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What's there to hear?

1. I only know how to comfort others, but I ignore myself. I turned around and realized that I was scarred.

Will you let Xiansen stay with her? My leader loves you very much.

Love is like fine sand between your fingers, but you can't keep it.

4. Oriental girls will always be in my heart, which is enough.

Even if mistress appears, fight her to the end and don't look down on others.

6. Classmates are used to blackmail, friends are used to sell, and teachers are used to cheat.

7. If you laugh for ten years, laugh twice and you die directly.

8. For every festival, I want to say: I want to borrow it from heaven for another 500 years!

9. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

10. Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

1 1. What is the flow of people? -In the vast sea of people, I met a rogue.

12. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

13. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

14. I have the heart to lose weight, but I can't help having a mouth to eat.

15. Hey, blame me, I saw you forgot to bring your glasses! I regret it.

16. Xiao er, have a cup of loneliness. I'm sorry! Guest, there are only empty rooms left in our shop.

17. "Night-gave me a pair of eyes, but I used them to turn my eyes.

18. What is the palpable pain? I was hungry, but when I touched my stomach, it was all meat.

19. The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, birds say, get up early, you are sick, get up so early ~

20. When I have a daughter, I will be called beautiful, and others will call me beautiful mother when they see me.

2 1. mortals are always reluctant to give up, whether they have loved or hated, but they have turned their backs and their dreams have become a thing of the past. When he wrote a series, he wrote a thousand years of loneliness.

22. What kind of dialogue will the person I meet have with the person I am waiting for, and how far is he in the future?

23. I swam along the snowy road. Why do I cry for beautiful things? Who can take Mount Fuji for himself with love?

24. One person's insomnia, one person's space, one person's memory and two people's pictures.

You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I will give you a hug.

26. Hating too much is fruitless, bringing up the past is torture, and being hurt by me is hurting you. At first, the efforts were bumpy, and all should not be better.

27. The promise being brewed has a shelf life of several years.

28. The right and wrong are entangled in the heart, and the wall is sneaky. You are stubborn and persistent, and you turn around and stop talking, leaving only a serious loneliness to spend with me.

29. If the afterlife is not over, it is better to bear the burden of heaven!

30. None of us is wrong, but I am too persistent.

3 1. I cried like a child and thought you would come back again.

How can I blame you for making a mistake? I gave you too much freedom.

33. There are always people who submit to humiliation and can't see the shackles they have to bear after being sweet.

34. Did it ever snow on the broken bridge, and I remembered your face again? If I don't have a chance to see you again, Liu Lian of Bai Causeway will cry.

I must be not good enough, so you want to escape to the ends of the earth and hide in other people's arms.

I don't care about the result, but I can't turn back on a road of no return.

37. Walking too fast will miss the most beautiful scenery, and doing it too cruelly will hurt the most sincere feelings.

Don't make yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

39. When you are most injured, it is often the starting point of your strength!

40. Patience is the silence of the will, and seeking is the galloping of confidence.

4 1. The first youth is given by God, and the second youth is made by oneself.

42. Girl, you should work hard. You can only give what you want. You have to ask yourself if you can afford what others have given you.

43. When the whole world makes an appointment to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear up our hearts together.

44. Life is like riding a bike. Only by constantly advancing can we maintain balance.

45. When a person discovers the true passion in life, that moment is a milestone in life.

46. When I stood at the peak of my life, I thought it was the most beautiful moment!

48. Be able to stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.

49. People who can see through three aspects of you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.

50. Just be yourself. One day you will find someone who will love everything about you.

5 1. Life is a rogue. You can only live happily if you are more rogue than him.

52. Only fools wait for opportunities, while wise men create them.

Live up to the Tathagata and live up to Koharu's classic quotations.

1. Ai Qing, it was the Buddha who made me meet you. This fate is cherished by Roche. the 10th lunar month

Ai Qing, you taught me what love is. When I finally learned to love, you told me that you never loved me. October of lunar calendar

3. The yellow butter lamp lit up a handsome young face, and Cangyang Jiacuo twisted the beads on his chest and walked out of the gate of drepung monastery calmly. Behind him are all the monks in drepung monastery, and their faces are heavy and sad. the 10th lunar month

Don't tell me you are older than me. I will be older than you in a few years. Don't say you don't belong here. Heaven or Chang 'an is the best. What's the fun without me, Buddha? October of lunar calendar

5. Buddhism and law transcend the world of mortals, worldly feelings and love. Camel bells are long, and the western regions sing. How can the innocent love that was left on the Silk Road 1650 years ago be worthy of Tathagata and Qing Dynasty? the 10th lunar month

6. Since we are destined to meet in this life, we will meet for a hundred years. If anyone dies at the age of 97, Naiheqiao will wait three years. October of lunar calendar

7. Cry, you are a person, you are not a god. There's nothing wrong with feeling sorry for the person you love. Cry if you want. That will make you feel better ―― Koharu.

