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It’s so hard to get tickets for the Spring Festival. A sad story about not getting a ticket. Share

1. Whenever I can’t get a train ticket to go home during the Chinese New Year, I will ask myself two questions, why did I run so far away, and why did I come out so much? What a dream at this time, Ambition, no matter how far it is from me, it will go as far as it will go.

2. It’s impossible to grab it! Open 12306, and when I click refresh, the reservation button is still not displayed! This is how I feel~~

3. Train tickets are hard enough to grab, and you have to take an exam before you can grab them. Fortunately, you are not grabbing them alone now.

4. Brother, please help me with one thing. I can’t go home during the Spring Festival this year. I don’t have tickets for seats, sleepers, or standing tickets. The reason is that the Ministry of Railways said, “This year we will never let a farmer go.” I have to stand up and go home! So I’m back, please order a song for me to send to the railway department. The song’s title is “You’re So Hard”

5. Why can’t I get it home? Where are the tickets! I feel so uncomfortable. I really want to go home and see my parents.

6. Zengdao is very expensive in Luoyang, and tickets are hard to come by during the Spring Festival. It turns out it’s a Spring Festival reunion. It's a disaster, but everyone loves this kind of reunion. I wish you good luck, get your tickets, go home for the New Year, and follow the feeling of happiness.

7. My heart goes cold, it's up to me. When I asked, it turned out that it was gone. After queuing up early in the morning for two consecutive days, I still couldn’t buy one. According to my observation, after the pre-sale window opened, there might be tickets available for some unpopular lines within five minutes, but after five minutes, they were basically unavailable. Tickets.

8. The Eight Immortals show their magical powers, and there is always a ticket.

9. The train is always there, but it is hard to get a ticket.

10. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a ticket when you go home during the Spring Festival; you can get home on foot or by bike, it’s meaningful to exercise your willpower, and you’ll be happier if you invite your friends; reporters follow you to report, and the news figures are famous, so why not make a joke to relax your mood? . My friend, I have not yet succeeded in returning home, and I still have to work hard to queue up. The road and tickets are waiting for you. I wish you a speedy return home and a reunion.

11. The ticket-grabbing plug-in that comes with ordinary browsers is sincere. Unreliable, what are the so-called durian ticket grabbing king, 360 ticket grabbing king three generations, cheetah ticket grabbing party, life ticket booking, UC ticket grabbing, Baidu, Sogou, QQ ticket grabbing, Xinlan ticket grabbing, Hailan ticket grabbing king, I More than 30 ticket-grabbing software and browser ticket-grabbing plug-ins, such as Yiqiangqiang, Shanniaoqiaoqiang, 12306 Ticket-grabbing Assistant, and Ticket-grabbing Magic Tool, are not reliable.

12. Fuyun: I am not reliable. Like you humans, you have to wait in line to buy tickets. I ride on the magic horse and go wherever I want. Taohuayuan: The free train departs from this station. Passengers who have not bought a ticket can come here to get on the train. Station: Utopia.

13. There is no place to go, but selling tickets is not a waste of time

14. There was a precious opportunity before me, but I didn’t. I didn’t cherish it and watched it slip away from my eyes. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely seize the opportunity to buy tickets. I wish all my friends a happy return trip and buy tickets.

15. I wanted to go home to celebrate the New Year, but I couldn’t find the tickets. I queued for a day and couldn’t get a ticket. I shopped online all night and couldn’t get a ticket. I asked friends for help, but I couldn’t get a ticket either. ; I had been dreaming all night, but I didn’t dream about the ticket; I finally got a ticket from the ticket seller, but it turned out to be a fake ticket!

16. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as Wang Lun’s ticket. Affection.

17. The blue sky is high and the river is long, but it cannot stop the eagerness to return home after buying tickets. It is recommended that everyone buy tickets a few days in advance!

18. Do you want to know how Bin Laden died? I was so angry because I couldn’t buy a train ticket. Do you want to know how Zafi met God? You were squeezed to death in the ticket queue. Do you want to know why Sister Feng is smiling at you? Because she holds in her hand a Spring Festival train ticket that you have been dreaming about!

19. It’s hard to buy a ticket. You have to hide your face. Use Bao Gong’s black face to scare the ticket and kneel in front of you. Use Guan Gong’s red face to make the ticket obsessed with you. Use Zhang Fei’s thief eyes. , the ticket will be watched and run to you, and Wukong’s golden eye will be used to discharge the ticket and send it to your hand, so that you will no longer be troubled. I hope you go home early for the New Year!

