What are the funny poems adapted by Li Bai?

1. The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

2. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

4. Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I can't see the future work prospects. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

6. There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

7. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

8. My mouth is watering, and I have no money when I touch my pocket.

9. Purple smoke rises in the sunshine stove, and the distant mutton string hangs in front of you.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

Li Bai:

Li Bai will want to travel by boat,

Suddenly heard footsteps and songs on the shore.

Peach Blossom Lake is deep in thousands of feet,

It's shallower than Wang Lun's love for me.

Wang Lun returned Li Bai.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat.

I keep Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the edge of Taohuatan

If you don't pay the bill, you will have fun!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

Yesterday, the dragon boat held a grand banquet.

There is no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet.

Can I borrow some more tolls?

Wang Lun turned to:

I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster,

BMW Jeannie also exchanges money.

If you don't ask Sendan for help,

You came to me for charity?

Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:

The scenery of those days is gone forever,

Into the badlands runs around.

Since ancient times, poets have been fighting for money.

The hero was stumped by a penny. ?

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:

Man, poetry is like thunder,

The world is always at your feet.

Mo Dao is down and out,

A thin camel is bigger than a horse!

Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:

The thunder was loud, but it didn't rain.

Millennium drought on loess in Wan Li.

The East China Sea has been dry for a long time.

It is best to stay away from the water dragon king.

Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:

Knowing people's bad karma and *,

I was drunk all day in June.

I don't care if you talk like a lotus,

Be sure to return it today!

Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and was very angry.

Brothels hand in hand in pairs,

The light stayed on until dawn.

It's always my treat,

Where can I see Wang Lun's half penny?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw that Li Bai was dead.

It's too white and immoral,

I eat, I live, I go to the theater,

When the ass is patted and the legs are lifted,

Three meals in Wang Lun are unsustainable!