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What are your experiences of being beaten? Can you tell me? !

1, lost things:

When I was a child, I fed pigs at home, and my mother asked me to weed pigs. Every time I lose my machete. Until the third time, my mother gave me a good beating, and sure enough, I never lost anything after that.

2. Cows are also beaten:

Once I was herding cattle, so I couldn't bear the loneliness and went to play. When I came back, I found that cows had ruined other people's cornfields, and then this incident ended with my family losing ten dollars. Finally, I was beaten!

3. playing truant:

When I was a child, I didn't want to go to school. I didn't know where I learned it at that time. Go to school normally in the morning, go up the mountain halfway, and go home slowly after school. Once, because I came home too early, I was suspected by my mother, and then she took me to school to ask the teacher. ...............................................................................................................................................

4, with younger brother was beaten:

After having a younger brother, my mother will do farm work, and I will take care of my younger brother (I was 7 years old at that time). Once, in order to welcome my mother home, I went out with my barefoot brother (in winter) ... and then I was beaten.

5. Stealing eggs:

Stealing eggs from the henhouse and knocking a hole are the same as drinking drinks; Because the aftermath was not done well, my mother found out ... this was another fat beating.

6. Stealing money from home:

I was at school, delicious, and stole money from home. Go to buy snacks and find yourself naturally fat!

7, bedwetting:

This is the last thing I want to mention. I still wet the bed when I was in primary school. I dream that I am in the toilet every time, and then … I find it is a dream after urinating. I stayed up all night, waiting for my mother to slap me in the morning. My mother also said that I peed several quilts at home.

8, long lice:

When I was a child, my hair was very long. I got lice after sleeping with a little sister. Since then, my brain has been their hotbed. My mother is angry and annoyed. She treated it with pesticides and combed it with a comb. The key is that I didn't cooperate, and I was honest when I was beaten in the end.

9, cut bangs:

I have envied my neighbor's little sister's bangs for a long time, and one day I finally couldn't help it. However, the gap between imagination and reality is too big. When my mother saw it, she couldn't help beating me up again.

10, fell into the dunghill:

In the past, pumpkin and cucumber were planted by pinching dung balls (pig manure+human manure+mud) and raising seedlings. At that time, I was playing alone and accidentally fell on the dung ball. The round dung ball was squashed by me, and my mother said, come on, half a day's work was in vain. Next is the knocking time. ...

I hope I can help you. Good luck.