20. The biggest tragedy of Spring Festival travel is that the tickets are not there but the train is still there. It’s too difficult to grab tickets for the 2022 Spring Festival. Say some sentences about your mood (general 20 sentences)

1. My heart dropped. When I asked, it was gone. After queuing up early in the morning for two consecutive days, I still couldn't buy one. According to my observation, after the pre-sale window opens, there may be tickets for some unpopular lines within five minutes, but after five minutes, there are basically no tickets.

2. I tried to grab train tickets for three days in a row, but instead of not being able to grab them, I lost them all with the verification code. Am I going to give up and go home?

3. It’s hard to buy a ticket, it’s hard to buy a ticket, sleepless nights, getting up early, just to buy you, sweating with money in hand, staring at the window in a daze , dry mouth, depressed heart, sore waist and leg pain, I know why it is so difficult to buy tickets? Hope you can buy your tickets soon.

4. The biggest tragedy of Spring Festival travel is that the tickets are not there but the train is still there.

5. Brother, please help me with one thing. I can’t go home during the Spring Festival this year. I don’t have tickets for seats, sleepers, or standing tickets. The reason is that the Ministry of Railways said, “No farmer will be allowed to go home this year.” I'm going home standing! So I'm back, please order a song for me to send to the railway department. The title of the song is "You're So Hard"

6. It's noon on the hoeing day, so it's time to book a ticket. It’s hard work; sweat dripping from the soil, dialing 95105 all morning; who knows that it is difficult to book a ticket, and the ticket is not available; all the tickets are hard, and my heart is very painful; shout to God, please give me a train ticket

7. On the fourth day of the failed Spring Festival travel rush, I wonder if I have to embark on the return journey on New Year’s Eve?

8. Don’t eat, drink less water, buy tickets and go home without delay The line is very long, people are shouting, and people are rushing forward. My legs hurt when I stand inadvertently, and my wife is looking forward to ending the battle of buying tickets as soon as possible, and having a happy reunion.

9. It’s the beginning of the Spring Festival. It’s difficult to buy tickets. The annual vacation starts early. I’ve finished my salary. I have to use the money to buy tickets. It’s always said to be sold out. I have to change the route and have to wait in a long queue. I’m even more homesick and my mood is like a fire. But I wish you, my friend, that it is not difficult to buy a ticket. I wish you, my friend, that you can go home early to celebrate the New Year!

10. One day, I picked up an Aladdin magic lamp, and he really told me that it could satisfy me. Three wishes, I said excitedly: I only want one, give me a Spring Festival train ticket! I saw him silently working in front of me. After a while, he exploded, leaving a last word: There are too many people.

11. When I just graduated, I went to work in the south. I would definitely go home during the Spring Festival, so I was ready to buy tickets. First, I went to the general affairs department of the company, but my old colleagues told me privately that the general affairs department generally couldn’t book tickets. Tickets, I was advised to either queue up myself or find scalpers.

12. The Spring Festival Transport will be here in a while, so I’m panicking to grab the tickets~~

13. Buying tickets for the Spring Festival Transport, waiting in line to buy tickets, too tired, so book tickets online , No, scalpers buy tickets, too expensive, book tickets by phone, the line is busy, I want to steal the tickets, no way, I want to cheat the tickets, there is no way, I want to grab the tickets, I am afraid of being caught, I want to kneel down and beg, I am ashamed, God , O earth, turn me into a train ticket and give it away!

14. Exercising is the most urgent thing at present, because buying tickets for the Spring Festival requires physical strength, carrying luggage home requires physical strength, socializing and drinking during the holidays requires physical strength, and playing mahjong requires even more physical strength. In order to go home for the Spring Festival, You must exercise, and in order to be able to go home, you must work hard to buy a ticket!

15. On the afternoon of the Spring Festival Transport Day, I worked hard to book tickets. I was exhausted from sweating and my legs were weak. I wanted to bite the bullet and leave, but I was afraid that the thieves would jump in the queue. The tickets were so popular that people screamed like crazy. I am crowded in a long queue, and I ask you how tired you are, just like a body full of stinky sweat flowing to your feet!

16. I urge Mr. Ma to purchase the Ministry of Railways and implement xx train bidding for Spring Festival travel tickets, making the difficulty of buying tickets a thing of the past!

17. I am not interested in working and just want to go home to celebrate the New Year every day. However, it is really difficult to get tickets for the Spring Festival!

18. It is difficult to buy tickets during the Spring Festival. The journey of trying hard to buy tickets is slow, and I feel helpless and sad. Affectionate station in the cold winter, the sea of ??people cannot reach you. In order to marry you as soon as possible, I will return my home to you, and I will fight to see you naked!

