Talk about classic funny reviews

1, I always felt that there was something stuck in the chrysanthemum, and I pulled out half of the Flammulina velutipes, so I generously fed it to the landlord.

2. To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left and then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

We are family friends. I used to play chess with your grandfather. Once, your grandfather had only one elephant left, and I only had one scholar left. So, I suggested that elephants and people cross the river, and your grandfather agreed.

Your grandfather will use his image as me, and I will use your grandfather. Your grandfather used his image as me again, so I used your grandfather again. Your grandfather is like me, and I am your grandfather. Your grandfather is like me, and I am your grandfather.

If time takes you back to 1997, you don't have to do anything. You go to Hangzhou to find a man named Ma Yun, invite him to drink, invite him to sing, invite him to dinner, talk to him about his ideals and make good friends with him. You can get rich now, but the time can't come back 1997.

But time has made you 20 16. Yes, you still have a chance. When you come to Shanghai to see me, please buy me a drink, invite me to dinner, invite me to sing and be my good friend. After ten years, you will have no worries about food and clothing!

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to drive Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep quickly!