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Cousin nanny photos. Tell me about it.

This is a magical story.

The hero of the story is her. ......

She is a household name in Britain, and her reputation is far-reaching.

At the opening ceremony of the 20 12 London Olympic Games, there was a chapter in which familiar movie characters appeared in cheers. Among them, the woman who descended from the sky with a black umbrella and dressed in black is the magic nanny mcphee.

She is so mysterious that no one knows where she comes from or where she is going.

She is bloated and ugly, with chicken skin and chicken feathers, spots all over her face, a mole the size of a bean, a garlic nose and buck teeth. It's really ugly and scary.

When introducing herself, she always says "I'm nanny mcphee, lowercase C, uppercase P". This name sounds amazing.

She has a strange crutch. Don't underestimate this crutch. This is a magic wand. When this wand hits the ground hard, magical things will happen.

Babysitting is her job, but she doesn't take any points from the family she employs.

Her working principle is very special:

"When you don't want me but need me, I will stay;

When you want me and don't need me anymore, I will leave. "

What is even more surprising is that mcphee always appears when and where she is needed.

This time she appeared in front of Mrs. Green's house.

At the height of World War II, on a farm in the English countryside, Mrs Green was at a loss.

My husband's last letter to join the army was three months ago;

Although the three children Norman, Megsie and Vincent are sensible, they can't escape the children's nature, and they are always naughty, which makes her very entangled.

The farm at home is facing a bumper harvest, waiting for the money from selling pigs to rent tractors;

Brother-in-law Phil owed a gambling debt, and money was tight. He persuaded Mrs Green to sell the farm by hook or by crook. In that case, she and her children will be homeless, but Mrs. Green strongly refuses, but it is unbearable.

More importantly, her two nephews and nieces, Cyril and Celia, grew up in luxury in the city, and they moved to her parents to escape the war in London. The spoiled brother and sister were at odds with Mrs. Green's three children and started fighting as soon as they met.

Faced with the messy situation, Mrs. Green wanted to cry, and the out-of-control situation made her almost collapse.

At this moment, there was a knock at the door.

In the thunder and lightning, mcphee fell from the sky.

Just looking at those hostile children, mcphee immediately understood that the family needed her help.

She will give five lessons to the children.

The first lesson begins with stopping fighting.

At this point, the five children are in full swing. Four older children are fighting, and Vincent, the youngest child, is beating around with a bat.

Mcphee said quietly, "Stop quickly and go upstairs to sleep."

Of course, no one listens to her. Keep playing.

Keep smashing.

It seems that we have to do our best.

See mcphee flashed a crutch from a big black apron, lifted it gently and fell heavily.

Suddenly, the children didn't know that their fate had changed.

They can only beat themselves now. Pull your ears, pull your hair, trip, hit your head ... ouch ... ow. ......

Vincent smashed valuables at home with a stick, and his place was a mess.

Everyone can't stop.

It's hard to beat yourself. Everyone tasted the consequences of their actions, and the children began to beg for mercy.

Mcphee has one condition.

What? Apologize, that will be a day!

Since we don't apologize, things can only get worse. Vincent pointed his bat at his father's bundle of letters, and he was about to sweep them into the fire and burn them!

This is the most precious thing of the Greens. The Greens' children are anxious. Apologize.

There are only two brothers and sisters left in the city. Under the constant pleading of everyone, they finally apologized one after another.

But by this time Vincent had lost control of the bat, and Dad's letter flew into flames. ......

Oh, my God, the worst is about to happen?

At this time, mcphee's cane fell heavily again. ......

Everything is back to normal, except the dumbfounded children.

The awakened children go upstairs to sleep in an orderly, orderly and polite way. Mrs. Green could hardly believe her eyes.

Lesson one, stop fighting. It's over.

Lesson two? Learn to share

But with only three beds and five children, how can I sleep?

None of the greens want to sleep with their cousins. They prefer to sleep with lambs, cows and elephants.

Mcphee's wand came out again. Lambs, cows and elephants from the farm came to the room.

Children can sleep with animals at will, and of course their brothers and sisters.

Learn to share the second lesson and you're done.

And mcphee is getting more and more beautiful.

Lesson 3 Help each other

Phil secretly let go of the most valuable pig in the Green family in an attempt to force Mrs. Green, who was in urgent need of money, to sell the farm.

Children know that only by selling pigs can they afford to rent tractors to harvest wheat and maintain their farm livelihood. Losing the pig means losing the farm, and the Greens will have nowhere to live.

