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2020 funny phrase: If having money is also a mistake, then I would rather make mistakes again and again.

1, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure that sometimes you need to pat your ass and leave.

2, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

3, lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

Chatting with a person who has no sense of humor is nothing more than embarrassment.

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

6. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich.

8. I am convinced that a woman will come into this world because of my suffering.

9. The route used to be simple, but walking reveals the sexy essence.

10, when there is no money, there are a group of friends; There are a group of bodyguards when you have money.

1 1. People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more glass you are.

12. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are.

13, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

14, save the last sip of water for comrades in need, and give me that bottle of orange juice.

15, an old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west and sent a bucket of oil before he left. As my old friend walked, he thought, this boy is really picky.

16, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?

17, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.

18, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

19, started membership, red diamonds, yellow diamonds and green diamonds. A month has passed, and I still have nothing.

20. The most regrettable thing is that I failed to overturn the nine-year compulsory education.

2 1, shout after me: money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.

22. If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

23. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

24. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

25. You walked into my world quietly, but left me coldly after hurting me.

26. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

27.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

28. If Tencent Weibo is a vegetable vs a zombie, then Sina Weibo is an angry bird.

29. You must have serious procrastination, otherwise, aren't you dead?

30. Lotus Peak has three dreams, and Moon Bridge has a lifetime. There is spring dawn every year, and there is no need to be too disappointed if you have a dream.

3 1, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal.

32. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

33. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

34, there is always a virus in the brain, nothing to smoke, just be anti-virus.

The best thing about my sister is that she can be a gangster and a writer without relying on alcohol and tobacco.

36. In fact, the daily shift is short, and the computer passes as soon as it is turned on and off.

37. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

38. When others look back, that person is already at the grating. I looked back to see where the man was.

Wolves are not as strong as lions and tigers, but they will not be fooled in the circus.

40. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

4 1. If one day men all over the world have their period, I will sell hygiene classics.

42, this weather, what do you want to eat, take it out to dry.

43. My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

44, computer, come on, let me go, I have homework.

45. My sister has been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone.

47. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

48. At the end of the year, if you don't pay the year-end bonus or raise your salary, you are playing hooligans.

49. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

50. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

Talking about love _ If loving you is wrong, I'd rather repeat it.

No more meeting does not necessarily mean separation, no more communication does not necessarily mean forgetting, because your happiness and happiness will be what I have been looking forward to. Don't forget me, please let me occupy the only place in your heart, ok?

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I have a crush on you, so tired! Love you but break your heart, so miserable! But I do. How silly!

Think of you, my heart has unspeakable pain, you know? I can feel your pain because you are in my heart. I wonder if you are all right in the distance.

Love you so much that you will be afraid that everything will change tomorrow, and care about you so much that you can't stand any minor injuries. lovers'prattle

If one day, when you think of someone who once loved you, it must be me. If one day, no one loves you, it must be that I am dead.

Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

I really want to call you. I didn't call you because I missed you. I called you because I can't help thinking about you.

Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. I wanted to hear your familiar voice. I don't know if you are busy. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart. Having someone to miss is actually a kind of happiness.

Love, originally easy, is to gently put you in your heart, love, originally not easy, just can't walk into your heart, don't you think?

I don't know what the future will be like, but I know today, I love you! It took only a second to fall in love with you, but it took me a lifetime to forget you.

The happiest thing is to miss you quietly when you are alone.

The greatest luck in this life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a wound, meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh, and meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness. Are you happy?

If loving you is wrong, I'd rather repeat it. Choose what you love and then love what you choose.

I love you, but I can't stay with you for long. It is a kind of pain, and it is impatient to wait for you not to know the ending, but I hope to have you at this moment, but I hope to be with you in my life!

Wechat aesthetic emotional story: If it is wrong to love you, I would rather make a mistake again.

A person cares about you! !

No matter how busy I am, I will spare a minute to call you or send you a message.

Because he's thinking about you.

A person cares about you,

No matter how busy you are, I will take a minute to call you back or reply to your message.

Because he knows you miss him.

A person cares about you,

No matter how busy I am, I will spare a minute to pay attention to you.

Because he was worried about you.

A person cares about you,

No matter how busy I am, I will spare a minute to report to you.

Because he knows you're worried about him.

You don't need gorgeous language to love someone.

The dribs and drabs in daily life can best reflect,

That is to love her deeply.

Slowly just know:

In feelings, there will always be points and points;

In life, there will always be exchanges.

most of the time,

Wind and rain are not astronomical phenomena but tempering;

Vicissitudes are not helplessness, but intentions.

Let go in a free and easy way,

With a smiling heart,

Shallow love, calm love,

Think deeply and let go.

Slowly just know:

People in this life,

Put up with lies,

Can't stand perfunctory,

Unable to resist deception,

Forget the promise.

Being loved,

Will taste the taste of happiness and sadness;

I hate it,

Will know how to cherish and tolerate.

