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1, when the news broadcast opened the second child policy, I stayed up all night and couldn't sleep at all. The whole building was shaking.

2, also sick, other people's friends ask for help, send medicine, and make money; Your friend: Stop bb and hurry up.

3. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

If you hurt a girl who really loves you, God will give you a complete bitch.

5, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

6. I moved to a new office, the bathroom was in the corner, and there was no wifi signal or 4G signal, which quickly cured me of constipation for many years.

7. People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they just want to get rid of poverty.

8. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?

9. Although girls who are moody in love can make people feel overwhelmed, they can also effectively promote China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.

10, me before the Double Eleven: Thousand Hands Guanyin; Me after the Double Eleven: Venus.

1 1, don't wait, your the only thrill won't come, he's just rubbish, eating chicken online all day.

12, I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

13, there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

14, I'm only in my twenties. I can be late for love, but I can't be late for express delivery.

15, the strangest thing in the world is that my mother took my father's salary card, but she taught me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife.