be tolerant and look at others. Look at problems rationally and look at life naively. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while. Sometimes, I want to go back and meet myself when I was a child.

Eighteen years old, like sunshine, a little gap is also the stage of life.

Nineteen, I said to myself, when I am sad, I can cry very awkwardly. When my tears run dry, I should look up and smile beautifully. I told myself that I want to live truly, no matter what others think of me, even if the whole world denies me, I still have to believe in me. I told myself that if I want to be happy, I can be wonderful without thinking about whether anyone cares about me.

Twenty, the top ten in life, the most difficult thing to change is the true color; The hardest thing to say is the truth; The hardest thing to buy is a house; The hardest thing to sell is health; The hardest thing to resist is women; The most difficult thing to adapt to is the price increase; The most difficult thing to keep is money; The most difficult thing to recover is feelings; The most difficult thing to prevent is disease; The hardest thing to accept is this kind of sincere information.

Twenty-one, after a long time, the ideal mirror is gray and needs to be rubbed more.

If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

Twenty-three, I can't tell why I really love someone. You only know that you want this person to accompany you whenever and wherever you are in a good mood.

Twenty-four, there are many things, you bow your head, that means you are mature, although you are still a child, there are many people, you let go, alienated, that means you are beginning to understand, but your inner corner is still occupied, there are a lot of wine, drunk, that means you are more real.

Twenty-five, it's not that there is no water in the well, it's that we didn't dig deep enough, it's not that success came slowly, it's that we gave up quickly. So success depends not on miracles, but on trajectory. A good life should have four dimensions: width, depth, heat and speed. A successful person's working state should have five actions: initiative, action, vividness, driving and moving.