Under the impetus of mcphee, the five children went out to look for it together. Of course, the pampered Cyril and Celia were reluctant.

Soon, they caught two piglets.

Seeing that the children were still awkward, mcphee felt that it was not easy for them to finish the task, so he cast another spell.

The piglets escaped again, but this time they had to do something unusual, such as:

Climbing trees and doing floor exercises.

Or synchronized swimming.

The children were surprised and happy.

They planned a plan to catch pigs.

After successfully catching the pig, Phil's little plot went bankrupt.

In the process of catching piglets again, the children cooperated with each other and helped each other, and everyone had a harmonious relationship.

Lesson three, that's it.

Lesson 4 learn to be brave

Phil forged the telegram that Mr. Green was killed on the battlefield, and everyone was immersed in grief except Norman.

Because he firmly believed that his father was still alive, he decided to go to London with Cyril to find out what happened to his father-of course, mcphee accompanied him. They formed the London Team.

After the bad news that her husband was killed, Mrs. Green decided to sell the farm. Meggie and Celia tried to dissuade her, while stalling for time to wait for Norman and them to come back.

With the help of Cyril's father, Norman finally found out that his father was "missing" rather than "killed". With this "good news", they rushed back desperately. Mrs. Green couldn't hold on any longer and began to sign contracts to sell farms one after another. ......

Just then, an unexploded bomb landed on Green's farm.

The bomb is in danger of exploding at any time.

In order to save the farm, the London team who came back with everyone rushed to the bomb and tried to dismantle it.

After many twists and turns, just before the explosion, the bomb was finally dismantled!

On the other hand, mcphee used the wind of bomb explosion to skillfully use magic to complete the harvest on the farm.

Look, the greens have a bumper harvest!

In everyone's jubilation, mcphee knew that the fourth lesson had also been completed.

She gave everyone a medal symbolizing courage, kindness, determination, imagination, enthusiasm, ability and belief, and then quietly left.

Lesson 5 Persist in Faith

How could Mrs Green and the children not want to let mcphee go? They chased after mcphee desperately, hoping to keep her.

But don't forget, what is mcphee's principle?

"When you don't want me but need me, I will stay; When you want me and don't need me anymore, I will leave. "

Mrs Green and the children don't need mcphee anymore, because Mr Green has gone home!

The persistence of faith made the three brothers and sisters look forward to their father who missed them day and night, and also made their mother look forward to their beloved.

The five classes of the Greens are now over.

She smiled back and turned to the next place where she was needed.

Mcphee at this time is so magical!

This is the story told in the British movie "Magic Nanny mcphee 2".

Magic nanny, not only does she know magic, but more importantly, her unique education method. These methods are really "magic".

Faced with the same educational problems, what do parents usually do?

Let go? Be reasonable? Scold? Shout? Punishment? Hit the child?

Whether it is arrogance or punishment, it goes to the two extremes of education, which is not good for children and does not work. Just like in the movie, if it succeeds, Mrs. Green won't collapse.

How did mcphee do it?

Her practice is really worth learning from.

Kind and firm

Rudolph Drake told us that the importance of "kindness" lies in expressing our respect for children; The importance of "firmness" lies in respecting oneself and the needs of educational situation.

Facing the chaos created by the children and completely ignoring the instructions, mcphee always maintained a friendly and respectful attitude and insisted on the children's demands.

Just imagine, will mcphee, like his usual parents, forbear-reprimand-attack and return to the old road of screaming, helplessness and mutual loss?

Avoid preaching

Habitual preaching often gets children's resistance or rebellious response. Therefore, we should avoid telling our children what happened and what to do.

It seems that mcphee knows the disadvantages of preaching, and she says very little. Authority needs to be short-lived and inefficient.

Accompany rather than assist.

In later lessons, in many cases, mcphee can use her magic. She can knock on crutches to help find the escaped pig, help Norman find his father's whereabouts and solve the bomb.

But she didn't do that, so she couldn't raise independent children.

What she does is companionship.

On the basis of love and companionship, encourage children to solve their own problems, think independently, make their own decisions, exercise their travel motivation and experience the power of independence. In this way, they will know how to face themselves and others calmly, and they will overcome their fears and gain real and powerful inner strength.

She walked in the thunder and lightning and walked in the sun; Appear in people's hostile eyes and leave with tears; She came with great ugliness and went away with beauty. She resolves contradictions and troubles and brings epiphany and methods; She waved and turned away, because she wanted us all to be her own magic mcphee.