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Talk about qq in Jay Chou.

Talk about qq in Jay Chou.

1, and learned a new word, Jay Chou-style hug, which is learned from young people.

2. Your youth is Jay Chou. Now you may be TFBOYS after 00, but my whole youth companion is a big boy named Vae. What I have been looking for all these years, I realized that I had missed it. Now my heart is empty and inexplicably sad.

3. Kung Fu Panda 3 was sung by Jay Chou, the global theme song, and it felt very good ~ ~!

4. Every post-90s generation has a Jay Chou in their hearts! Our beloved Jay Chou!

You can only enjoy the warm sunshine in winter, which warms the whole winter. When I was a child, I liked my mother to take a quilt for me on the balcony, bask in the quilt. When you sleep at night, you can smell the sunshine with a warm quilt. Some clips are always so affectionate, just like I always remember the summer when I heard Jay Chou sing "Star Clear" in junior high school.

6. When I was a student, I listened to Jay Chou's Simple Love on my way to school. Accompanying me is either the campus flower or the flower. Now I still have Jay's Simple Love in my earphone, but the cashier is walking beside me. Oh! Colorful Yunnan Love Airport! This is a very good big sister.

7. In the past, a crew broke the news. Because Jay Chou was jealous, she gave Hannah Quinlivan a three-no policy: no sex, no kissing, no hugging, no holding hands and no physical contact with actors. When talking about this matter, Hannah Quinlivan responded that it was decided by Jay Chou after consulting with herself, and she also agreed, because she wanted to be a mother and wife after marriage.

8. Jay Chou really supported his apprentice to send Wei Jun. He said so much and was full of pride. The theme song MV of Kung Fu Panda also shows that it is obviously holding a small pie and willing to be a green leaf.

9. Yes! The boss also likes listening to Jay Chou's songs and wants to doze off in the afternoon. Jay's song is playing in the boss's office! Ah ~ I was moved to tears.

10, after reading the whole book, many of them look familiar and accumulate a lot of positive energy. Central air conditioning is doing well! One more question! Mr snail in the book is Jay Chou, right?

1 1. Although I still think it is important to have someone I love so much and someone who knows you, since I can't have it, as Jay Chou sang, I will learn to give up your career because I love you, and maybe I will still be afraid, but I believe I will meet that person and I will wait for you.

12, Jay will come to Jinhua tomorrow. Looks like you finally can't sit still. /Tears Jay Chou has been integrated into everyone's youth. Let's greet Jay with cheers.

13, Jay Chou compared love to a tornado, which I think is particularly appropriate. Because many people, like me. You may never see a tornado.

14, Jay Chou's "I can't talk" and "Give me a song time" live versions carry more than just memories. Although I have seen it, I will watch it again and listen again every time I see it.

15, sometimes listening to Jay Chou's songs is a cure for me. It's like returning to a carefree childhood. It's like returning to fleeting youth.

16, come and sing a rainbow with Jay Chou. When I was a child, my wish was to sing a rainbow with my idol, which is impossible in reality, so I can only satisfy myself in this way.

17. Last night, I dreamed that Jay Chou sat behind my desk in class with me, and then wrote me a song. Am I crazy?

18, now listening to Jay Chou's songs is a feeling of youth. Flag-raising ceremony in junior high school, lunch break in hot summer, snowball fight next to flower beds in winter, or a crush on boys in the next class. Obscure goodwill, lazy time.

19, I haven't had time to write down how much you love you, but you left me with a smile. I'm listening to Jay Chou's single I don't deserve it.

20. When I was a child, I only listened to melodies. Now I need to use lyrics to talk about my experiences and touch myself.

2 1, favorite music Jay Chou! Give me time for a song. The most beautiful dress in Jolin Tsai!

22. I was listening to Jay Chou's songs, and I began to remember, and then I was very sad. Now that I think about it, I think we were very good at that time.

