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That sentence about women and men is so classic.

1. Many women who are difficult to marry are not really difficult to marry, but they can't cross a threshold set by themselves.

2. A woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.

For the man you like again, it is best for a woman to love seven points and keep three points. Even if she doesn't love in the future, a woman still has a way out.

For women, in the material age, if no man gives you enough confidence to believe in love and look forward to the future, the best way is to choose material and money.

A woman's greatest sense of security is not having a responsible man, but having material and money that can determine her future.

6. Most women are infatuated and most men are promiscuous. Infatuation will always be hurt by love, promiscuity will only be tired by love, and no matter how tired men are, they can't compare with the pain caused by women being hurt by love.

7. A woman is like a seed. If planted on fertile land, it will blossom and bear fruit and be extremely happy. But if planted in barren land, it will wither like mud, and life will be bleak.

8. A woman bets on a man all her life, talks about wisdom, and finally depends on luck.

9. A smart woman doesn't need to beg for help once she meets a fickle lover. The only thing she can do is to keep her last dignity and give her a back that she will regret one day.

10. Women should understand that the best woman in a man's mind is always the next unknown. Don't misunderstand a man who dares to divorce you for life.

1 1. At the crossroads of marriage, the most important thing for a woman is not to choose a suitable road, but to choose a harmless or least harmful road.

12. The greatest misfortune of a woman's life is not that she was born in troubled times, but that she met a fickle man.

13. For women, all pain is being cheated, emotionally cheated.

14. A woman may forget the man who loved her all her life, but no woman will forget the man who hurt her. Men hurt for a while, women hurt for a lifetime.

15. Women should live for themselves, no matter whether life is wonderful or not, don't lose themselves in love.

16. In the game of love, women who know love usually lose miserably. Love is cruel, and the loser is out.

17. Giving up an established marriage, even if it is a wrong marriage, is really a great test for women. The test is not only a woman's wisdom, but also her courage to face reality.

18. Women can know a man intuitively, and they can know a man thoroughly in one night.

19. Women would rather share with others in the most beautiful season than enjoy themselves when they are lonely.

20. Women are like flowers, and flowers have a flowering period. Once you miss it, even if it is fluttering in the wind, it is lonely.

2 1. The reality is so cruel after all. Women can fight against fate, but they can't compete with time.

22. Women are like white wine, the sun in the sky, giving off the hottest light and shining above you forever. A woman like beer is the moon in the sky. Cold light only appears at night and disappears at dawn. A woman like red wine is a star in the sky, giving off a faint light, farthest from you, but shining in your brilliant heart forever.

23. All women's heartbroken past is related to love.

24. Women are either angels or demons. An angelic woman is a school that makes bad men quiet and ambitious. A devil-like woman is a tempting poisoned wine, which makes a good man intoxicated and beyond redemption.

25. A woman betting on love and marriage is actually betting on a man. Success or failure depends on wisdom and luck, but never on reason.

26. Men should get married at the age of 30, and women should marry themselves for love before the age of 30, otherwise there will always be regrets in life.

27. Men leave behind vicissitudes of life, while women leave behind old age. Vicissitudes are experiences, charms and temptations. Aging is helplessness, pain and ending.

28. Men are always fickle, while women are always fickle.

29. No matter how stupid a man is, he will also make a woman in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly. However, no matter how clever a woman is, no matter how charming and charming she is, it is only the eyes of men that confuse her, but it is difficult to penetrate her soul.

3 1. Women all expect to be men's only favorite. In fact, in a man's world, the most unforgettable woman in his life is not the woman he loves most, nor the woman he hates most, nor the woman he abandoned, but the woman he is most sorry for.

I can't refute the sentence about reality about women and men. It's so classic.

1. The reality is so cruel after all. Women can fight against fate, but they can't compete with time. 2. Women are like flowers, and flowers have a flowering period. Once you miss it, even if it is fluttering in the wind, it is lonely.

3. Men look down on men who are too tired of their families!

If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

The woman said that you are not my type, and she is probably lying. The man said, you are not my type, and he is 100% honest.

