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Tell me about women who don't deserve to get married.

1. I had a sweet dream last night. I went back to him and he came back to marry me. My family actually likes him very much.

2, people's pressure, most of them blindly follow the trend, no matter how big the shoes are, they are not suitable, so they will leave after wearing them. Feng said that you have to have money to have face, so you worry about not having enough wealth all day and forget to taste life; You have to have a house to get married happily, so look at people first and forget to make love fruitful. In fact, the wind just bowed its head and hurried forward, not responsible for whether you and I are really happy. Only a wise man can read himself and live the life he wants.

3. Because I am single, because I am fine now, because I don't understand why I need someone to worry about myself more, because I actually like women ... so I won't get married.

4. Sha Qianmo, the ideal lover who has satisfied many girls' daydreams, may not be suitable for marriage. He can kill all the people in the world for a small bone, but the years are so long. When life kills love, what do you do to protect yourself from harm to the greatest extent?

Yesterday, my wife packed my things for Tibet and muttered, "Who will do your laundry when I arrive?" . It suddenly occurred to me that I have been married for more than ten years, and I have never touched washing powder again. I can't even use the washing machine at home. My mouth was holding back, "How hard can it be to wash clothes?" My heart has already burst into tears.

6. Our marriage has nothing to do with age, without parents' orders and superior conditions. We only got married because we have love. We believe in love and believe in love, so we will not reconcile.

7. Ignore the first 37 appointments, and just observe without making a decision. Starting from the 38th date, once you meet the "best so far", you just choose, get married and stop dating. Using this strategy, there is a close to 40% chance to choose the best one; There is almost a 70% chance to choose the best or second best. This also explains why the success rate of first love is a very small probability event.

8. I can't sleep at night and have nothing on my mind. I'm just scared. I'm lonely. Just tell the old lady, and the old lady said to find someone quickly, saying that I always couldn't sleep when I thought about you before you got married. I feel that I still worry her, unfilial, but I really can't wait.

9, no emotional foundation, pregnant with children, married, the man himself is largely to complete the reproductive task, he can do his duty, if you still ask the man to catch up in various ways, Halloween, Christmas, Tanabata's wishes are purely whimsical. That's your yearning for marriage, but it doesn't mean that others have the obligation to provide for your old age.

10, it is better to fall in love or get married. As for the requirements for the other half, everyone is different. Two people together are not only for money and power, but more importantly, they have feelings and feelings. Two people will work harder together. Of course, personality is particularly critical.

1 1, I remember when one of my sisters got married, my grandfather actually cried, crying like a child. At that time, my grandfather had long since recognized anyone and lamented the power of the family. ...

12, we met the MC when we got married again. Time flies, and it's really not easy to think about all kinds of situations before marriage. At the moment, the baby is fluttering in my stomach. I hope you are a happy, strong and upright child. Dad and I will try our best to give you a warm and happy home.

13, I am afraid that a girl who refuses to fall in love and get married at my age is probably living with an impossible person in her heart.

14, the boss of the company interviewed today asked me if I was married? When I said no, I looked at the dead woman and smiled. Go to hell, explode. Fuck you.

15, I fantasized that you were not standing on the stage more than once. Will be a gentle senior, or a boyfriend's brother next door. Go to school by bike every day, and have a bright smile every day. I will frown before the exam and sweat profusely on the basketball court. Be admitted to an ideal university and have an ideal job. Meet the girl you like, then fall in love, get married and have children.

There is an impossible person in my heart about the sad mood of not letting go of one person.

There is an impossible person in my heart about the sad mood of not letting go of one person.

1. I know it is impossible, and I will tell myself that I have forgotten it many times every day, but I will still be shocked when I hear your name, and I will still want to be close to you.

I'm not waiting for you to like me, I'm waiting for me to dislike you.