19. Whenever I can’t get a train ticket to go home during the Chinese New Year, I will ask myself two questions, why did I run so far away, and why did I come out so much? What a dream at this time, Ambition, no matter how far it is from me, it will go as far as it will go.

20. I am proud, I am proud, I can get the train ticket! A must-have introduction to the classic mood of rushing for tickets during the Spring Festival

1. It is difficult to buy tickets during the Spring Festival. I will teach you how to buy tickets: stay at the ticket window at night, bring stools and cotton-padded clothes, and prepare breakfast and lunch boxes. Buy it as soon as the window opens, and you will have fun once you get your ticket to see who is the best. I wish you can buy your tickets as soon as possible.

2. Now I don’t have to worry about the difficulty of buying tickets for the Spring Festival, because I can’t go home at all.

3. It is difficult to buy tickets for the Spring Festival every year. You can use the phone, computer or mobile phone. Unexpectedly, the hope was dashed in seconds, and I regretted that the network was paralyzed. Real name wants to control the scalpers, and there must be policies from above and methods from below. I will start by purchasing tickets formally, and unite as one to destroy the Cowherd.

4. It’s hard to buy tickets for Spring Festival travel, but it’s hard to get to the sky! ! ...The number of ticket grabs has exceeded 1,000, and the intensity is comparable to Double 11...! !

5. I long for a pair of invisible wings so that I can return to my hometown without a ticket.

6. I never felt that you were so important, I never felt that there was anything worth caring about so much, I felt uneasy when I went to work, and I didn’t think about food or tea. A thin piece of paper still carries so many thoughts. , Spring Festival Train Ticket, I hope you receive my prayers and give me strength!

7. When I just graduated, I went to the south to work. I would definitely go home during the Spring Festival, so I was ready to buy a ticket. First, I went to the general affairs department of the company, but my old colleagues told me privately that the general affairs department was average. I couldn't book a ticket, so I was advised to either queue up myself or find a scalper.

8. If you buy a membership or a ticket grabbing package, but you still can’t grab a ticket, have you checked whether all the tickets issued for the first time have been reserved?

9. I can’t buy train tickets...air tickets are also rising all the time...heartache...

10. The river flows east, and the stars in the sky flow north, so let’s go Let's go and buy tickets in a hurry. I buy them day after day. Don't be polite when buying tickets. Just do it when it's time to buy tickets. Buy tickets happily.

11. It is important to buy tickets early during the Spring Festival to avoid the rush hour. There are still a lot of tickets when I log in to the booking page, which makes me feel more at ease. I have been struggling to log in for a long time, and the phone number for booking tickets has been busy. Decreasing in a straight line, why go home during the Spring Festival? We were speechless when we met, only a thousand lines of tears.

12. Do you want to know how Bin Laden died? I was so angry because I couldn’t buy a train ticket. Do you want to know how Zafi met God? You were squeezed to death in the ticket queue. Do you want to know why Sister Feng is smiling at you? Because she holds in her hand a Spring Festival train ticket that you have been dreaming about!

13. One day, I picked up an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that it could grant me three wishes. I said excitedly: I only want one, give me a Spring Festival train ticket! I saw him working silently in front of me. After a moment, he exploded, leaving a last word: There were too many people.

14. It is difficult to buy tickets during the Spring Festival travel season. The process of trying hard to buy tickets is slow and frustrating. Affectionate station in the cold winter, the sea of ??people cannot reach you. In order to marry you as soon as possible, I will give you my home, and I will fight to see you naked!

15. On the afternoon of the Spring Festival Transport Day, I worked hard to book tickets. I was exhausted from sweating and my legs were weak. I wanted to grit my teeth and leave, but I was afraid that the thieves would jump in the queue. The tickets were so popular that people screamed like crazy. I am crowded in a long queue, and I ask you how tired you are, just like a body full of stinky sweat flowing to your feet!

16. Exercising is the most urgent thing at present, because buying tickets for the Spring Festival requires physical strength, carrying luggage home requires physical strength, socializing and drinking during the holidays requires physical strength, and playing mahjong requires physical strength even more. In order to go home for the Spring Festival, You must exercise, and in order to be able to go home, you must work hard to buy a ticket!

17. The Spring Festival has begun, and technology is not very developed. Tickets are all bought online. What should we, uneducated migrant workers, do? We can’t buy them at the station. The station staff said tomorrow You can buy it, but when you go the next day, you are told that you have no tickets. What should you do? Why is it so difficult to get home? Air tickets are too expensive, but train tickets are not available! well! !