23. Kung Fu Panda 3 is Tiexin's main market in China. Jay Chou and his apprentice were invited to create the global theme song "Try", and vincent fang was also invited to fill in the Chinese part. The global theme song of a Hollywood blockbuster has many Chinese lyrics. Can only say that Jay Chou is awesome!

24. Listening to Jay Chou's songs now, I feel particularly melodramatic. Apart from youthful breath, I no longer like being unwell and sleeping so much.

25. In this life, some people joined and some people quit, but you once joined, and I am very grateful to you. -Jay Chou.

Jay needs to pay for all his songs. It is really Jay Chou! Buy buy buys it.

27. A collection of Jay Chou's impromptu piano creation and live song changes. Talented people are always radiant, which makes people have no resistance!

28. If you like Jay Chou, you should know that all his songs are composed by yourself. I have too many things to finish. He is an era.

29. When Jay Chou's eleven songs became one song, it was simply wonderful. Sing all the way!

30. From a teenager to an Asian king, his singing accompanied the growth of a generation. Jay Chou's speech, without chicken soup, is very real! It's worth seeing again! Forward the collection, for the past years, for the future.

3 1, Jay Chou met a dragon in the desert. The dragon said, I can grant you three wishes! Jay Chou clap your hands, ouch! Awesome! There was a flash of light and Jay Chou rolled painfully in the desert. The dragon said, "You still have two wishes! Jay Chou said bitterly, it's changed back ... There's only one wish left. He looked at himself intact and cried excitedly, Oh, that's amazing! There was a flash of light, and Jay Chou rolled in the desert again.

Teacher, how can you say that there are children who like Jay Chou? I'm so happy! !

33. From a teenager to a king of Asia, his singing accompanied the growth of a generation. Jay Chou's speech, without chicken soup, is very real and worth watching again and again! ! Become a collection, for the past years, for the future.

34. I slept several times and dreamed that Jay Chou came to see me. I woke up happily, hahaha, and helped me with my exam.

In my opinion, this is the first time that Jay Chou has defended himself. I believe Jay, who represents my whole youth.

36. Jay Chou compared love to a tornado, which I find particularly appropriate. Because many people, like me. I have never seen a tornado in my life.

37. Seeing Master Xing again, I feel how time flies. I'm not a crazy fan, but I've always had an indescribable love for Master Xing. As a post-90s generation, my youth is not the mainstream and Jay Chou, but the Hong Kong movies in the 1980s and 1990s. I have seen almost all the movies of Master Xing, and now I feel a little anxious to cry when I see the white hair that Master Xing can even see in his hat. . .

38. Recently, I have been listening to Jay Chou's songs one by one, which are full of youthful flavor. No wonder so many people like them. I'm not from nostalgia, I just like them recently.

39. 20xx.11.15 Jay Chou Nanchang Concert! What shall we do? We watched the video recorded before, and now we want to see Jay's concert.

40. I heard it in a hot pot restaurant today. I thought about it with my colleagues. I didn't graduate last time. I heard it with my friends at a concert in Jay Chou. I lamented that time passed and Brother Huan went to Milan. That day, I was in a taxi, and you asked me if I would miss you. I just don't want to be emotional and silent. Every time I brush my circle of friends late at night, I make up my mind to learn English well, because all my favorite friends are abroad. If I can't learn English well, how can I contact my circle of friends?

4 1, flip through old photos and recall the past. Think of a song that I listened to in a loop with a cassette player when I was a child, Jay Chou's excuse.

42. I always thought I liked Jay Chou, who was in her twenties. I seem to listen less and less after I am busy, and I always feel that he will never write my favorite melody, so in the later days, as long as I hear the songs of the last album, I will feel very moved. I always thought he had changed, but now I think I have grown up. /kloc-when you are 0/5 years old, no matter who you listen to, it is the most beautiful song.

43. I like novels. I like TVB. I like being with Anthony all the time. I like my good sister. I like lonely and timid Kaonashi. I like Chen Li. I like it. I want you. I like Eason Chan. I like Jay Chou. I like Rukawa Kaede. He shines on the court. I like folk songs. I like wandering in my heart. I'm a guy who likes to eat. I like sleeping. I like shoes. Why should I like you?

