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202 1 A dirty and realistic classic artistic conception. Say something.

1, I believe that among the 10 men around you, 9 are secretly fantasizing about you, and 8 are playing with your body.

I believe it is dangerous to be with a man I don't know very well. You can't go to his house, his office, his car and his room alone in four places. He doesn't want to do that. Maybe he really wants to invite you to tea.

3. I believe that if being with him is more painful than being happy, then break up categorically. If you don't think he's right for you, let him go.

I believe that once he pulls your hand, the next step is to kiss you and the next step is to sleep with you.

I believe that there is no best man in this world, only a man who is more suitable for you.

6. Believe that a woman will never have an affair with only one man.

7. I believe that a woman who is full of swearing may be a fierce woman, and a pure and lovely woman may also be a slut and a woman.

8. I believe that the embodiment of a woman's kindness is not that she likes flowers or small animals, but that she can give her seat to the elderly on the bus.

9. Believe that the women who can accompany you to the end and accompany you through ups and downs are often those you ignore.

10, I believe that behind every powerful woman, there is a powerful mother.

1 1, I believe that greedy women always ask to be given happiness instead of creating happiness with you.

12, I believe that how thick a woman's makeup is, how shallow her heart is.

13, I believe there is no woman who can only be a lover, only a lover who can't be a wife.

14, I believe that a woman who can get it in three days must be a mistress one day.

15, I believe that the concentration of women's tears is inversely proportional to the flow.

16, I believe that the best way to retaliate against an ungrateful woman is not to add bad words, but to try to make herself excellent and make her regret for a lifetime.

17, I believe that women will always love themselves before they have children.

18, I believe that women who drink and smoke must often deal with men.

19, I believe a virgin girl can have it, because everyone has a story.

I believe that if a woman's hairstyle suddenly changes, she may have been abandoned.

2 1, I believe that the goddess in your heart may be the slave of others.

22. I believe that sometimes, some leftover women who talk about marriage are not as good as prostitutes who talk about meat prices.

There are too many things you shouldn't do.

1, don't look at Qiong Yao's book, those beautiful loves are utopia, be realistic and cherish the present.

2. Don't think that men love delicate and crying women. Only Jia Baoyu loves Lin Daiyu in the Grand View Garden.

Don't warn him not to pick wild flowers on the roadside when he is on a business trip, but give him condoms and tell him not to take the disease home.

4, don't play hardball, when he is depressed, when he is angry, remember that softness can overcome rigidity. Don't push him away from you.

5. Don't tell him your sexual history. Even if you have slept with a thousand men, stick to only one.

6. Don't think he hurt you. How can he hurt you if you don't give him a chance?

7. Don't feel committed to him and let him defile your body. Enjoy each other, what's more, when doing *, he is trying to enjoy you.

8. Don't ask him why he left you and why he broke up. When he loves you, there is no reason, and the same is true when he doesn't love you.

9. Don't wait for him to turn around, don't throw your self-esteem on him, raise your head and leave with a good start.

10, don't lose yourself for him, do what you should do, and he won't love you even more if you lose yourself.

1 1. Don't indulge him. Long-term love never comes from unilateral accommodation, but from mutual understanding and tolerance.

12, don't chatter, when he is silent. At this time, the man must be upset. When he calms down and clears up the mess, he will definitely find you himself.

13, don't love him more than yourself, being kind to yourself means being kind to him.

14, don't lag behind his pace, always improve yourself and be his good companion in life.

15, don't give up your friend for him, give him and yourself some space, so once he leaves you, you have nothing.

16, don't think that losing him means losing everything. If the old ones don't go, how can the new ones surge?

If you are a single woman, please remember:

1 Don't fool around with non-single men, even if he once liked you. You know, you are nothing to him, at least for now.

Don't send short messages to people who can't reply to your messages or are reluctant to reply. Make yourself look like an idle person.

Don't tell your sisters whether their man is good or not, because he is not yours and has nothing to do with you. Maybe the sisters barely responded in front of you, but in fact they have put you in the bitch pile.

Don't confuse yourself with someone who is interested in you but rejected by you. Are you so lonely and short of men?

