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Composition of "Sleeping God"
In real life or work and study, everyone has written compositions, and they must be familiar with various types of compositions. Compositions can be divided into narrative essays, explanatory essays, practical essays, and argumentative essays according to different genres. So have you ever understood composition? The following is the composition of "Sleeping God" that I compiled for you. You are welcome to read it. I hope you will like it. Composition 1 of "The God of Sleep"
My deskmate is a pure man with good facial features! Everything about him is fine, but he has one bad habit - he is very sleepy and snores when he falls asleep, which bothers me very much.
At noon one day, after lunch, I took a short break and then took a nap. This is what I have been looking forward to all morning! But God just wasn't following me. My sleepy deskmate started to sleep before the nap bell rang.
Not long after ringing the nap bell, my sleepy deskmate was already fast asleep. I thought, now it's better, I can sleep peacefully. But after a while, he snored again: "Hu-wu; Huwu!" "Help!" I hurriedly pulled his sleeves: "Lower your voice?" But he couldn't hear it at all, still " Huwu——" I thought to myself that there was nothing I could do, he was the God of Sleep! Who can wake me up? "Huwu-huwu-"
One noon, I heard the sound of "huwu" at noon. I finally stayed up until the wake-up bell rang, and he was still "huwu". With. Seeing that class was about to begin again, I shook him awake, and he rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at me. So I complained to him, but he said: "Snoring is a physiological phenomenon, and there's nothing I can do about it!" I glared at him and said, "You are such a sleepy god!" He smiled and said, "You'd better tell me to sleep." Come on!"
Oh, my sleepy roommate, when will you stop your annoying snoring!
“Huwu——Huwu——Huwu——” Composition 2 of “Sleeping God”
I came to Teacher Lin’s house for tutoring and met a guy who was very good at sleeping. Classmates, we all call him the God of Sleep.
The God of Sleep, he has small eyes, is short and chubby, and wears loose cropped trousers. He really looks like a short winter melon.
As for his sleeping skills, I guess if he said he was the second best at sleeping, no one would dare to say he was the first. If he participates in a sleeping contest, he might get a good ranking.
When he came to Teacher Lin's house on the first day, he was listless, drowsy, yawning, and fell on the table. Teacher Lin talked for a few minutes, and he actually fell asleep taking Teacher Lin's words as a lullaby. Teacher Lin called him several times, but he still didn't respond. Teacher Li took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the sleeping god sleeping. The students were happy when they saw it. Sleep wakes up with laughter. He opened his hazy sleepy eyes and looked around with confusion on his face, as if asking: "What's going on?" When everyone saw it, they laughed even more. Teacher Lin asked him to wash his face to refresh himself.
The God of Sleep came the next day, and fell asleep again as usual. But he seemed to feel that it was wrong to sleep in class, so he used the index finger and thumb of his left hand to forcefully open his left eyelid, revealing his bloodshot eyes. But the good times didn't last long, and the god of sleep hung his head on the table again.
God of sleep, I advise you to go to bed early and get up early, so that you will be full of energy. Composition 3 of "The God of Sleep"
You may be surprised when you see my title, but that's okay, because my dad is indeed a God of Sleep.
My dad often doesn’t get up until after eight o’clock, but whenever my mother, the manager of our family, asks him, he usually replies: “Internationally, nine o’clock is the working time. Besides, sleeping a little longer is not harmful to the body." My mother and I thought it was right, so we let Dad sleep a little longer. But after a few hours, I thought: No, this dad snores every time he sleeps. Isn’t it tantamount to committing suicide slowly? I just wanted to wake my dad up and take a look. At this time, my father was already deeply asleep and couldn't bear to wake him up again.
One time, I woke my dad up and asked him to help me find something. He found something while he was half awake and half asleep. He didn’t know what it was, so he fell on the bed and fell asleep.
After that, I went to great lengths to wake my dad up, and I said to him: "Dad, are you Zhu Bajie?" After hearing this, my dad calmly helped himself out and said: "As far as I know, I am the reincarnation of a god, the incarnation of Zhu Bajie!" At this time, I slapped my head and shouted: "I'll do it!"
Everyone comes to judge, you say, Is my dad a veritable "god of sleep"? "The God of Sleep" Composition 4
My father is the "God of Sleep". Sleep god? As the name suggests, it means that he can sleep well, but my father is the God of Sleep. I'm not boasting too much, because my mother thinks so too. Why? Let me tell you quietly...