I just heard that you have a girlfriend recently. First of all, I want to bless you. Then, I am still very sad. My friend sent me a screenshot of your space. I can see you should like her very much. Long time no see, but you seem to be getting better and better. You have become more handsome and your style of dressing has changed. You have been moving forward, and I am still standing still.

I want to see you. You choose forests, deserts, lakes, grasslands and misty seas in the morning. Stop dreaming.

I just feel that I have no ability to love, and even if I am with others in the future, I will have his shadow.

6. One second ~ I told myself in my heart that I would never pay attention to him again, and I would never pay attention to him again. The next second, when I see something I like, the first thing I want to share is him ~

7. Just like when you send him a message and he doesn't answer for a while, you will always look at your mobile phone and wonder what he will answer. How can I answer him? In short, you have made up a hundred plays in your mind, and finally you want to fall asleep. When you wake up the next day, you will be very upset, but you will still want to send him a message after you are upset.

8. It's been almost three years since we broke up. Last night, her friend sent me her wedding photo. I recognized her at a glance, but in front of her friends, I covered up my teasing. She has changed so much that I don't recognize her. With a sigh, I forgot her in a hurry and fell asleep, but I fooled others, but I couldn't fool myself. In my dream, I dreamed that she had nothing but a smile, and cried bitterly for the first time in my dream.

9. I want to tell him that you are really going to lose a girl who really likes you for a long time this time.

10. liking you for 538 days will make me want to cry, but I have decided not to insist on continuing to like you.

1 1. I said I wouldn't chat with you again, but I'll call you back when I hear from you.

12. You have changed your mobile phone number. Oh, you've been starting over for a long time, and I'm still here. I'm not waiting for you, I'm just waiting for myself to stop needing you.

13. It's good. I can finally have a hard time. I will not love you easily, and my feelings for you will gradually fade.

14. But I know in my dream that you don't like me at all.

15. You are not qualified to take a step back.

16. It seems that she has been giving up and waiting for her.

17. Can't resist not disturbing or refusing to respond.

18. Actually, no one said that I can't live without you.

19. If I can start over, I want to see you again, but I don't want to know you again.

20. If I hadn't met you, I could have endured those loneliness.

2 1. Obviously nothing happened from beginning to end. What keeps me in mind!

If you can't let go of someone, talk about your inner discomfort. There is an impossible person living in your heart. Tell me about it.

1. I know it is impossible, and I will tell myself that I have forgotten it many times every day, but I will still be shocked when I hear your name, and I will still want to be close to you.

I'm not waiting for you to like me, I'm waiting for me to dislike you.

I just heard that you have a girlfriend recently. First of all, I want to bless you. Then, I am still very sad. My friend sent me a screenshot of your space. I can see you should like her very much. Long time no see, but you seem to be getting better and better. You have become more handsome and your style of dressing has changed. You have been moving forward, and I am still standing still.

I want to see you. You choose forests, deserts, lakes, grasslands and misty seas in the morning. Stop dreaming.

I just feel that I have no ability to love, and even if I am with others in the future, I will have his shadow.

6. One second ~ I told myself in my heart that I would never pay attention to him again, and I would never pay attention to him again. The next second, when I see something I like, the first thing I want to share is him ~

7. Just like when you send him a message and he doesn't answer for a while, you will always look at your mobile phone and wonder what he will answer. How can I answer him? In short, you have made up a hundred plays in your mind, and finally you want to fall asleep. When you wake up the next day, you will be very upset, but you will still want to send him a message after you are upset.

8. It's been almost three years since we broke up. Last night, her friend sent me her wedding photo. I recognized her at a glance, but in front of her friends, I covered up my teasing. She has changed so much that I don't recognize her. With a sigh, I forgot her in a hurry and fell asleep, but I fooled others, but I couldn't fool myself. In my dream, I dreamed that she had nothing but a smile, and cried bitterly for the first time in my dream.

9. I want to tell him that you are really going to lose a girl who really likes you for a long time this time.

10. liking you for 538 days will make me want to cry, but I have decided not to insist on continuing to like you.