Don't always tell people that you are lonely and envy others in pairs, just like hinting at others, which in turn is beautiful, hanging around in nightclubs and thinking that you are a social butterfly.

Spend more time with your family when you are free. If you are really idle, chat with your best friend and catch up with the past, of course, when you don't disturb each other's normal life.

Don't bother that man before, even if he comes to harass you on his own initiative, because he has nothing to do with you. Why deceive yourself?

If you are a woman but not single, please remember:

1 What a girlfriend or wife should do. Don't play with your partner all day. Think about the man next to you

Don't just know that shopping costs men money. You have a small family and work or study in your heart. You know, you don't exist to be a burden or a burden.

Don't patronize nightclubs, dress so sexy and wander around the street to attract attention. After all, you don't need this to say goodbye to being single.

Cut off everything that should be cut off, and delete all those ambiguous guys. Don't make yourself look like you are not doing your duty.

Pay more attention to your elders and each other's elders. After all, this is a problem that you must face in the next few decades, unless you have a playful attitude.

Don't think men are fools. In fact, they don't say anything on the surface, but they all know your psychological tricks and just don't care about you.

7 Keep a certain distance from your husband or boyfriend's friends, especially the opposite sex. Always let others think that you are his woman. You can't provoke, and you are a woman who will never provoke others.

8 men need face, try to give you space and confidence in front of outsiders, as well as face, so that he feels that you respect him.

If you are a single man, please remember:

1 Don't just hang out in nightclubs. Good women don't often go clubbing.

Don't have an affair with several women at once, thinking that you are very attractive. In fact, outsiders think that you are a guy who is unwilling to be lonely.

Don't engage in one-night stands, sexual partners and the like. This thing is dangerous and meaningless. You will know when you get sick in the future.

4 stay away from the objects that your buddies like and be as transparent as possible. Not saying anything is actually a crime.

Don't fool around with the little girl at work or school unless you are serious about her.

Don't drink and chat with your buddies all day. Few girls like men with this virtue.

7 don't drool at the sight of beautiful women, it's just a spoony! ! !

I have time to do my own thing. Many old men don't know what a girl is until they have a career.

Don't say you like someone just because you see a beautiful girl. Can your love be valuable?

If you are a man, but you are not single, well, please remember:

1 To do what men should do, you should know that your identity is the pillar, and what women need is a sense of security.

Don't tangle with other girls, even ex-wives, and don't talk about things with guilt, my lords. If it's broken, it's broken

Deal with the relationship with colleagues in the unit, and no serious man will have an affair.

Know what your woman needs, not money can fix everything, spend more time with others and chat with others.

Delete all the women who were not 46. You have nothing to do with them, and you will continue to do so. I don't know how to dress.

Don't just look at the girls on the street. Although everyone has a love of beauty, some people think that this is just an excuse to deceive themselves.

Keep a certain distance from your woman's best friend, and don't mention to your woman what one of her best friends is like. I have nothing to do with you. Don't always think that this is called getting on well with your woman's friends. After all, it is your woman's sister who makes you miss others.

Women need security, so they should be competitive. Responsibility and self-motivation are crucial.

It is very realistic to say a sentence in a classic tone.

1, I never regret missing you. Thinking of me is the biggest injury in your life. The past will pass, and we shouldn't just live in memories. Thank you for your injury, thank you for leaving, and let me find true love. If you hadn't left, you wouldn't have met my true love at the corner.

2. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity. People can be beautiful, but healthy. People are not necessarily great, but they should be happy. People can be imperfect, but they have to pursue.

Don't think that losing one person means losing the whole world. Maybe at the corner, you will meet love and find love. May all lovers get married.

On the road of life, we are always growing. However, on the road of growth, we have to face some joys and even sorrows. We can't escape, we can only choose to face it. The bitterness and pain in my heart, I believe only those who have experienced it will understand.

I have no sleep tonight, and my cold hands are banging on the cold keyboard. At this time, I have unspeakable bitterness. Think about yourself, and then think about once, everything seems to have passed. Once the picture scroll, once the emotion, once everything is gone. And I'm still thinking and caring. Knowing that it was a sad past, knowing that the feelings we once had are gone, knowing that we are no longer two intersecting lines, but two parallel lines, we are getting farther and farther away.