44. Jay Chou represents a part of the post-90s generation. Now these people have grown up, some are fighting for their careers, and some are fighting for their studies. We have also changed from love to love today. Time is changing, place is changing, people are still those people. Maybe you won't be able to hear your new songs when you are old, but when you are unhappy, you will listen to Daoxiang and Superman who can't fly. Those songs represent our youth, and the lyrics are still there.

45. I saw a little brother's future. After all, our family Jay won all the people now.

46. You must go to Jay Chou's concert in your lifetime and watch your whole youth cry under the stage.

47. Our whole youth has been contracted by the Zhou family. Zhou Shuren read and recited the full text, Stephen Chow's movies and Jay Chou's songs!

49. The single was replayed more than ten times by Jay Chou's Drift. It's burning! ! Young man, what kind of car do you have there? AE86。 A little wind? Whatever.

50. Actually, I don't know whether it is worthwhile to finish class every day. After all, I am unstable and can't see the future development, just like my own future. I went home from work, wrote a diary, watched The Legend of Mi Yue for a while, took a selfie for a while, and listened to a concert by Jay Chou (actually, I didn't go to his concert). Then, day after day, there was nowhere to run and no one to help. But because it is an ant.

5 1, except that the fourth song is for my son, everything else is fairly accurate. This year is really what I listened to the most, and this is another singer who can let me listen for so long after Jay Chou and Mayday, and it is not a student.

In 52 and 20xx, I would like to see a Jay Chou concert and go to the last date of my youth.

This is a song written eight years ago. At that time, I liked listening to Jay Chou's songs in my third grade. They borrowed and imitated the main songs and chorus of The End of the World and Sunny Days respectively. It's kind of the first song I wrote.

Jay Chou's classic lyrics

1. It is my nature to play the devil's advocate, and surprise is my character. Red imitation

2. Floating in the blue sky with the wind, a cloud fell in front of me, kneaded into your shape, followed me with the wind, and ate the sorrow one by one. Xingqing

When the enemy is empty, my tactics are endless. I attack the wind, ride my bike into the palace and run over your gloomy face. common

And I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love. Dandelion agreement

5. Looking through our photos, I miss you. We had a sweet smile last winter. Jay Chou's excuse.

6. Prosperity is like three thousand streams of water, and I only take a spoonful of love to understand. Hair like snow.

7. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident. Coral Sea

8. The cold wind passed through the branches and buds in the yard and cooled the flowers in my hand. Heart Rain

9. It's hard to love one more day, but at the end of the story, you seem to have said goodbye. sunny day

10. The slowly falling maple leaves are like missing. Why should I save them before winter comes? I love you forever. Two lines of tears in late autumn let love penetrate the ground. I just want you by my side. maple

1 1. Who fought with bows and arrows in the priest's temple? I like the picture of you in the crowd that belongs only to me. Passing the Sumerian goddess, I made a wish in the name of the goddess, and my thoughts spread like the Tigris River. When ancient civilizations were only difficult to understand, legends became immortal poems. Jay Chou's love before BC

12. Let the memories stay there forever. Black sweater

13. My hands are very happy and my mouth is full of candy. maltose

14. Watching the white dragonfly forget to move forward in the air, can you knit it again and get the memory of pilling in your mind? Black sweater

15. Can you give me time for a song, and then a tight hug will become eternal? Give me time for a song

You want everything. rosmarin

17. You said you shouldn't meet again for just a moment. Thank you for letting me hear your voice, because I will wait forever. White windmill

