Tell those cold jokes that are suitable for the weekend.

1, when will the salary arrive, ask for wine. I wonder what the bonus will be after hard work this month. Tearing up the calendar, counting the days, looking forward to it, looking forward to it, is the hardest thing.

Many people want to live forever, but they don't know how to spend a boring weekend.

3. Stretch the locked brows a little, relax the tight cheeks a little. When the weekend comes, let the depressed emotions be released, let the upset mood disperse, let the happiness linger, and let the relaxation accompany.

4. What is the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? You changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

If I get rich overnight, I will never wake up.

6. Tired as a pug at work and running like a rabbit after work. When I go to work, my tired tongue sticks out all the time, and when I get off work, I push forward. If you want to ask what the reason is, it is a disaster at work!

7. I'm only a teenager. Love can be delayed, but takeout can't.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the wind.

9. I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse before. After meeting you, I realized that I can't have you.

10, the afternoon sunshine is just right, and reading and listening to old songs on the soft sofa at weekends is also a kind.