6. Men leave behind vicissitudes of life, while women leave behind old age. Vicissitudes are experiences, charms and temptations. Aging is helplessness, pain and ending.

7. No matter how stupid a man is, he will also make a woman in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly. However, no matter how clever a woman is, no matter how charming and charming she is, it is only the eyes of men that confuse her, but it is difficult to penetrate her soul.

8. Women often don't believe that men say I love you, so they ask questions over and over again and keep trying to prove it. In fact, when a mature man says I love you, he must really think so.

9. Women often need a third party to put in a good word for themselves. In the eyes of men, self-praise is also a virtue, especially in front of the right woman.

10. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are usually two women.

Women are either angels or demons. An angelic woman is a school that makes bad men quiet and ambitious. A devil-like woman is a tempting poisoned wine, which makes a good man intoxicated and beyond redemption.

12. For a man you like, it is best for a woman to love seven points and keep three points. Even if she doesn't love in the future, a woman still has a way out.

13. Women value men's tomorrow, and men value women's today.

14. Women sometimes feel that being quiet in bed can show their purity. Besides, a man really wants to hear your voice in bed, otherwise he will think you are asleep or having sex under a quilt.

15. Emotion is a necessary skill for men to capture women. Affectionate is also the reason why men wander in love.

16. For women, all pain is emotional deception.

17. Women can know a man intuitively, and they can know a man thoroughly in one night.

18. The greatest charm of a man is not being handsome, but humor. Humor is also a manifestation of wisdom.

19. Women are like white wine, the sun in the sky, giving off the hottest light and shining above you forever. A woman like beer is the moon in the sky. Cold light only appears at night and disappears at dawn. A woman like red wine is a star in the sky, giving off a faint light, farthest from you, but shining in your brilliant heart forever.

20. It is difficult for women to consider feelings and desires separately. In men's subjective understanding, the penis is an individual who can take responsibility independently, and can act independently from the body completely, so feelings and desires are obviously separated.

2 1. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man; Men often use a QQ number, which is full of all kinds of women.

22. Women all expect to be the only and favorite of men. In fact, in a man's world, the woman he can't forget most in his life is not the woman he loves most, nor the woman he hates most, nor the woman he abandoned, but the woman he is most sorry for.

23. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day.

24. If a man has a woman outside, it must be that his woman is stupid.

25. All women's heartbroken past is related to love.

For women, in the material age, if no man gives you enough confidence to believe in love and look forward to the future, the best way is to choose material and money.

27. A woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.

28. Under the rebellious and dissolute face, men often have a traditional heart.

29. It is impossible for a woman to make herself in full bloom on her own. There must be a good man in her life.

30. Summer is a season to show women's charm and expose men's nature.

3 1. The older an old man is, the happier he is, and the older an old woman is, the sadder she is.

32. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

33. Women are like white wine, the sun in the sky, giving off the hottest light and shining above you forever. A woman like beer is the moon in the sky. Cold light only appears at night and disappears at dawn. A woman like red wine is a star in the sky, giving off a faint light, farthest from you, but shining in your brilliant heart forever.

34. Men choose women with their eyes.

35. No matter how stupid a man is, he will also make a woman in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly. However, no matter how clever a woman is, no matter how charming and charming she is, it is only the eyes of men that confuse her, but it is difficult to penetrate her soul.

36. A woman may forget the man who loved her in this life, but no woman will forget the man who hurt her. Men hurt for a while, women hurt for a lifetime.

37. A wife will tell a man how much a catty of food costs, and a lover will tell you how many stars there are in the night sky.

38. Women only love two kinds of flowers in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

40. Women worry that men care about their love history. In fact, it is easy for a man to tolerate a woman's past, because he is the winner compared with his predecessor.

4 1. Men like to tell white lies, and women like to be coaxed by men, but as long as she finds out that men lie and don't tell her to date other women, she won't listen to any more hype.

42. The greatest misfortune of a woman's life is not that she was born in troubled times, but that she met a heartless man.

43. Women think that the bigger the breasts, the more men like them, so many people go for breast augmentation. In fact, men like real breasts as much as they like real women.