18. Where is the sound of the piano? Life and death are hard to guess. Wait loudly. Thousands of miles away

19. Please don't take breaking up as your request. I know insisting on leaving is your excuse for getting hurt. reason

20. Love after hypoxia, casual tears are unnecessary. retreat

2 1. Let love fill the earth, I just want you by my side. maple

22. If I rush out of the dark sky, don't bind my freedom. Battle of the trapped beast

23. If evil is a magnificent and cruel sport, I will personally write its ending. Chapter 7 of the night

24. My mind keeps blocking my memory, my blind pursuit is still empty, and I don't know where to hide when I am sleepy on a gray night. I turned and lay alone. Jay Chou's Back to the Past

Although he is no match for me, he can still be my dog. lay exposed/open to attacks on all sides

26. Years peeled off on the wall until I was a child. Give a straight answer.

27. Will the ashes in the sky make me forget who you are, whether I am tired or not, whether I sleep or not, whether I am alone or not, and who will comfort me? Maybe decadence is another kind of beauty. Hamighidoton

28. I was left alone on the lake. Chrysanthemum terrace

29. Why is the class next door better, and what are the answers to the paper? I just can't count it. the third grade class two

30. I serenade Chopin for you to commemorate my dead love, while I anonymously play the piano for you in the moonlight. Jay Chou's Nocturne

3 1. I just want to hold an umbrella for you in the hot sun. garden party

32. Our feelings spread, we kissed and flew. Romantic mobile phone

33. I will accompany you to the end. Can you not think too much? Will you go hand in hand to the end in the future? You said you shouldn't meet again, just for a moment. Thank you for letting me hear your voice, because I will wait forever. White windmill

34. I send you away from thousands of miles away. You are silent in black and white. The age of silence may not be too far away from love. I sent you away from the end of the world Are you still there? It is difficult to guess where the piano sound comes from. It takes a lifetime to wait. Jay Chou is thousands of miles away.

I want to hold your hand like this. Can love be pure and harmless? Simple love

36. I, the southbound ramble, left the season to you. You said you were too tired to fall in love with anyone anymore. The wind is blowing on the mountain road, and the past pictures are all wrong. I've hurt you several times, including shame. Jay Chou's Journey to the South

37. I will engrave the monument of loving you forever with no regrets. Hair like snow.

38. If I can't forgive me, please pretend that I have left. In trouble

39. I know there is no problem between you and me, but I forgot how to step back. All the promises I made were lost by time. I know we are not wrong, but it will be better to let go, and the best love memories will continue. Jay Chou is back.

I hope he really loves you more than I do, so I will force myself to leave. I really don't have the talent to be quiet so soon. I will learn to give up on you because I love you so much. Quiet in Jay Chou

4 1. The rain in my heart is pouring down, and it can't wet her hair. Heart Rain

42. Maybe time is an antidote and the poison I am taking now. Rainbow in Jay Chou

43. Who knows better than me that your tenderness is like a feather, lying in my arms secretly, and only you can hear it. You can hear.

44. It rained all night, and my love overflowed like rain. The butterfly on the windowsill was like a beautiful chapter in a poem. I continued to write at the end of the poem that I love you forever. You are the only thing I want to know. common jasmin orange

45. You don't have to be afraid of insomnia in my arms.

46. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but your shelter from the rain. Jay Chou's skeleton in my closet.

Let's talk, Jay Chou.

In the 28th program of Let's Speak, Jay Chou came as a guest, and the theme of the lecture was: Don't go out of line.

1. Find yourself different from others and enlarge it. Only in this way can we be more extraordinary and different than others.

What fascinates me most about being a director is controlling others, so that I can plan well and play chess well. The director should be very careful and earnest, which is not easy to do.

There were many finalists in the award ceremony, but there were no awards, which disappointed my grandmother. In the entertainment circle, it is too fake for "grandma" to express unfilial feelings. That song also criticized the unhappiness on the day of the award. Embattled attacks the paparazzi, and I will only curse the paparazzi. You haven't seen the paparazzi and don't know what it's like, but don't swear.

4. Inadvertently becoming a role model for young people is actually very tired. So I wrote a song called Superman Can't Fly. I want to be both a superman and an ordinary person. But I still want to be a superman because I can fly.

You don't have to worry that my music time will be squeezed, and the music for everyone will be the best!

