The case of confused officials

Narrator: At the end of the Song Dynasty, after Song was sentenced to death, corruption began to sprout again, and hidden rules of behind-the-scenes operation were common. No, official positions are being sold here.

The first act of spending money to buy an official

A: Take a look, take a look! You can buy official positions in outang county. County magistrate 500 60 days, master 300 60 days, arrest 200 60 days. It's sold out! The stalls are closed! With the official position, the waist is not sour, the legs are not painful, and you can eat whatever you like! Please look at the one next to me. Let's listen to his feelings after he became an official.

B: Before I took 220 yuan as a catcher, I walked like this (idiot walked ~ ~ ~), (confused god came), and after I became a catcher, I walked like this (jump ~ ~ ~).

Confused God: Ah ~ ~ ~ Buy ~ ~ county magistrate! ! ! ! ! (takes out a bag of money)

A: Hey, there is only one county magistrate left, Grandpa. Take the printed matter and go. You can go to court tomorrow to rehabilitate the people! ! !

Confused God: Ouch ............................................

Ouch, ouch (Phoenix Legend's music)

Confused God: Wrong, little … Lord Shinben … cut off your head! Oh ... My Lady Gaga!

A: My Lord, all my positions are sold out today. May I leave?

Confused God: Yes! When you step down ~ ~ I should go to the government and get ready to go! (intoxicated ~ ready to step down)

A and B: Cha!

A: You really think of yourself as a county magistrate. Look what he will become in two months! (speaking off the stage)

B: it's vomit, it's vomit ~

Confused God: Yes ... the county magistrate should go like this (official step ~ ~) (end)

Act II Chaotic Case Resolution

Next: the music "Bao Qingtian"

Confused God: Ascending to the Church

A and B: Mighty ~ ~ ~

Confused God: Why only you two?

A: Back to the adults, those people heard that the adults were county magistrates and took the initiative to resign and return to China. ...

Confused God: They ... really know that my avatar doesn't care about ignorance. My idol, Feng Gong, said: Be calm in 20 1 1 year.

Confused God: It's just ... I thought it was a trial. No prisoners?

B: the prisoner brought it ~

Confused God: Who is in the hall? Why don't you kneel when you see this official?

A: Your honor, this man is slow and disrespectful to you. Why don't you drag him down and behead him?

Confused god: full of nonsense, am I a confused official? We should be patient ~ love more ~ ~

Meihua: My Lord (loudly), my daughter Meihua has met an adult! Adults should make decisions for civilians!

Your honor, this woman has frightened your honor. Why don't you drag her down and behead her?

Confused god: full of nonsense, am I a confused official? We should serve others with virtue! Plum blossom, if you have any grievances, just say so! My Lord, I will handle it fairly.

Meihuahua: My Lord, my family lives on a hillside. I eat and drink at home. I earned a car by working, and I lived happily. However, half a year later, I opened a chemical plant, and the economy just improved, and I added another kang to my home. I don't know who the dog is, spreading rumors that I am a traitor, and the chemical plant will explode. That's a rumor, a rumor!

Confused God: What a good dog! Somebody please. Hurry up ~

(b hurry to step down)

A: Have a drink, my Lord. Don't be angry.

Your honor, why don't you drag it down and behead it?

Confused god: full of nonsense, when will your dog spit out ivory! Love the people like children!

Meihuahua: Your honor, it was, and it was Song's sentence! Not only my daughter, but also what reward?

Confused God: Hmm! Adults serve others with virtue and love others like children. What kind of money do you want? If I have to give it, my mobile phone will be shut down soon. Can you charge me the phone bill?

Meihuahua: Adult, both men and women have been punished, not to mention five or five dollars ~ ~ ~ By the way, I wonder if adults are still single?

Confused God: Huh? I'm Dan ...

A: My Lord, this woman doesn't want to pay the phone bill for adults. Why didn't she succeed?

Confused god: clap your mouth! Huahua, my Lord, I am single.

Meihuahua: If adults can help me turn over a new leaf, I am willing to spend my life with them.

Your honor, this lady is very attractive. Your honor can't be fooled. You might as well drag her down and behead her!