44. A smart woman doesn't need to beg for help once she meets a fickle lover. The only thing she can do is to keep her last dignity and give her a back that she will regret one day.

45. Many women who are difficult to marry are not really difficult to marry, but they can't cross a threshold set by themselves.

46. Hasty sex can make women uncomfortable. Men like to do it quickly.

47. Women think there are too many men and too few good men. Men think there are too many girls and too little time.

48. Women think a lot about men in terms of sex. Men are selfish in this respect.

49. When women are trapped by love, they often lower their bottom line and compromise. Men will set the bottom line in advance, and once touched, they will turn away without hesitation.

50. Tears are smiles on women's faces, and smiles are tears in men's hearts.

5 1. When a woman bets on love and marriage, she is actually betting on a man. Success or failure depends on wisdom and luck, but never on reason.

52. Most women are infatuated and most men are promiscuous. Infatuation will always be hurt by love, promiscuity will only be tired by love, and no matter how tired men are, they can't compare with the pain caused by women being hurt by love.

53. Men are always fickle in heart and women are always fickle in face.

54. All women's sad memories are related to love.

55. Men will think this woman is too arrogant, and women will think this man is too fall in price!

56. Women can do it without spending men's money, but women who don't spend men's money also hope that this man can have inexhaustible money in his pocket.

57. Men are always fickle in heart and women are always fickle in face.

58. When starting a business, women are strategists, and when they succeed, women are men's chefs.

59. The standard of a good man is relatively simple, and a successful career often does not worry about family happiness. And a good woman is the choice of a happy family, a gentle, skilled, beautiful and decent career, a hall under the kitchen, a well-behaved child and so on. Therefore, every wonderful woman lives a hard life.

60. Most women are infatuated and most men are promiscuous. Infatuation will always be hurt by love, and promiscuity will only be tired by love. No matter how tired a man is, he can't compare with the pain caused by a woman who is hurt by love.

6 1. Women's greatest sense of security is not to have a responsible man, but to have material and money that can determine their future.

62. Women are infatuated with the taste of being pursued. Men like to take the initiative in relationships.

63. Women need romance and security when making love. Men can have sex anytime, anywhere, no matter how noisy the TV is or how dirty the sheets are.

64. A woman can read a man intuitively and get to know him thoroughly in one night.

65. A woman betting on love and marriage is actually betting on a man. Success or failure depends on wisdom and luck, but never on reason.

66. Women should live for themselves. No matter whether life is wonderful or not, don't lose yourself in love.

67. Women like to introduce their boyfriends to their sisters. Men don't want to know your sister gang too early. The reason is very simple. It is enough for you to watch him alone. He doesn't want more people to watch him for you.

68. Women would rather share with others in the most beautiful season than enjoy themselves when they are lonely.

69. A woman is like a seed. If planted on fertile land, it will blossom and bear fruit and be extremely happy. But if planted in barren land, it will wither like mud, and life will be bleak.

70. Men should get married at the age of 30, and women should marry themselves before the age of 30, otherwise there will always be regrets in life.

7 1. Men and women, once they have gone to bed, will have demands on each other; There are demands, complaints, complaints and pains; Where there is pain, there is resentment.

For women, kissing is even more fascinating than making love. But men really want to skip this link and get to the point.

73. Women like to be spoiled by men. Men also like to serve girls and make them happy, but they never want to serve Princess Jiao Jiao like slaves.

74. For women, in the material age, if no man gives you enough confidence to believe in love and look forward to the future, the best way is to choose material and money.

75. Giving up an established marriage, even if it is a wrong marriage, is really a great test for women. The test is not only a woman's wisdom, but also her courage to face reality.

76. A man who values marriage at a young age must have a lot of love in his heart.

77. In the game of love, women who know love usually lose miserably. Love is cruel, and the loser is out.

78. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

79. Men are just smart, but they can't achieve great things. A person can't grow up if he doesn't persist in stupidity. A person's life begins with setbacks.

80. For a man who loves again, it is best for a woman to love seven points and keep three points. Even if she doesn't love in the future, a woman still has a way out.