6, heartbroken, endless, close at hand. Love, you turn around beautifully, but I heal alone. You are my dream carefully maintained. If one day you can walk into my heart, you will find that there is only you in my heart. At the beginning, we were so in love, but now I am very sad, singing the song of brief encounter, but love has long since ended. Tonight's loneliness makes me so beautiful, and I imagine that you are also thinking of me gently at this moment.

7. Love is like a fragile empty glass bottle, it will break when touched, and those fragments of love will hurt when touched. I can't help crying like a child when I miss you. Even if I have a thousand reasons to be sad in my heart, I am doomed not to get a word of comfort from you. I thought I was an angel in your life, and no one knows you better than me. I thought our fairy-tale love story would have a happy ending.

8. Close my eyes, I want to find a quiet exit for my sadness, so that the sad time can slowly condense into a painting, but the sad tears can easily come back in this song. What if you lost your love and gained the world? The first rain in early autumn was my tears for you. You can remember or forget. Let my tears be reborn in the ashes.

9, missed is a lifetime, perhaps only lost will know how to cherish, but all this is irreparable. Every time I think of you, my heart hurts. Because I know I have lost the person who loves me the most in the world.

10, many things have gone so far that you can't see its back clearly; Many things are unforgettable, and we can always feel its warmth. In the gloom, I gave myself a lot of joy, sadness, bitterness, sweetness, sweetness, meeting, acquaintance, knowing each other, parting, lovesickness, crying, pain, trouble, laughter and happiness. Perhaps, some pains are unforgettable all my life.

Talking about love is very realistic. Say the sentence 202 1.

1. For a long-distance relationship, it doesn't really matter who buys a house. What matters is who is willing to give up the foundation of his life for decades. This is a person's biggest cost. If a man is willing to give up this, it is certainly worth marrying. If you want a woman to pay like this, then you must know that you don't have to pay for it. If you give everything to others, why should others love you?

2. Falling in love with people who don't want to get married is fruitless; If you fall in love with a plain person, there will be no romantic love with a playful person, and there will be no sense of security. Never expect to get a good result from someone who can't fall in love. You can find whoever you want. Everyone has only one youth, and waste is ok, but you must know how to stop loss.

3. A person's life is a HOLD game, and there are indeed people who HOLD it from beginning to end. But you know, you can't hold it once, and you can't hold it again and again in the future. Rotten once is rotten for life.

4. Someone also asked my husband if he could forgive me, but he sincerely prayed for forgiveness. I tell you, the premise of forgiving these men is that you have enough confidence to bear the next betrayal, because cheating is incurable and will recur every few years. Remember, loyalty is a man's hymen. If it is broken, it can never be repaired.

5. How can online dating and long-distance dating succeed? More than half of women will break up after abandoning all relationships in other places; And the man abandoned everything and ran to the woman's city, and finally had a good result. Because a man's love is expressed by living expenses, you run over and he doesn't do anything at all, which shows that he doesn't love you; He abandoned everything to come to you, and the price was extremely high. Naturally, he is madly in love with you.

6. Lovers should be friends first, and they can rely on each other, trust each other and talk to each other. They can say anything and know everything. If you are just lovers, have never been friends, can't talk to each other, are afraid of losing, are full of all kinds of secrets, and are too protective to sacrifice for each other, then there is no love at all, just mutual possession.

7. Five reasons for not finding a boyfriend: 1. Dead house; 2. Pretending to be a female rogue; 3. Perfectionism; 4. I can't forget my ex-boyfriend; 5. Hate getting married.

8. Some men love you and want to spend their lives with you; Some men love you and just want to be with you. Men who love you all their lives will not love you very hard, because they should put life and family first; A man will love you to death after a while, because he only needs to love you, sleep with you and abandon you, and he doesn't have to care about life and family at all.

9. Happiness is something that doesn't need romance, strangeness or sadness. Just-you're by my side.

10, for long-distance relationships, it doesn't really matter who buys a house. What matters is who is willing to give up the foundation of his life for decades. This is a person's biggest cost. If a man is willing to give up this, it is certainly worth marrying. If you want a woman to pay like this, then you must know that you don't have to pay for it. If you give everything to others, why should others love you?

