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What men say to women can't be trusted?
This sentence itself lied to you, adding to the crime, and the crime is unforgivable. Don't hesitate to give him a mouth at once.
The second sentence: I swear
When men hit a wall in front of women, when men are helpless, their last words are surprisingly similar. Swearing is just an excellent cover for men to deceive women's good nature. For men, taking an oath is as simple as putting a P.
The third sentence: Love you for ten thousand years.
P, the biggest P, you think women are turtles and have lived for ten thousand years!
I don't care about your appearance.
Women are like flowers and men are like butterflies. The more fragrant the flowers are, the more prosperous the butterflies are, the brighter the flowers are, and the crazier the butterflies are. Is it a truth that men don't care about women's looks for thousands of years? Have you ever heard of butterfly love grass?
The fifth sentence: You are the only one for me.
Women have policies, men have countermeasures, and women can't seem to bind men forever. A woman can tie a man's wallet, but not his belt. A woman can bind a man's feelings, but not his desires. When you find a man's "red flag does not fall, colorful flag flutters", you will understand that the only fairy tale is just a woman's scam woven by Qiong Yao.
The sixth sentence: I will definitely change it.
Don't be fooled by a man's charming appearance. In fact, when he got home, even if he just lowered his head in front of beautiful women, his bad habit of not taking a shower for three days and not washing clothes for five days would be revealed immediately. As the saying goes, a leopard cannot change his spots. If I want to believe that men can get rid of those bad habits in life, I would rather believe that dogs can get rid of them.
I don't care if you are a virgin.
Don't underestimate the charm of that film on men. Thousands of years of cultural imprisonment cannot be erased by the media simply calling for sexual liberation. Sexual liberation, after all, is cheap. It is still a man who tells, and it is still a woman who is injured and tears. If a man really doesn't care, unless he just regards you as a lover or a tool.
Eighth sentence: I promise you anything
When men are excited, they seem to forget that they are never omnipotent. They always put on the tone of God and blurt out I promise you anything without thinking. Perhaps, they don't know that God is not omnipotent. Let's ask: God created man and everything. Can God make a stone that he can't move? Therefore, when a woman hears this sentence, she can often hear the next sentence: I can promise you anything except this one thing!
Ninth sentence: I was wrong.
Women always think that men win again when they admit their mistakes, but everyone knows that this is just the beginning of another deception. It seems that women seldom admit their mistakes, but they always embellish them.
Sentence 10: I am willing to marry you.
Marriage is not a game of deflation, but a game of action. The more times you say it, the less likely you are to get married, which is basically inversely proportional.
Sentence 1 1: I quit. ...
Ten men, seven good cigarettes, eight good wines, nine lewd, and one good at everything. If you can really quit, who will spend those cigarettes, alcohol and girls?
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