What are some funny sentences about fines?

If a man is fined for parking illegally, he will quarrel with the police, and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

When I was a child, I just started to publicize that spitting was fined five yuan. My father and I went to Dalian to play. While waiting for the bus at the train station, my father spit everywhere. The old man with the armband came over and said, Comrade, a fine of five yuan. My father said why! You spit everywhere. Who stipulated it? It says my dad: I am illiterate.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

If the son doesn't listen, he can fight properly, otherwise it won't show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.

Nothing is meanest, only meaner.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

You believe in advertisements. You are stupid to study!

A few decades later, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knew anyone, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person besides me.

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, and men often fill in all kinds of women with one QQ number …

Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves …

Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men …

How to give MM an unforgettable birthday? Beat her up first, and then send the house certificate of the most expensive property in Guangzhou, which will be an unforgettable surprise!