1 1. A true sense of security requires a man to pay the price and complete it with his life, not by his side. Being loved is selfish, and loving others is giving. Watching your lover give it to you all the time is the real sense of security.

12, the standard of a good man: they won't argue with you about trivial matters, they will come back to coax you after you scold, and they will quietly put money into your wallet. They don't know romance, but they are willing to accompany you shopping for hours. They like children but give you the right to have children. Good men often have no wealth and appearance, but they have something more powerful, that is, tolerance and smile.

13, so I often advise girls to find an excellent boyfriend who is better than themselves and can even help them become excellent. That's why. You find a loser, and your life is over. He will drag you down, stop you from moving forward, and even suck up your use value, making you more and more miserable.

14, I hope to marry a tall and powerful man who is enterprising and can help Zhang Youyou make various decisions. If he is wronged outside, he can cry in this man's arms. If there is anything that can't be solved, leave it all to this person.

15, a high threshold will make you waste many potential opportunities. Many girls choose with super-high standards from the age of 20, and they have never chosen at the age of 30.

16, men's love of the new and dislike of the old will not be different because of women's quality. No matter how good the night is, it is not as good as a bowl of fresh stir-fried meat.

17, if someone can live a lifetime, who the fuck wants to be humiliated?

18, love psychology tells us that every man and woman's love and marriage are divided into three stages: the first stage is that mutual sensory stimulation leads to love, such as appearance, singing, personality, wealth, talent and so on. These sensory stimuli urge both sides to love each other. The second stage is mutual recognition of values. Two people agree with each other on how to look at problems and life, and they can have ideological exchanges. The third stage is role-playing. Two people play different roles in marriage. Only by working together can a marriage be perfect and lasting.

19, all love at first sight is related to looks.

20. Any love at first sight, if it finally turns into a one-night stand, is a one-night stand, and has nothing to do with love. The result determines the nature of the matter.

2 1, men and women fall in love at first sight, women think of luck, men think of fuck. Luck in your eyes is often just sexual desire in the eyes of others.

22. A woman's love at first sight is the passion of instant love. They will be carried away by a moment's feeling and think that they are completely in love with that man and are willing to pay for it all their lives.

23. When a man falls in love with a woman, he first falls in love with her body, and then her heart. When a woman falls in love with a man, she first falls in love with his feelings and then falls in love with his heart.

24. Men's aesthetics are the passing line, and those who cross the line are beautiful; And a woman's aesthetics is a point, and only when she reaches a point can she be handsome. A man sees the advantages of a woman, so he can love any woman; A woman only looks at men's shortcomings, so she can't be loved by any man. When a man is tired of her advantages, love is over; And love won't end until a woman saves his shortcomings.

25. In the word lust, men value lust more than affection.

26. A woman's love is an emotion, which often includes motherhood, conquest, sexual desire and unwillingness. Any factor that stimulates this emotional outburst can make women feel that they are in love with each other and cannot extricate themselves.

27, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you, I hate you, or forget it, hello, I'm sorry.

28. On the road of love, how many times have we said to ourselves: This time, maybe we will be happy. Does happiness really come later? Wandering from one place to another in the pursuit of happiness, did you finally reach the promised land? Watching the flowers bloom and fall with the people you love, will the world grow old, will it be an illusory dream or will it come true after all?

29. I just think that if you love a man, you can't give him a hug. Even if the man I love doesn't love me, I still have to be loyal to my feelings.

Unrequited love is lonely and likes to sleep in a single bed.

3 1, love is not complicated. I cried a lot when I walked around, and the moment of reunion was just how are you? These three words.

It's sad to fall in love with someone who can't love you.

Love is for burning, not for storing.

34. Isn't love a balance between greed and fear? The more you want to possess, the easier it is to lose. Love is the balance between trying to possess and trying to avoid losing.

35. Love always has a minimum consumption and a maximum consumption, and not everyone is willing to pay the maximum consumption. The most important things in our life, such as youth, pulse, breathing, blood pressure, cholesterol and liver function, are all numbers, and love is of course also numbers. We can know which one we love more by comparing the highest consumption in our hearts.

