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Among many heroes in the glory of the king, whose lines are the most passionate?
Ruban 7 is not: test the power of my new invention with your body!
Isn't Angela the one at the end of the crane?
That's a hard worker, not a hard worker.
Cai Wenji is the cutest, and Luban is also cute. Luban tested the opposite IQ, not lowered it!
Youth and beauty are maintained by big moves, right?
Get out of the way when the big lady arrives!
Dian Wei, that's for me to destroy you and myself. Thank you.
Sadness is not a reason to cry, but stupidity is.
Master Lu Ban, mentally retarded 250, worships, remember to worship anyone who needs technical support? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, leak, leak, leak, leak! Look, there is a gray machine in the sky, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. The anchor is online, and the live adventure duang duang duang begins. ...
I like the lines of soldier Lan Ling. The land marked by the blade is territory.
Life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance.
The glory of the king has been on fire for a long time, and privately thinks that Ma Hua Teng's status as the richest man in China also has its credit. How many people remember the phrase "obscene development, don't wave", and how many lines do you remember for each hero?
Angela
Angela: Knowledge is power; The guy who wants to finish is ashamed; Magic exists for me; Binggo, people are coming to the venue (Bian Xiao can always hear: my mother is coming to the venue); Life is like someone else's magic book, and it takes another year to alter it; Mystery, yield to higher mystery.
Dian Wei
Dian Wei: Wake up, sleeping beast; Bleeding makes me forget madness; Either ruin you or ruin yourself; Please stop me; Your blood alone is not enough to pay off the debt.
Wenji Cai
Cai Wenji: Let's go! Ravage old people with bad brains; Turn left three times, turn right three times, twist, turn, and people also make lolicon a beautiful girl crossing the battlefield; The male god is Meng De's adult, likes pets as Adian, and dreams of raising an alpaca. How big your heart is! How wonderful the stage is; Don't bully me, I'll make you cry. My Lord, always evil and terrible, is a liar; Be a fanatical and willful witch and kidnap a handsome boyfriend home. (Bian Xiao thinks the cutest hero is super cute? )
later generations
Descendants: wake up, hunting time; I took it on Sunday, so today is Monday; Go, the last sun; It will change. Light creates darkness; Glowing, one is enough; My hunting ground; The brightest and darkest; Goodbye, Sun.
zhuangzhou
Zhuang Zhou: Butterfly is me, I am a butterfly; Well, I dreamed of a legendary world and said hello to Boba. Is it interesting that a group of people are beating around in people's dreams? Heaven and earth coexist with me, and everything suits me; My mount is pure natural and pollution-free; Death, a wonderful rest, is worth singing, la _ _ In fact, what I just said was all talk in my sleep; How many flowers fall in the dream. Bian Xiao thinks his behavior is artistic.
thenar eminence
Concubine: Unforgettable ~ Overlord; Bright as the wind and light as an arrow; Ah ~ I have given up being a lady; Purify the forest, purify the filth, purify the soul and purify yourself; The wind will take away the proof that you once existed; A little pain can make the peeper remember my charm; Don't cry for the person you love, just because you never left; Want to compete with the wind? Weakness is no reason to obey fear!
King Arthur
Arthur: Never betray; For the king's faith, he even sleeps in armor; Holy light, do you see the enemy? The king bears, the king judges, and the king is unstoppable; Where fate lies, there is no choice; Don't imagine calling me; Don't be defiled by desire.
Xiang Yu
Xiang Yu: My life is up to me; Pull up the mountain and be angry with the world; Heaven forbid, I want to go against the sky; The true nature of overlord; Hey, let's finish it quickly; Put this chaotic era back on track; Who fights with the front and kills the quartet; Fate is not worthy to be my opponent; Come, destroy them; Die without regret.
Mi Yue
Mi Yue: I will wait for you; In the world of great struggle, only the strong and the weak survive; Conquering men also conquers the world; My training is not fun; Obey me, satisfy me and eventually become a part of me; Perfect skin comes from bathing blood; Plastic surgery is deceptive, and youth and beauty depend on sucking you dry; Well, you are delicious.
Luban no.7
Luban No.7: Lahahahaha, awesome; Does anyone need technical support? Master Lu Ban, IQ 250, (don't understand); Thinking about how to conquer gravity; Cut around you and see the power of new inventions; I have to admit that sometimes muscles are more useful than brains; Lowered the IQ of the opposite side, hehe, it seems that you can't play your own strength; Look, the plane in the sky; Believe in science; The wind is strong, laying eggs; I want to be quiet.
A tutor in an old-style private school
Old Master Q: Heaven never shuts one door but he opens another, and eternity is like a long night. Just the old man. It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar; My hand slipped; It's a piece of cake to accept three thousand disciples and summon many dragons. Life is so hard that it is not easy to expose the fact that you will lose; Those who don't work hard should be eager to learn. Teach you well, what is respecting teachers and attaching importance to teaching; A strict teacher makes a noble apprentice; Hey, I flashed to my waist and left first; Teach and educate people and save the world by the way.
Lian Po
Lian Po: I am a heavyweight; Scar is a man's medal; Actually met me, it seems that your fortune today is negative; A veritable force; Do you want to get hard? That's just what I want. Well, really, not everyone has a hard time; Look at this punch, break through the sky; Bright sky.
Da ji
Da ji: Please ask your master to command da ji; Why the pain? Just keep smiling. Try to do what the host likes; The master's command is absolute; Without heart, you won't get hurt; Da ji plays with you; Come and play with da ji; Ah, the performance was terrible (I said it when I died); Tails can be used for more than just tickling.
Bian Xiao has just arrived here. These heroes like to listen to their lines while playing. Which hero's lines do you like?
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