8 1. Wild cats sleep wherever they go, and dogs eat whatever they catch. Wild men love each other when they meet.

82. The older an old man is, the happier he is, and the older an old woman is, the sadder she is.

83. Men can choose women who have nothing, while women generally don't choose men who have nothing.

84. Women like perfume. Men don't like it because it is easy to be followed by their own women.

85. Men are teapots and women are teacups. How many cups can a teapot match? Which teacup?

86. Women speak to relieve anxiety. In order not to leave the impression of sissy, men have to bury all unpleasant things in their hearts.

87. A woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.

88. Women should understand that the best woman in a man's mind is always the next unknown. Don't misunderstand a man who dares to divorce you for life.

89. Don't think coquetry is a woman's patent. Men also love to do this, but they never like their women to show off.

90. A man who wants you can let him have it. A man who only wants to win for you, don't let him win.

9 1. Women are full of fantasies about love, and making love is proof of love. Men are full of fantasies about making love, and falling in love is just a way to realize those fantasies.

92. The general mentality of a simple man: She would rather suffer herself than enjoy happiness with others.

93. A woman bets on a man all her life, talks about wisdom, and finally depends on luck.

94. Men can't forget the women who almost got it but never really got it.

95. Women are harbors and men are boats. No matter how beautiful the harbor is, if it can't bring peace to mankind, ships dare not approach it. If there are reefs and waves in the harbor, the ship had better drift in the sea.

96. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

97. Women will avoid sleeping with male friends because it will confuse friendship and love. Men don't care about this.

98. Men should get married at the age of 30, and women should marry themselves before the age of 30, otherwise there will always be regrets in life.

99. A woman's greatest sense of security is not having a responsible man, but having material and money that can determine her future.

100. Boys should support themselves in poverty, or they will not know how to struggle; Girls should be rich, or others will be coaxed away by a piece of cake.

10 1. After breaking up, it is difficult for women to accept another skin kiss with their ex-boyfriend. For men, having sex with an ex-girlfriend is like going home to visit relatives. It's no big deal.

102. Women who spend men's money have charm, while women who don't spend men's money have courage.

103. Men leave behind vicissitudes of life, while women leave behind old age. Vicissitudes are experiences, charms and temptations. Aging is helplessness, pain and ending.

104. Between men, it's worth it. Between women, this comparison is worthwhile.

105. At the crossroads of marriage, the most important thing for a woman is not to choose a suitable road, but to choose a harmless or least harmful road.

106. When women are not interested in men, they will convince themselves to find more advantages in each other. When men are not interested in you, they will never give in.

107. Women always prove men's love and pursue the feeling of being entrusted for life. Men are more concerned with sensory and rational decisions. Once the relationship between them is determined, they are too lazy to repeatedly verify the correctness of this relationship and are only satisfied with the sensory level.

108. Men can always make women they don't love give up and despair.

109. Many women who are difficult to marry are not really difficult to marry, but they can't cross a threshold set by themselves.

1 10. The reality is so cruel after all. Women can fight against fate, but they can't compete with time.

1 1 1. Women would rather share it with others in the most beautiful season than enjoy it alone in the lonely season.

1 12. Women are most afraid of getting married, otherwise they will live uncomfortable all their lives;

1 13. Men conquer the world and women manage men. There must be a steady woman behind a successful man. Women are men's best spiritual harbor.

20 truths about the relationship between men and women, so incisive.

20 truths about the relationship between men and women, so incisive.

Lead: You like a cool man, which means that there will be big problems in the future, and he will be too cool to care about you. We gambled on the happiness of our life with a certificate. How can we increase the odds of this bet? The following 20 sentences are for your reference. I hope I can help you.

1. If your parents don't care too much about the poor and love the rich, but stop you from falling in love with someone on the grounds of personality, then don't try your best to love him just to prove them wrong. You will find that you have suffered far more than you can imagine. When you harvest a little, the years have no regrets. You just proved that that man is much worse than they saw.

2. If a man borrows money from you when he is in contact, you are just a slot machine or a short-circuit vending machine with high winning rate in his eyes.