36. It is time that corrodes love, and it is time that heals the wound of love!

37. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. Because there is expectation, there will be disappointment. Because there is love, there will be expectation, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you. The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you; But I love you too much to say I love you. ......

39. Women want to get married, which seems happier. He let me lie on his arm. Maybe I am happy.

40. Jealousy can exist independently, but love must coexist with jealousy. Just as disappointment exists in happiness.

Talk about mood and talk about sentences realistically.

1. People who are loved are children who don't grow up, and people who lack love are always precocious.

Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

I said a lot of smart words and did a lot of things in person.

I don't know how to contact those friends who haven't contacted for a long time. Even said, "Are you there?" It seemed abrupt, and then a few greetings disappeared, so I stopped contacting.

5. Kindergarten wants to go to primary school. Because I heard that there is no need to take a nap in primary school. Elementary school wants to go to junior high school. Because I heard you don't have to sit with your hands behind your back. Junior high school wants to go to high school. Because I heard that high school teachers can't manage east and west. High school wants to go to college. Because I heard that there is a lot of free time in college. Went to college. Want to go back to kindergarten can be happy for no reason. I want to go back to primary school, because there is no gap between people. I want to go back to junior high school, because a group of brothers can go crazy and have no worries. I want to go back to high school, because I still have dreams at that time, and I will work hard. We have been making mistakes in many things, so we just missed it.

6. Over the years, I have made many friends who have no contact, spent a lot of money that I don't know where to go, done a lot of thankless things, and watched many ungrateful people turn their faces. Now my circle is very small, so small that it can only accommodate a few people. Time will let us see clearly what is true and what is false. I cherish people who like me and abandon people who don't like me. I will continue to work hard in the future. Maybe you're great.

7. I dare not show off who is around me again, for fear that you will suddenly leave and embarrass me.

Talk about a very real topic

8. Politeness comes from strangeness, and mischief comes from dependence.

9. A clever girl kisses without loving, listens without believing, and changes her mind before being given up.

10. I was late for class this morning. I sat in the last row of the classroom and took out the steamed stuffed bun I just bought. At this moment, I saw a beautiful woman staring at me all the time. She seemed hungry, so I handed her one. At this time, the teacher said: even if some students are late, it is not too much to eat steamed buns. It's too much to send steamed buns to the teacher.

1 1. You can miss the past, but don't expect business as usual.

12. Even if I am addicted to smoking, I can quit smoking. I can reduce my weight from two to three figures to two figures without eating. I can live well without people who love me. In short, nothing can stop me, anything that stops me, I will give up.

13. You can find the shadow of junior high school students in every high school classmate, not because of similarity, but because of missing.

14. I used to want to leave everyone with me. Later, I found that no matter whether it is a big partner or a new friend, I don't have to force it. You can't get rid of those who are willing to accompany you when you are most uncomfortable, those who are willing to spend the difficulties with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to wake you up, and those who are just talking, you don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything else.

15. No matter how popular you are, only a few people can help you when you are in trouble. Carnival is just the loneliness of a group of people. A true friend is someone who can accompany you through loneliness, loneliness and silence.

16. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones. Live a happy life with a willing attitude.

17. I have gradually developed the habit of not explaining. I can't share many emotions, so I simply digest them myself. What you know will naturally be understood, and what you don't understand will sometimes be explained. Some stories can only be told to people who understand.

18. I thought that love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that makes regrets.

19. Sometimes we always pay too much attention to the consequences, and in the end we are always hard on ourselves. It's like failing the primary school exam, standing at your door without knocking. In fact, the steaming food at the door has nothing to do with mom's words. Just work hard. In retrospect, most of the things that once made me insomnia were lost to imagination.

20. Remember that some relationships end when they end. Don't think about looking back all day. All the feelings that turn around are tragic endings, so don't blame yourself. You are not the only one who has been kind to you in this life. You are very good, and you deserve better. But first, don't lose yourself. Be confident. Only by loving yourself can others fall in love with you. If you just look back all day, you will definitely miss the scenery ahead.