Meihuahua: Your honor, this tout has provoked us many times. Excuse me, is tout gay?

A: Your honor, this man has no respect for your subordinates. Why don't you drag him down and behead him?

Confused God: Silence! The court is not a food market, it's noisy like something! Retrial tomorrow, Huahua, if you offend my subordinates, you will be punished, and playing the piano in the back garden at three in the middle of the night will be punished!

A: My Lord, I will be punished, too!

Confused God: What did you punish?

A: I went to the back garden to fall in love at three in the middle of the night!

Confused god: bold, can only let go! Quit the court!

Act III Interrogating Li Long's Eggs

Confused God: Ascend to the Hall!

A and B: Mighty ~

B: That's the wanted man you arrested yesterday!

Confused god: I don't kneel when I see this adult, but I sit in a chair and drag it down and behead it!

A: Your honor, you should care about people's livelihood, and you can't cut it!

Li Longdan: Li Longdan, here you are, pour it for you. I'll sit down and go!

Confused God: You are such a big shelf, you are ahead of me, so drag it down and behead it!

A: Your honor, we must pay attention to the image and not cut it!

Li Longdan: Do you know who my father is? Sit down! My father is Li Gang, and Li is Li Gang's Li, just Kong Gang.

Confused God: Li Gang? No, my dad is still King Kong! Pull it down and cut!

A: Your honor, Li Gang is the president of the procuratorate! Directly under your jurisdiction! I can't cut it!

Confused God: You didn't tell me earlier. I just said let the chef cook boiled chicken! Chop it, chop it, chop it as much as possible! Catch the prisoner, plum blossom!

Meihuahua: My Lord, don't forget our agreement!

Li Longdan: My Lord, do you want a promotion?

Meihuahua: My Lord, you are the parents who feed and clothe people with virtue!

Li Longdan: My Lord, promotion and wealth ~

Meihuahua: My Lord, you think it's a little cheaper when the official is big and the power is big. They all know the law and break the law, so add one more crime!

Li Longdan: My Lord, are women afraid of being rich?

Meihuahua: My Lord, if I can find out the truth, I will marry an adult at once!

Confused God: Do you know what you are playing? It's all hidden rules, my Lord. I serve people with virtue! But is your father really the director of the procuratorate?

Li Longdan: Who wants to pretend to be someone else's son!

A: I have, Dad ~

Li Longdan: Money talks! Ha ha laugh

Meihuahua: My Lord! Save my daughter ~ ~ ~ My daughter is willing to be a cow and a horse!

A: Your honor, this woman is a human being and must pretend to be an animal. Why don't you drag her down and behead her?

(b The phone is ringing,,)

Confused god: full of nonsense! Cut or not? How uneasy! ! !

B: Your honor, we have an idea. Let's celebrate with a song "uneasy"

(ah? Ah, how much ...)

Confused God: Ah, what! Tell me what happened.

B: Your Honor, on the phone just now, that father Li Long Dan was arrested for his own diary!

A: What? Diary?

He recorded his bribery in the notebook of the computer! The man who repaired Edison Chen's computer has recovered.

Li Longdan: Are you kidding? How could my father do such a stupid thing ~ My father is a man with developed limbs and brains ... not a man with developed brains and complicated limbs. You don't say! I don't believe it!

(Dragon egg answers the phone, "Dragon egg, you run away quickly, dad is caught ...")

A: Your honor, this man spread rumors, bullied the people, bullied women, and pretended to be my father, your honor. I strongly suggest dragging him down and beheading him!

Confused God: No ~ Tie it up, and then …

Cut him off?

Confused God: How to cut it? Give it to the director of the procuratorate now, and our official will be by going up one flight of stairs. Ha ha laugh

A and B: Adults are indeed adults.

Confused God: Meihuahua is acquitted ~ Li Longdan, I arrest you in the name of my DaSong! Quit the court!

Narrator: A few years later, a confused fairy hit someone in a carriage in Outang County, causing the whole county to fly like a dog and the people to suffer. He left a sentence: everything is a cloud, and my father is a confused god!

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