"After dinner, I'll play with my phone for a while and then go wash the dishes. I'll go right away. I won't lie to you." Listen! This was the prelude to my father’s irritation with my mother. "Yes, sir. I will definitely do it"... Dad started watching suspense dramas again, and every time he turned up the sound so loud that a wall in the middle could hear it.
"Snoring, snoring", listen, dad fell asleep again, this sound was heard by mom who was sweeping the floor. Mom strode towards dad, pointed at him with the broom and shouted: "Don't you want to wash the dishes?" "Why did you fall asleep again?"
"Ah!" Dad got up in panic and quickly went to wash the dishes. My sister and I were used to this.
Another time, my mother and sister and I came back from playing. My mother couldn’t find the key. My sister and I knocked on the door "dong dong dong" for five minutes, ten minutes...a little. There was no reaction. Later, our knocks on the door became louder and louder, deafening, but there was still no response at all. After a long time, my mother panted and got the spare key from my grandma's house. After opening the door and putting down the key, my mother angrily rushed to my father's room. My father was still sleeping peacefully on the bed, snoring non-stop. Mom slapped Dad on the leg, waking up the sleeping Dad. Dad sat up in confusion and said to us: "You are back! After playing for so long, are you hungry?" In fact, we are only in the community. I played there for about ten minutes!
Hey! My lovely "god of sleep" dad, how good you are at sleeping! Composition 5 of "The God of Sleep"
Dark eyes, dark skin, and short stature, combined together, become my younger brother - Chen Yujie. Speaking of him, that But even the Sleeping Arhat among the Eighteen Arhats can't compare to him, the God of Sleep. I have real evidence for this. If you don’t believe me, read on.
"Hey, sister, let's play hide-and-seek." "Yes, let's play hide-and-seek, sister Lulu, please." The little cousin and his brother sang together, and they seemed to want to play. Hide and seek, I had no choice but to agree. We started to hide and seek, and I came looking for him, but all my cousins ??were found, but my brother was not found. I thought to myself: Where did Chen Yujie hide? Why can't he be found? Humph, I won't believe it. If I If I can't find him, I will write the character "田" upside down from now on. I worked hard and searched many places, but still couldn't find it. I wanted to drink some water, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl, but the scene in front of me shocked me. Chen Yujie fell asleep lying on the ground, his little face was dark, and he scratched his face with his hands from time to time. His body was stretched out in all directions. When I saw this, I was petrified, really petrified. Later, my father carried him to the bed... Another time, I went to make up a class, and Chen Yujie insisted that I take him with me, but I didn't agree. When I came back from the make-up class, I found that Chen Yujie was missing, so I hurried to look for him. Finally, I found him, but he fell asleep at the top of the stairs. , with a few tears still stuck in the corners of his eyes. I still can't believe that he actually fell asleep in the stair class...
Oh, do you think his name as the god of sleep is worthy of his name? Composition 6 of "The God of Sleep"
For a "sleep master" who has a deep and undisclosed mind, a perfect vacation must start and end in a dream. I have already ascended to the first level. Third, vacations and sleep are far away from me, but as a "sleep master", I will definitely take back my precious sleep.
When I entered the third year of junior high school, my vacation was cut in half, and the time to catch up on sleep was also shortened by half. This vacation has been full of classes, and I am busy with regular life every day. Pause, when the holiday was halfway through, time also loosened its "claws" on me. I was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief after being squeezed by time. However, I had no choice but to face the saturated homework, and I could only "look at it and sigh" , until I survived the "bombing" of homework, I seemed to see the dawn of victory, ah! The past is past and nothing can stop me from catching up on my sleep! So happy! (Wait, I seem to have forgotten an important thing. I still have to get up early to exercise. No, I suffered 10,000 points of real damage)
Although, I have overcome all obstacles and reached this point, I am still very satisfied. , I began to enjoy my wonderful life, get up early every day to exercise, have breakfast, play, then study for a while, have lunch, and then the focus is on, I have been sleeping, sleeping, still sleeping, etc. After the dinner bell rang, I started to enjoy my delicious dinner. If you still ask me what to do next, then your insight and logical reasoning skills are a bit lacking. Do you even need to ask? Naturally, I fell on the bed and said "Huu~hu~"
If a pig is equal to eating and sleeping, then I am a pig who can exercise and learn. I feel that I have degraded to the lowest level. I have no love left in my life.
