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Compendium of Materia Medica, hidden in the fruit of Dream of Plants (33). hawthorn
Hawthorn, also known as red melon seeds, mouse hawthorn, monkey hawthorn, hairy hawthorn, sheep returning ball, sugar Qiu Zi and mountain fruit.
Acid is an unforgettable taste. When the tip of the tongue is gently touched, the feeling of tension and excitement flows to the root of the tongue. Compared with the sour taste of lemon, the sour taste of hawthorn is a little sweeter.
Materia Medica is about the fruit department, and the fruits of the four seasons are like the seasoning of life, which makes people feel happy. Hawthorn is wrapped in rock sugar and strung with bamboo sticks to become candied haws. The transmission of sweet and sour taste has a long history.
The fruit is still fragrant, and the fruit in the mountains is the story of Cuiyun Mountain.
After eight days of grazing, the cow was rewarded with a skull by the master.
Tell me about yourself. You are an adult, you can't forget to eat grass. Also, put away the two horns on your head, what a scandal!
After chewing the grass in his mouth, this little monster named Niu Batian stood up, and the shiny horns just reached the owner's beard.
Master, I don't eat people. I want to be the greatest monster in the world.
The old man kicked his ass. Go and prepare the banquet. People from Qinhuangdao will come soon.
When the calf heard that the Virgin of Charity was coming, his eyes sparkled. Notre Dame Cihang has an apprentice named rogue, who is regarded as his senior sister by seniority.
People from Cihang Island will sit with Master for three years and have a chat. It's less than a hundred years since Niu became an adult in eight days, but he has seen Luo Cha many times.
When the clouds fall, the people of Ciqu fall to the mountain gate.
Master Jianli, Niu Ba bent down to look for the shadow of Luo Cha.
Mavericks, Luo Cha made a wink, cattle bully day knowing.
The masters preached that Niu Er and the rogue came to the cliff behind Cuiyun Mountain.
Waterfalls fly by the cliff and colorful birds fly away.
Come on, sister, what did you bring to eat this time?
Niu Er's master practiced Taoism in the Qing Dynasty and ate the aura of heaven and earth. Therefore, cattle are not allowed to dominate the whole world, even if they eat grass, they will be beaten. Luo Cha thinks Niu Er is honest and pitiful. He secretly brought him some snacks every three years, which made him greedy for materials in this area.
Luo Cha took out his treasure bag and gave Niuer a handful of dates.
This is an old jujube. This one will last you three years.
That's very kind of you, Luo Cha. The calf looked at Luo Cha and stuffed some dates into his mouth.
Oh, my God, you are a slut. This jujube has magical power and can't be eaten like this.
You don't know, cows have four stomachs.
You can't have four stomachs. You've been doing it for years.
As soon as the words sound just fell, Xiao Niu Ba only felt that his stomach was swollen, but he still endured it. Well, I won't be defeated by a few small dates.
Luo Cha looked at his profuse sweating, both angry and funny.
It is a stubborn cow. It's just uncomfortable I'm leaving.
Three years have passed, and the cow has been bloated for eight days, and so has the monster. His master knocked him on the head.
Three years later, Luo Cha came again. She told Niu that she would not come for eight days. There was chaos in the world, and master asked her to contribute to the fairy war.
Luo Cha gave Niu three fruits for eight days before he left, telling him to digest the dust left by his last date.
What kind of fruit is this?
I don't have a name. My Xiaotian mouse found it in the mountains, and it also ate too many dates. I think it eats this like you, and it's sticky. Just call it hawthorn.
The rogue flew away, and the cow ate a fruit for eight days, and its teeth fell out.
Luo Cha never came again. Niu Batian left a hawthorn and planted it on Cui Yun Mountain.
The calf's medicine has worn off, and Luo Cha has been gone for 300 years. The chaos in heaven has reached the last moment, and cattle people dominate the sky.
When he left, the master gave him a banana fan to keep.
A Niu Mowang appeared on the battlefield, and the rebellion was flattened under the iron bars. A familiar figure appeared in front of him during the God War that day.
Rogue.
During the decisive battle, the other side laid a large array of skyfire, and Niu Er suffered numerous casualties. He remembers the master saying that the banana fan can put out all the fires in the world.
The fire array is broken, the fire is still there, and there are countless casualties without the banana fan. Niu Mowang has also become the target of siege, and no one can be extinguished when the sky fire goes out.
Niu Mowang was ambushed and seriously injured. Rogge came to save him. Give me the fan. If you have it, it will kill you.
Niu Mo didn't want the rogue to take risks, but the rogue took the fan.
The number of people besieging Niu Mowang began to decrease, and women in Luo Cha tried their best to use banana fans.
But outnumbered, Rogge was ambushed. Blood dyed the fan red, and also dyed Niu Mo's eyes red.
The white bull's head is in the sky, breaking the courage of ten thousand people.
Kill everyone, just to save his sister who brought him snacks when he was a child. ......
How good life is. He said he would love me for life. Princess Tiefan recalled the past and married her after the Bull War.
On the table is a hawthorn, which is from an old cow, but sour.
Now that the banana fan has been borrowed by the Monkey King, Hong Haier has become a Fuwa, while the ungrateful old cow has disappeared.
Rogue crying, thousands of miles away, looking at the dead jade fox, the old cow sighed and shouldn't let Luo Cha down.
The old cow walked around the world and saw people strung hawthorn into gourds. He had a brainwave and flew to the hawthorn tree in Cuiyun Mountain. Stupid cow strung a bunch of hawthorn like a man. He didn't dare to knock at the door, so he ate a candied gourd, which was sour. ......
Don't be ungrateful when telling the story of the old cow.
Hawthorn, sour, cold and nontoxic. Meat, hernia, blood under intestinal wind and acne rash are all difficult to treat.
It's warmer in the machine and the hawthorn is cooler.
In the previous chapter, the fruit department. Cherry? The next fruit department. lychee
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