18. So you have to go home even if you lose your head. This is the embodiment of the value of scalpers.

19. I want to go home to celebrate the New Year, but my tickets are not available. I waited in line all day but didn’t get a ticket; I shopped online all night but didn’t get a ticket; I asked friends for help but didn’t get a ticket; I had a dream all night but didn’t get a ticket; I bought it from a ticket seller. I finally got a ticket, but it turned out to be a fake ticket!

20. I couldn’t get a high-speed rail ticket for two days, and I was so angry at 12306 that I had a stomachache, which caused me to have insomnia tonight! Tell me about your feelings about grabbing tickets for the Spring Festival travel season

1. "Those from the south of the country, those from the north of Hainan, those who are rushing home, those who want to return to their hometowns. Tickets are hard to come by, so don’t be anxious. Think about it calmly and order online. Call to book, but there is really no queue. I hope you can get your tickets as soon as possible and go home to celebrate the New Year. "

2. The criminals in the east were hung up and killed by the police, and the den in the south. It’s over, the masses have sued it, the gang in the west has been destroyed and arrested by the police, the gang in the north has been bombed and burned by netizens, you are the only one left here, it’s hard to get a vote now, you have to show your conscience, If you don't buy a ticket for me, you'll be in trouble. I hope you can deliver the ticket to me tomorrow! I wish you a down-to-earth and serious life!

3. Buying tickets during Spring Festival travel, waiting in line to buy tickets, too tired, not able to buy tickets online, buying tickets from scalpers, too expensive, booking by phone, the line is busy, I want to steal tickets, no way, I want to go There is no way to cheat the ticket. I want to grab the ticket, but I am afraid of being caught. I want to kneel down and beg, but I am afraid of shame. Heaven and earth, please turn me into a ticket and give it away!

4. If you can’t get a train ticket, you are ultimately poor!

5. Comrades who cannot buy train tickets, please do not lose heart. Fight to the end to buy train tickets, bravely attack the ticket booth, and firmly root yourself in the army of ticket buyers with a nail-like spirit. . Buying tickets is bright, but the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory in the battle and an early return home for the New Year.

6. My Ctrip dad, can you love me again~ I’m going to cry!

7. On the fourth day of the failed Spring Festival ticket rush, I wonder if I have to embark on the return journey on New Year’s Eve?

8. How much I want to return to my hometown, and then go back I'm by your side, but it's really hard to buy a ticket to go home. I buy it day after day, and I go to the queue with my heart full of joy. Then I come back empty-handed. Ticket, where are you?

9. No matter how much effort it takes to buy a ticket, it is worth it.

10. The competition for tickets in the 21st century is technology. Any attempt to grab tickets with 100 Mbps bandwidth is just a scam. No matter how fast the technology is, it will be useless.

11. It is important to buy tickets early during the Spring Festival to avoid the rush hour. There are still a lot of tickets on the booking page, which makes me feel more at ease. I have been struggling to log in for a long time, and the phone number for booking tickets has been busy. Decreasing in a straight line, why go home during the Spring Festival? We were speechless when we met, only a thousand lines of tears.

12. On the afternoon of the Spring Festival Transport Day, I worked hard to book the tickets. I was exhausted from sweating and my legs were weak. I wanted to bite the bullet and leave, but I was afraid that the thieves would jump in the queue. The tickets were so popular that people screamed like crazy. I am crowded in a long queue, and I ask you how tired you are, just like a body full of stinky sweat flowing to your feet!

13. I urge Mr. Ma to purchase the Ministry of Railways and implement xx train bidding for Spring Festival travel tickets, making the difficulty of buying tickets a thing of the past!

14. When queuing up to buy a ticket, yell, and then continue to stay where you are.

15. The blue sky is high and the river is long, but it cannot stop the eagerness to buy tickets and return home. It is recommended that everyone buy tickets a few days in advance!

16. Because I couldn’t buy a ticket to go home, I had to stay in a foreign land to celebrate the New Year alone. It was night, I was tossing and turning and couldn’t sleep. I got up and called the radio to request a song: I want a song by Jordan Chan, so you’ll be punished. To all ticket sellers in this city.

17. Train tickets are hard enough to grab. You have to take a test before you can grab them. Fortunately, you are not grabbing them alone now.

18. Conan: There is only one real ticket.

19. The Spring Festival Transport will be here in a while, and I’m so anxious to grab the tickets~~

20. How much worry do you have, because others have tickets but I don’t.