The funniest copy of WeChat friends circle

1. Spring Festival is coming soon. Suddenly I miss my girlfriend. I wonder if she has eaten, what she has eaten, how she is doing, and where she lives. How old is it? What's your name?

I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

3. Go to the courier. The courier couldn't find it, so he turned to me and asked, are you a small piece?

When I was in middle school, I was afraid to find my chest slightly bulging. After graduating from college, I was even more afraid to look at my slightly bulging chest!

I fell asleep and suddenly woke up, thinking that the bus had passed the stop. When I took a closer look, I found a false alarm, and I was sweating holding the steering wheel.

6. I quarreled with my wife and regretted not letting her go afterwards. I want to give her a necklace to coax her, but I don't know how long it will take. So, when my wife was sleeping at night, she secretly took a rope and put it around her neck. As a result, she woke up.

Seven.

When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

The saddest thing: open the wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there.

I was beaten by my father just now. When I came back to my room and saw your circle of friends, I couldn't help laughing. My father thought I was dissatisfied and beat me up again.

10. My wife always cries.

Ernao

Three tricks warned me not to look for a small one.

Third, it makes me angry because she never does anything.

Three tricks.

1 1. I have a headache. Is my knowledge too profound to overflow?

12. Thanks to those who knocked me down. Thank you. It is comfortable to lie down.

Thirteen. I accidentally dropped it after going to the toilet today.

Ten dollars is in it, and I haven't decided whether to pick it up after a long thought. I want to go, but I can't bear to. I want to pick it up, but I can't. So I decisively lost another hundred dollars in it and finally got it!

14. Girlfriend: Look at someone else's boyfriend! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! Me: You fucking left some for me!

15. When I went to school in the morning, I only wore a long sleeve. My mother took a coat and handed it to me, saying, put it on quickly, or you will wake up with cold in class. Absolutely mom, no problem!

16. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

17. I want to lose weight for you. The result is getting heavier and heavier. Fuck you, MD …0. It smells good!

18. My mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. Dad came and taught me a lesson. I said weakly that my mother was eating, too. Why not talk about her? 0. What about you?

19. Young people should never despair because they have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when they have no money.