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The highest level of bragging quotation

The highest quotations of bragging are as follows:

1, on the way of bragging, I gradually became arrogant.

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

The beauty of the first ray of sunshine in the morning is less than half of your smile.

4. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good.

If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

If it weren't for you, I would never understand the true meaning of bragging B.

7. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

10. History is false except for people's names. This novel is true, but the name of the person is false.