Talk about the humor of running away with a bubble.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths. I collected some humorous stories for you. I hope you will like them.

1, school starts. I'll go to the alien world first. No internet, isolated, see you in half a year.

I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

3. Forgive me-I smell like a rascal and can't be your good girl.

4. There is no copy, but you'd better give me a compliment.

My family said that my sense of direction was poor, and I was never satisfied. Until today, I bought a watermelon and turned it into a pumpkin.

6. School starts the day after tomorrow! I am not happy! Especially unhappy! Don't want to start school! ! ! Don't want to start school! ! Don't want to start school!

7, acne is nothing, that is, you are cute enough to soak.

8, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

9. You believe what a person says because he said what you wanted to hear.

10, acne is nothing, it's a lovely bubble.

1 1, I don't know why. I especially don't want to start school this time. After all, there are too many people who don't want to see it. There are too many things to escape.

12. You must like waves, too.

13. The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences and do whatever you want.

14, save all the moments of dreaming about you, is it enough to see you again?

15, my life could have been smoother if I hadn't been dragged down by this fat body.

16, the progress of homework can't keep up with the progress of the school.

17, I hope everyone will not be stingy, because the door will rot!

18, I miss you. I didn't tell the distance from my heart to my teeth until my throat was hoarse.

19, the most difficult thing is probably to stop the loss in time!

20, thank you for your efforts, and finally the opposite sex took the initiative to send me a message.

2 1, I hope that when school starts, the teacher will say, come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really.

22. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

23, old, coquettish, now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

24. There are countless gentle planets hidden for you in my universe.

25. Life is always a mess. Fortunately, I fill it with eating, drinking and sleeping.

26. Real education begins after leaving school.

27. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

28. Time tells us that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it is time to be sensible.

29. When I met you, my love was surging, and everything at that time was heartbreaking.

30. If the sky wants me to get fat, I must get fat.

3 1, there are still more than ten days to break up with the summer vacation, because there is a third party between us, called the school.

32. Men are like meals in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late.

33. From now on, I allow you a pack of cigarettes a day, and I also allow the girls around you to be fresh every day.

34. Because I have been caught in the rain, I will help others open an umbrella.

35. I was soaking my feet just now, and I cried when I soaked them, because my feet were soaked, but I didn't.

Do you like these humorous sentences that come out for a dip? Like to remember to share!