Instead of letting yourself become decadent,

It is better to make your life more exciting.

Slowly just know:

A windless day,

Cloud is the watchdog of rain;

Days without dreams,

Waiting will waste time.

In this world,

No one belongs to anyone forever,

Sing a romantic song,

Sing for a while, and the years will be quiet.

Keywords fireworks, fleeting time, world of mortals, vicissitudes,

Shallow encounter, forget.

Slowly just know:

Life belongs to us,

Just a drop in the ocean,

however

But it carries too much emotion. Gather and disperse, laugh, shout, search ... because no one knows the final answer,

So, our only choice,

Must be: forward, laugh at the wind, laugh at the rain. ......

Slowly just know:

Some people will be troubled by dreams,

But only suitable for the bottom of my heart;

Some people are calm,

But it is suitable for a lifetime.

Love,

This is a destiny takes a hand meeting,

Or stop and hug;

Or look back,

Some have passed,

It's light, it's light but it hurts. ......

Slowly just know:

Life,

There are always many gullies to cross,

There are always many regrets to make up;

Life,

There is always a lot of confusion to understand.

Pain and happiness,

Thinking and pursuing,

Rainbow always appears after a storm.

Slowly just know:

Persistence is not necessarily victory,

Giving up is not necessarily giving up,

Instead of hitting the wall,

Why not turn gracefully,

Give yourself a roundabout space,

Learn to think,

Learn to wait,

Learn to adjust.

Life,

Many times,

What is needed is not only perseverance,

Looking back and smiling is more free and easy.

Slowly just know:

Because many things are not perfect,

This is why we pursue perfection;

Because many times when I'm unhappy,

This is why we long for happiness.

Life,

At first it was a symphony of perfection and imperfection;

Life,

Originally it was the harmony of pain and happiness,

What to lose,

Don't lose your smile;

Give up what,

Don't give up happiness.

Slowly just know:

People are traveling,

There are many mistakes,

Pain breaks the liver and intestines;

There are many encounters,

Never forget.

Some dreams,

You may be tired all over;

Some searches,

Let it go with the wind,

It may not be easy.

Go ahead,

Walking through the scenery that doesn't belong to you or you,

Learn to collect,

Learn to forget,

Learn to be strong.

Slowly just know:

Be nice to someone,

It doesn't necessarily pay off,

People you ignore,

Maybe it's the most real thing for you.

A lot of things,

Can be met but not sought;

A lot of things,

Only once in a lifetime.

Over the years,

Remember what you can't forget;

In life,

Give up if you can't hold on,

Life,

This was originally an experience,

Happy is happy,

What suits you is the best.

The greatest luck in this life is to know you,

And the biggest misfortune is that I can't have you.

Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of harm.

Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh.

Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

Are you happy?

If loving you is wrong,

I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

Choose what you like,

Then love what you choose.

Never seeing you again doesn't necessarily mean separation.

No more communication does not necessarily mean forgetting.

Love you,

But I don't want anything,

It's hard!

Loving you but sneaking around!

But I'd love to,

How silly!

If one day,

When you remember who loves you,

Then I must be one of them,

If one day,

Nobody loves you anymore,

Then I must go.

Some people,

Some feelings,

Missed it once,

Maybe you will miss this life!

Boy joke encyclopedia: if it is a mistake to be handsome, then I am willing to make a mistake again.

1. If I don't marry in ten years, and you don't marry, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

2. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again.

After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

Don't praise me handsome behind my back, which is known all over the world.

I have been favored by the sun since summer. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

6. Don't be silly. In this hot summer, only mosquitoes never leave you.

7. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

8. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!

9. Why does the holiday feel so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday.

10. When sorting out the mobile phone, I found that there were many people's black history in the photo album of the mobile phone. I hope they can buy it back when they have money.

1 1. I heard that the mobile phone would radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw the pillow away immediately.

12. Don't tell me that you changed my liking for you. I like you, you don't like me, but you've changed!

13. It will scare you to death. I have majored in selling cute since kindergarten.

14. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. It's okay. You may be dead.

15. Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a pack of tissues in school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

16. Honey, I can help you keep out the wind. Don't block my electric fan.

17. The aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

18. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

19. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

20. Brother, stop touching it. Touch the top and find out. Everything you touch is running water and your hair is falling out. How to sell it in the future? This peach is fresh. Forget it if you don't buy it.

2 1. Don't say enough waves, come to me again and say you want to have a home. This is not a garbage collection station.

22. I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name?

23. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

24. Girls, a boy slaps you gently to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back ten times harder.

25. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

26. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

27. It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

28. A man like me who can attack and endure, be cute and fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy, unrestrained and proud, you deserve it.

29. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake.

30. I have been favored by mosquitoes since long summer. I told the mosquito to contact the rain and dew, but he wouldn't listen, so he bit me, so he bit me.

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The boy said humorously: I have passed my grades, but it can't change the fact that I am handsome anyway.

Funny sentences that say you are handsome and praise yourself for being handsome.