When a homebody spends more time in bed than on the floor, there is only one possibility: he is possessed by the God of Sleep! Composition 7 of "The God of Sleep"
Summer is a sleepy season. The hot sun and warm breeze make people yawn and fall asleep even while standing.
When getting a haircut in a barber shop, some boys think that a haircut is a kind of massage, which is very pleasant. Looking at his appearance, his eyes started to tremble, and he fell asleep all of a sudden. His body swayed, and he fell to the ground with a "plop". The barber was surprised and hurriedly caught him. The little boy suddenly woke up, his mind was in confusion, and he seemed to be thinking: Where am I? Didn't I sleep on the bed? Why on the ground?
Many children are sleepy, and barbershops, classrooms, and restaurants are their beds. In the classroom, the kindergarten children sit quietly on the bench, and the sun shines warm sunshine, making the children drowsy. I saw someone leaning on the bench, with his head raised and his body swaying, as if he was about to fall down. Suddenly he tilted and woke up immediately. He rolled his eyes and glanced at the teacher, as if he was thinking: The teacher probably didn't notice that I was sleeping, right? The classmates behind him looked at his embarrassment and laughed secretly.
Not only do children love to sleep, but adults also have sleep jokes! An uncle was sitting on the bus and dozed off. He slept very deeply, as if he was having a sweet dream. The bus suddenly braked and the uncle fell out hard. The aunt around him was startled and leaned to the right, with a panicked look on her face.
I have also made jokes while sleeping! Once, my mother sent me to a cram school at noon. The sun embraced me warmly, and the warm wind gently caressed me. I was drowsy and my eyes kept fighting. I was holding my mother, and I was swaying and almost falling. Fortunately, my mother caught me in time.
Summer is the season when the god of sleep comes, and it is also a sleepy season! Composition 8 of "The God of Sleep"
Haha! There will always be an unusual person in every class, and there is a person in our class who loves sleeping very much. I want to call him the "god of sleep."
The "god of sleep" in our class is The one behind me said that he is the god of sleep. There is a reason for that. He really loves sleeping and goes to bed early in the morning. Moreover, the Chinese teacher and I couldn’t see him. He just said that today, when he was in class in the morning, The teacher was talking up top, and he was sleeping down below. He slept so soundly that he didn't even know when the bell rang.
The key is the "god of sleep". He is still contagious when he sleeps. Those of us who are around him will also be infected by him. Hahaha... let him sleep, he won't wake up if you touch him.
One time in English class, he fell asleep. The teacher just wanted to take a picture of him and post it in the group so that everyone can see the "sleeping god" of our class. However, at the critical moment, the sleeping god of our class woke up. This is not fun.
According to his own words, he signed up for a painting class outside, but for some small reason, the teacher did not let him go. The reason was very ridiculous, just because they had four classes a day. But what about him? He has four classes, and he sleeps in three, hahaha... I have to say, he really loves sleeping. They say that a good man is never brave enough, but he really dares to speak out about this guy! Applause, applause!
Okay, that’s it for introducing the “Sleeping God” of our class. Goodbye! Composition 9 of "The God of Sleep"
In the eyes of others, I am a handsome and handsome guy, but people who know me well know a secret of mine - I love to feel sleepy and sleep. . Duke Zhou and I have been friends for many years. In addition to sleeping at night, I also spend time with him and have "afternoon tea" in the afternoon. Don’t believe it? , then take a look at my sleeping history!
At noon on a certain day in a certain year, Teacher Luo was giving a lecture with gusto, but the damn sleepy guy came to me, as if to say: "Gong Zhou has something to ask you for, go to sleep quickly. ..." So, my upper and lower eyelids became "enemies" and kept fighting. I opened my eyes hard and vaguely heard: "This question should be done like this: 3 times 8 equals 24, 24..." Only The sound became increasingly blurry, and I realized that something was not good, so I gritted my teeth, stamped my feet, and pinched my thigh severely. A sharp pain woke me up, so I continued to listen to the class.
I thought this would avoid drowsiness, but the drowsy bug came to my door again, haha, it seems that it has a soft spot for me! I suddenly felt dizzy. I wanted to use the trick just now, but this time I didn't even have the strength to pinch. At this time, I thought: sleep! Don’t be afraid even if the sky falls! "Hoo ho!".