8. An ideal is a goal you want to pursue all your life, and you can strive for it all your life. the 10th lunar month

9. Rush, you are not without feelings. You just can't cry in front of people Why do you, a sensitive and delicate person, believe in a religion that will destroy all human feelings? October of lunar calendar

10. Rush, this night, you are not alone, I am with you, crying with you. Let me clean up the tears I have accumulated for 24 years for you. After that, you and I, don't cry any more, let the unwitting sand in the desert sweep away the footprints left by you and me. October of lunar calendar

At that moment, my eyes were moist. Rush, how long has it been since I saw you? So long that I thought it was a lifetime. October of lunar calendar

12. Ten years, only a few months together? the 10th lunar month

13. I am carrying happiness, but I am pursuing pain. Wandering may be the only way to love you. October of lunar calendar

14. Roche and I have been married for a hundred years. Who died at the age of 97? Naiheqiao waited for Koharu for three years.

15. I want to marry a unique woman in the world. She hasn't shown up yet. I'm waiting. the 10th lunar month

16. It doesn't matter what form love itself is, whether it's carefree romance as plain as chrysanthemum or gorgeous passion for life and death delivery. What matters is who will be with you for the rest of your life. It's not until you miss Koharu that you regret it.

17. No matter how bumpy the road ahead is, I will be by your side as long as you choose. October of lunar calendar

18. Leaves are flightless wings, and wings are leaves that fall in the sky. October of lunar calendar

19. Roche hopes to experience the land of Han one day and see how this land and water bred such a delicate woman as Ai Qing. the 10th lunar month

20. In this world, you are the only one who can make me willing to break the precepts and go to hell, Koharu.

Talk about the treatment of emotional injury: the world is safe and steady, and you must not live up to the Tathagata.

Please take care of yourself for me before I go to me before you do.

2. Either live well or die quickly.

Love is a torment, but you won't give up like this. Keep speculating about your heart. May I know my name?

4. Just walking together, why make memories longer than the journey?

Mom, thank you for giving me life. I wish you a long and healthy life on this festival that belongs to you today.

6, = mushroom cool, this road, you have arrived.

7. If we can't pass the senior high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination, do we all have to oppose @!

8. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because only he is sincere in deceiving you.

9. Believing other people's lies is fatal to yourself. ...

10, lover doesn't love perfection, if it is you, it is enough.

1 1, love is walking on thin ice, so why bother to pierce that fragile wastebasket?

12. Give up on yourself and trust others. This is the reason for the failure.

13,-A man gives up a woman who regards her as his life and gets a woman who treats him as a dog.

14, blindly loving someone who doesn't love you is hurting yourself.

15, the world is safe, and you will not be responsible for the Tathagata.

There are two laws in the world, you can live up to your time.

1, in love, confession is not necessarily a good thing.

Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried a lot, so I don't regret it.

When I wake up at midnight, I hope love will push me to you like the tide.

4. Sometimes liking is a habit; Sometimes liking is a kind of sustenance.

Day after day, I learned to miss different people with the same heart.

6. It's still a little sad to think about it. Some people get to know each other and return to China.

7. The flowers are gone, who is left to accompany me? Often only one person is lonely.

8. The happiness I want is actually hearing your voice every day.

9. What he loses is a person who loves him, and what you lose is a person who doesn't love you.

10 You know, even though you have left, I can't stop thinking about you.

1 1. When you are excited, your friends know who you are.

12, I thought of you when I was sad. It was not until you left that I realized that my sadness was all because of you.

13, I am not too stupid, but too credulous.

14, there are two laws in the world, and the past has not been lost.

15, I wrote your name on the last page of the time drama.

16, keep saying long live single, but thinking about the impossible Ta in my heart.

17, nothing can be hidden from the eyes of lovers.

18, there is always a person who says that he will protect you forever, but in the end he is with others.