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An angry word that calls names but doesn't call names.
1, no one can see a day without reading; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
2. If being beautiful is a mistake, then I am all wet. If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!
The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
4. Always be young, always be act young, never be grateful, and always shed tears.
5. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
6. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.
7. Don't cry at my grave, it will stain my path of reincarnation.
8. Top secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and incompetent young people. You should pack your things and go out to take refuge at once. Don't thank me. Let's go! Be safe!
Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!
10, in the workplace, I should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.
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