"Damn pig, wake up!" My deskmate woke me up, and I said impatiently: "It's so annoying! Don't call me!" So, I fell asleep again... When I woke up, my deskmate said: "Quick! We have all finished today's homework!" "Huh?" I yelled, and I complained: "Why didn't you wake me up?" My deskmate said angrily: "Why didn't I wake you up? You haven't gotten up yet!" After saying that, I was stunned, and my deskmate said, "Why are you still standing there? Write quickly!" So, I started to write... p>
Haha, how is it? If I rank second when sleeping, then no one would dare to rank first! Ha ha! Composition 10 of "The God of Sleep"
"Huh-huh-" A sound of deep sleep breathing came into my ears.
No need to look for it, it must be the "god of sleep" behind me - Fatty Lan! I turned around and saw that the "god of sleep" in our class was sleeping soundly...
Before class, we had a lot of fun with "Sleep God", but the class bell rang at an inappropriate time. It just so happened that this class was a boring music class, which made us boys a little more sleepy. In class, the teacher spoke with gusto, but I didn’t understand even a single note.
Accompanied by the music, the upper eyelids of the "Sleeping God" sank like a stone.
There was only a "pop!" sound, and the "Sleep God" slipped in his dream, fell on the table, and then fell into his clothes and fell asleep.
The music teacher, who was good at observing words and emotions, felt something was wrong. After scanning for a few seconds, a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he rushed down to the podium and patted the "Sleeping God" awake from his deep sleep.
You must know that music teachers are much more cruel than Chinese teachers - they are just "copying music scores and serving them". But for the "Sleeping God", copying the music score was nothing. He finished it in a few minutes and continued to "sleep".
You know, it is not fun when the music teacher is angry - the music teacher opened the valve and screamed: "You! Stand up, I will ask you to sing "Little Doll" to me now!"
"The God of Sleep" was startled and stood up slowly, looking around, and stood there helplessly, not singing. Then, he sat down again and started copying the music score.
After class, the "Sleep God" woke up and started running wildly.
I wonder if he will continue to be the "Sleeping God" in the next class... "Sleeping God" Composition 11
In math class. "xx!" Teacher Ye used the Lion's Roar Kung Fu, and he stood up with a "scratch", but was silent to the teacher. "I went to be a thief at night! Stand" He stood upright and quickly bent down. The eyes were bent into a line, his head was supported by his hands, and his two index fingers were inserted into the shiny black hair. Then his head was sandwiched between his arms, and his eyelids were like a thick cloth covering his shining eyes. The mouth had been kissed on the math book with various graffiti, and the whole face was stuck to the book like a dog-skin plaster. I glanced at the teacher and pushed him with my hand. He immediately widened his eyes, straightened his back, and stared at Ye. The teacher pretended to be listening attentively. Teacher Ye waved his hand and he sat down immediately.
Okay! The weird sleeping position is still to come!
After a while, the head of the tablemate began to move bit by bit like a chicken pecking at rice. Every time he nodded, he would immediately look around as if being poked by a needle, as if someone with a sniper rifle was nearby and wanted to kill him. Immediately afterwards, he touched his face with the palm of his left hand, put his right hand on his knees, and poured some mortar on his body to show that it was Rodin's statue of the Thinker. Teacher Ye noticed that my deskmate was sleeping gorgeously, and yelled "xx!" "Alas!" He jumped up, and with my mouth prompts, he nervously answered the teacher's questions and quickly Sit down.
Every time he takes a math class, he must take a nap, as if it is his habit and he never tires of it.
The name of the God of Sleep is well-deserved! But as he sleeps like this, it is impossible to learn this lesson well! Composition 12 of "The God of Sleep"
Snoring - Snoring - -ah! Who is snoring! Everyone turned to look at the "Sleep God" of our class.
The Sleep God of our class is both a talkative and a naughty person. There are a lot of shortcomings, but the results are good and bad, haha! He is one of the four kings in our class, but he especially likes to sleep in class. I remember that on Tuesday this week, he had the last math class in the afternoon, and his old habit of being sleepy happened again. Mathematics teacher, although she is a female teacher, she has a sharp eye during class. The God of Sleep was lying on the desk, using his math book as a screen and his hand as a pillow. "Oh my god! He even put the pen in his mouth when he was sleeping!" He pouted his mouth as if he was enjoying it! I guess this kid is dreaming again! Oh haha! Tragic, tragic! Everyone looked at the sleeping god of our class and whispered to each other. At this time, many students knew about it, so they imitated the appearance of the God of Sleep and pointed fingers at the God of Sleep. Some students were still secretly laughing on the sidelines! The teacher found that many students were not paying attention to her lecture and stopped. She glanced around and found that some students were looking at the God of Sleep, and some were still laughing secretly! The teacher raised the glasses that were on the tip of his nose: "Chen Yang, did you steal cattle yesterday?" As soon as they heard this, everyone knew it and burst out laughing. He yelled once but got no response. The second time he was still indifferent. The third time someone next to him touched the god of sleep, and he suddenly woke up. The God of Sleep wiped the saliva on both sides and immediately took out the pen from his mouth. The students all looked at him and laughed. Of course the strict math teacher asked him to stand in the back as punishment!
