Interesting talk about narcissism

1. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

2, such a big wind, it is not convenient to go out, I am so cute, accidentally blown into the arms of others, others will not return.

Some people say I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

4. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

6. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

7. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

8. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"

9. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

10, people are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

1 1. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

12, I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

13, the word my teacher asked me to explain when I was a child: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

14. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

15, there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming: one is like me, and the other is like me.

16, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

17, there is no fate between us, it depends on my face value.

18, every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

19. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

20. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown? I told her there were none, and pretty girls usually chased me.

2 1. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

23. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

24. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

25. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

27. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long. ;