6. I haven't been to college, but is it strange to give you a speech? In fact, many of mine are not easy. I've always wanted to climb up, hoping to encourage you.

7. I didn't go to college, but I came here to give a speech. But I believe that a skill is more important than education.

8. Skills are more important than education. My father can't be a singer himself, so he wants me to be a singer. My mother wanted me to be admitted to the music department of the university, but after I wrote Listen to My Mom, she stopped talking.

9. I feel ordinary. I just learned some music. What fascinates me most about being a director is controlling others so that I can plan well and play chess well. The director should be very careful and earnest, which is not easy to do.

10, there are many people who sing better than me. There must be Bole in life or I am Bole myself. I am ordinary, but at least I am different from others. You must go ahead and look for opportunities. Opportunity waits for no one.

1 1. If you like an idol, you will observe everything about him. It is normal to listen to his songs and recite his lyrics. But I'm so addicted, I'm even confused about my life and don't care about my family-that's not my fan. Rational fans are my fans.

12, we must earn money to make our families live well, give back to our families and try not to disappoint our parents.

13, behind me, my fans, someone joined and someone quit. As long as you join, I will thank you very much.

14. In the past, if someone didn't like me, I would be very unhappy and sad to death, but I would stick to myself. Even if I am seventy or eighty years old, I will stick to the Chinese style and be myself. Writing songs is for people who understand.

15, set off a fireworks for my mother on Valentine's Day.

16, as long as one fan is still listening, I will continue to sing. My time will not pass.

As your idol, I won't let you down.

Everything I have done in the past is for today's success.

19, I was born in a single-parent family, so I feel that I can't rebel and must listen to my mother. I have written many songs about my family, hoping that more people will pay attention to the children of single-parent families.

20. It is impossible for everyone to like one thing, and it is impossible for everyone to hate one thing.

2 1, "When I'm upset, I will curse, but I don't have dirty words, mainly cursing paparazzi ..." Talking about Juhuatai, "This song is clearly enunciated, which means that fans' parents can understand what their children's idols are singing."

22. For music, I will stick to myself. When I am seventy or eighty years old, I will write about Chinese style. I will stick to my own style and keep going.

Jay Chou's classic quotations

1, I'm Jay Chou and I'm from China.

Some people say that this kind of concert is simple, but I want this kind of music. I'm Jay Chou.

I will learn to give up on you, because I love you so much!

I hope I will always be the first, but it is really a big challenge to maintain this height. Even if one day I start to go downhill, I will believe it.

I am a complete idiot in other aspects of my life except music.

6. I hope all the fans will not be disappointed with my music. I think I'm making music with great care!

7. Music is water, and everyone should drink it. There is noise in the living environment, and of course there will be unclean water. However, whether the water we make is healthy depends on whether we musicians are in a good mood. Ha-let's encourage them!

8. Idols should look better. But I'm not handsome, so I don't expect others to notice me because of my appearance. Eventually, people will notice the essence of your music. If we start from the essence of music, it can't be called an "idol" and it can't attract people. I thought so at first, so I left like this. I'm not a puppet. I will do whatever the record company says.

9. I think subjectively speaking, as a producer, I think my arranger is very good, my music videos are also very good, and my fans are also very good. Thank you!

10. Today, I finally got a chance to fight for the artists' friends. How can I miss it? It's a pity that I don't have a dog stick to show off-otherwise you will see something wonderful. "

The rumors will eventually pass, but the concert will stay.

12, love is precious, and gossip is more expensive. If it is music, you can throw both away.

13, I am not a doctor or a magician, but I can make music come alive.

14, whenever and wherever, I hope my fans will look back and see the same Jay Chou.

15, I insist on my music, I like my music, who call me Jay Chou.

16, I'm not a god, so I can't make everyone like me.

17. If I didn't become a singer, I might become a music teacher. I think it's good for boys to teach piano, because most piano teachers are women. But my piano teacher is getting more and more beautiful, so I will practice harder.