This is truly the sleeping god of our class! Composition 13 of "The God of Sleep"
"Dingle bell!" The class was in class, but the teacher didn't come for a long time, saying he had something to do. After the students heard the news, the classroom exploded and boiled. Some of the students were playing around, some were talking, and some were eating snacks while watching the show...
Unintentionally, my eyes focused on Chai Jianming. He has a dark complexion and a pair of big, watery eyes. Coupled with his dirty hair and untidy clothes, his big eyes look like a refugee who escaped from Africa. He is about to fall asleep now! His eyelids kept rolling up, just like a fish rolling its eyes. But after turning over and over, he finally failed to overcome his sleepiness and closed his eyes. Slowly, his head shook. Gently, he rested his head on his arms. Just like that, he fell asleep peacefully.
There seemed to be a golden bell around him, isolating him from the noise in the classroom. Suddenly, the person in front of him shook his desk violently, breaking his dream and bringing him to reality. At that moment, he didn't seem to have recovered. He stretched and let out a long sigh. The students all turned their attention to Chai Jianming, and they knew that the "god of sleep" in our class was sleeping again. Everyone burst into laughter, and some people said: "Chai Jianming went to play mahjong with the gods in the sky last night."
The "Sleeping God" was really unscrupulous when the teacher was away, but he brought Our endless joy! "The God of Sleep" Composition 14
Oops! Speaking of the "god of sleep" in my class, everyone knows about it! What? If you want to see him, don't worry, I will take you to see the face of the "Sleeping God".
Look! We arrived at just the right time, he was fast asleep, so hurry up and get a close-up! His "eyelid war" is fierce! He also spread his fat face on the table, squinting his small eyes and opening his big mouth, "Snoring, snoring..." Look, he kept kicking his feet, as if he was dreaming that he was Bruce Lee. Haha... so funny!
By the way, he made a lot of jokes because he was too sleepy. It was the midterm exam, and everyone was answering questions nervously, but there was a sound of snoring in the unusually quiet classroom. Follow the sound. , this "god of sleep" is drooling and dreaming sweetly! The invigilator pushed him, and he rubbed his sleepy little eyes and smiled sheepishly. He picked up a pen and wrote "swish" on the test paper a few times. It seemed that he was still asleep.
But when the test paper was handed out, the teacher was furious. It turned out that the "Sleeping God" wrote a series of numbers on the test paper regardless of the situation: 12, 3... The average score of the class was lowered by him. There are many students who are dumb and eat Coptis chinensis - they cannot express their sufferings one by one, but "a situation is easy to change, but a nature is hard to change". The "sleep god" did not learn his lesson, fell asleep in class again, and was beaten severely by the teacher. He won the top ten boards, and the whole class laughed, and his face turned blue and white in embarrassment.
How is it? Our class’ “Sleep God” reputation is not deserved! "The God of Sleep" Composition 15
My deskmate is called Wang Ming. He has black hair, big eyes, and is as fat as a pig. He is very sleepy, and we all call him greedy. Sleep bugs.
Once, when we were in Chinese class, he fell asleep lying on the table. After a while, he made a "whirring" sound and drooled all over the book. I hurriedly called him: "Brother Ming, get up, the teacher is here!" He still didn't wake up. The teacher saw it and picked up the Chinese textbook to hit Wang Ming on the head. I pinched him, and he hit me with half-open sleepy eyes and said, "Don't disturb my sleep." The teacher slapped the Chinese textbook hard. It hit him on the head, and he jumped up and said, "Who hit me?" When he saw it, he was in the classroom. The teacher looked directly at him. He turned his head embarrassedly and sat down slowly. We laughed out loud. However, within two minutes, he started to fall asleep again. Dozing off in class was his favorite thing, and the teacher had nothing to do with him. Wang Ming! You ask me to tell you what you are good at. As your deskmate, I can't help you. Please wake up quickly and don't let the classroom fall asleep.
I think my deskmate is the most awesome sleeper in the world.
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