1 1. I said I wouldn't chat with you again, but I'll call you back when I hear from you.

12. You have changed your mobile phone number. Oh, you've been starting over for a long time, and I'm still here. I'm not waiting for you, I'm just waiting for myself to stop needing you.

13. It's good. I can finally have a hard time. I will not love you easily, and my feelings for you will gradually fade.

14. But I know in my dream that you don't like me at all.

15. You are not qualified to take a step back.

16. It seems that she has been giving up and waiting for her.

17. Can't resist not disturbing or refusing to respond.

18. Actually, no one said that I can't live without you.

19. If I can start over, I want to see you again, but I don't want to know you again.

20. If I hadn't met you, I could have endured those loneliness.

2 1. Obviously nothing happened from beginning to end. What keeps me in mind!

22. The night you cried the worst, you must have grown a lot!

It's okay. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

24. The ship left and Jianghai spent the rest of his life.

25. Someone asked me if there was anyone I liked. Instinctively replied: "No. But I remembered your face. "

You just don't know what she was doing when she was alive.

27. I've been giving up and I can't let go.

Everyone who dare not love has an impossible person hidden in his heart.

I have a good wish for many years: I am good to everyone and I hope everyone will be good to me.

Second, everyone who dare not love has an impossible person hidden in his heart.

Third, the book says that the deeper you love someone, the more vague he looks in your heart.

Fourth, there must be huge wounds if you can say a lot about healing people.

5. Goals and beliefs give people lasting motivation and are people's spiritual pillars.

6. You wrote hundreds of Weibo, friends circle or diary, and some of them were written for special people.

Those who know me think I am quiet, those who know me think I am crazy, and only those who know me know that I am actually very sad.

Eight, living at home, challenging love and patience, not challenging lovers; Seeking survival outside, challenging wisdom and determination, not challenging norms; Have morality, challenge unscrupulous greed, and do not challenge the bottom line; Resolve contradictions, challenge communication and understanding, and not challenge each other; Pursuing freedom, challenging literacy and sentiment, not challenging dignity; Doing nothing, challenging hobbies, not challenging life.

He had a good life after that, but he didn't remember you.

Ten, life goals are easy to achieve, but if you don't take action, it may not even be possible.

If there are good apples and bad apples, you should eat the good ones first and throw away the bad ones. If you eat the bad first, the good will go bad, you will never eat the good, and so will life.

Twelve, the height of this kind of thing, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to ask.

Thirteen, don't say forever when you are together, and don't say it once after breaking up.

Fourteen, when I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

Fifteen, we agreed never to let go of each other's hands, but reality has said that love alone is not enough!

Sixteen, in fact, it is quite simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

Seventeen, can you look back at me? I can also be the right person.

Eighteen, if a person misses you very much, but does not appear in front of you immediately, then his missing is just talk.

Nineteen, people who really care, hate others to be good to you, and are afraid that you will be better to others than to him.

Twenty, the greatest respect for a person is: quietly listen to him blow all the cow force.

Twenty-one, what can't be said is called worry; People who can't stay are called stories.

22. People who are loved are children who don't grow up, and people who lack love are always precocious.

Twenty-three, regardless of whether the future is black and blue, we must roll up our sleeves and bring strength and courage to rush.

Twenty-four, who said that what he said angrily was angry, maybe it was the truth that he dared not say at ordinary times.

Twenty-five or ten years ago, he asked her, teacher, can I love you? She smiled, silly child. Ten years after you were a child, he grew up and got married. She gave a bunch of gifts.

26. The saddest thing in love is probably that the other person has decided to break up with you, but you haven't figured out the reason yet, but you are still planning the next step for two people.

Twenty-seven, missing is like that poison. The more you try to suppress it, the more painful it becomes.

Twenty-eight, the sky is falling, there is a tall man to help you carry it, but can you guarantee that when the sky is falling, the tall man will not bend over? After that, you're on your own!

Twenty-nine, all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.