3. You like a cool man, which means there will be big problems in the future, and he will be too cool to care about you.

He should at least know what he wants to say, otherwise, if you always like a silent and strong man, it is easy to meet violent fanatics. Men who like silence but are not strong are prone to depression.

When you suddenly find a parking space on the roadside of the city, the man who wants you to get off at once and wait for him to stop around will not regard you as a treasure. God, it's really common for women to get off and occupy parking spaces; Be careful, he just uses you as a shield for many things.

6. Don't go shopping with men just because you are greedy for free porters.

7, don't continue to stimulate men in anger, they will be like aggressive reptiles. Even if everything you say is right, an angry and aggressive man won't think he is wrong.

8. If he has a sense of inferiority, even if you deliberately hide your Excellence, you can't improve his self-esteem.

9. If you say no, he still decides that you should try to understand, or pretend not to hear and continue to let his hand wander over you. Don't worry, he won't take your words as human words in the future.

10. The bad habits you asked for in the first three months of your relationship will usually remain unchanged in his life, unless he survives an air crash and changes his life from then on, or converts to Buddhism and becomes a person who has nothing to ask for. Like smoking ...

1 1. A woman who strives for freedom through marriage will always find that marriage makes her lose more freedom.

12, according to the survey, only less than 1% of women think it is a happy thing to use men's money completely (I think 1% of women fantasize that it must be very happy because they don't use it). You'd better plan to find a fishing rod early, and don't rush to find an ice embankment; Even if there are endless fish in the freezer, most of them are not fresh and delicious.

13. Never try to prove that you are more virtuous than your mother.

14, women can't do well because they can't talk about love; However, a man who can't do well is not in love.

15, don't tell him, even if he has another woman, you don't care as long as you don't come back with the baby. He will think he is an imperial envoy with a royal sword, and you will find that he actually thinks you are not joking.

16, if you are unhappy with him now, you will be even more unhappy when you get married; They were unhappy when they were alive, and more people were unhappy after having children.

17, you don't have to wait for the last straw, you should go, and you will thank yourself for your kindness and wisdom in the future.

18, unless you can train a cat to swim, or a cat can drive without wagging its tail, you must never think that you can 100% control your children. ...

19, if he says he doesn't deserve you, believe him immediately!

20. Don't marry a man who hates his mother!

Editor's note: If you are unhappy with him now, you will be even more unhappy after marriage. Don't tell him, even if he has another woman, you don't care as long as you don't come back with the baby. He will think he is an imperial envoy with a royal sword, and you will find that he actually thinks you are not joking.

On the personality of men and women, it's classic.

Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

Women are always afraid of men at ordinary times, and they don't like men when they go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.

When a woman tells a man that I know I am not beautiful, the man should never agree. When a man tells a woman that I am actually a failure, the woman is definitely against it.

A man who doesn't want property in divorce must be a bad man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

When a woman's unit sends a thousand dollars, she will tell the man that she sent a thousand dollars and tell her friends that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

The man who is most afraid of his wife in the family dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt to the street for the first time.

Men will never know why women want men to buy this and that. Because they know that if a man really wants to buy it, she will stop it. She will know how to save money for him, but she wants to see if he is really willing to spend money for himself.

Beautiful women like to praise other women's beautiful clothes, and rich men like to praise other men's high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.

Men are like peaches and women like eggs. Men are soft outside and hard inside, so they should eat slowly and bite slowly. Women have a hard shell and a soft heart, so be careful.

No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

Men have nothing to say when they are in pain, and women say everything when they are angry.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, and women often win men's sympathy with tears.

Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

Men look around in the street and call it cruel, while women look around in the road and call them bright eyes and good eyes.

When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend becomes his wife, and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.

A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.

If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the traffic police and the woman will stop the fight; If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man around her, and the traffic police will persuade her.

Men's biggest trouble is creditors, and women's biggest trouble is lovers.

The useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, and the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.

Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

Men like to buy books and stack shelves, and then women come to read these books.

Men and women quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman drives, she will slam on the brakes; If a person drives a car, he will slam on the accelerator.

Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.

No matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.