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Tell your brother angrily.

1. Why do Haier brothers only wear underpants? Because they don't have red diamonds.

2. Five years later, no matter who gets ahead or faces the loess, brother or brother, girlfriend or girlfriend!

A woman will have a group of brothers to accompany her, and a lovely girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her.

When you wear a suit and tie, I will shine.

When your wedding dress lands, I will match my short skirt.

I always swear to my brother. If I am polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other.

7. A woman will have a group of brothers to accompany her, and a lovely girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her.

8. Know how to be grateful, learn to appreciate life better and live a happy life. Sorrow and pain, no matter how worrying and uncomfortable, will stay in the past and be discarded last night, just as time passed in the past.

9. The Spring Festival is coming soon. Let's get together for the Spring Festival.

10. Only when you are really in trouble can you know who your brother is.

About the feelings of brothers.

1. How wonderful it was to squat in the toilet and smoke with my brother.

Wherever you go, your brother will always be your wealth.

Brothers are as invincible as steel, and sisters are as warm as the sun.

What do you mean by brother? When you are old and lying in a hospital bed, I ask you if you want fruit. You shook your head, I said I'd take you to my sister, and you said help me up quickly.

Brother, I will fight for you tomorrow. We agreed to laugh together, be silent together, and fight together when the sky falls.

6. Brothers respect each other, not someone who can bully and use them.

7. Don't cheat others, because you not only cheat yourself, but also cheat your brother who believes in you.

8. I miss my good brothers who used to play together, play together, play truant together, fight together and go crazy together.

9. A brother is someone who won't back down and help you when you have something to do.

10. Have a good trip, brother. I'm sorry, it's all my fault. Thank you for blocking that knife for me. We are brothers in the afterlife.

1 1. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

12. I tell you, you will always be my fucking brother, forever.

13. Brother, remember, the Jianghu is dangerous, so if you can't, you should leave.

14. Brother, it's my treat today! You pay the bill! He pays!

15. Brothers fight and let you go first, but you stayed.

16. The difference between a brother and a girlfriend, something happened, and the brotherhood said that it was not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

17. Enjoy kindness and enmity with profound morality and tide over the disaster of brotherhood;

18. Brother, where have you been now?

19. Who was Brother Long afraid of?

20. A brother's life. Fighting together is no big deal.

21.-Behind a successful man, there are always several brothers who support you.

22. Many years later, will you still remember my former brother?

I'll only tell you once, don't touch my brother and my woman.

24. I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but I want to die on the same day in the same year. Brothers take cigarettes together, fight together, drink together, pick up girls together and sleep together.

25. Tired, tired and hurt, let me know that my brothers are here. No matter how great the pain and pressure are, seven people do not share much.

I don't envy what others have, because I have parents and a group of good brothers.

27. You want to fight. I can fight. My brothers are all Altman.

28. What is a brother? I haven't had a phone call for a week or a month, but I'm bored. A man with all the phones!

29. The venue is in place, the venue is drunk, and the bottle is not broken.

30.- Not many brothers, but one heart.

3 1. Brother, thank you for your care over the years. There is no pain in heaven, so just go and leave it to me. If there is an afterlife, we are brothers.

32. Brother, I am alone in heaven. Remember to live well.

33. Brothers respect each other. No one can bully anyone who takes advantage.

34. A little cigarette and a little wine are together, just because we are brothers.

35. Don't worry, brother. We will take care of your parents for you. Peace of mind on the road!

Brother, you know me best, so you know which part of me hurts the most when you stab me with a knife, so I hurt, and you?

You said we would always be good brothers, now we go our separate ways.

38. Have a good trip, brother! Be a good person in the next life! Stop living like this.

39. A man's greatest pride is not how many girlfriends you have, but how many brothers are willing to support you to the end.

40._ Swear to fight for my brother in this life, and judge life and death with a flick of a finger ~ ~

4 1. This is gone. When can brothers drink and sing with you again? Fate in this life, brotherhood ~

42. Brother, tell me something you are unhappy about. Make me happy!

43. I am a seedling in the field, and my brother is the soil in the field. Even if it grows into grass, it will grow in my brother's chest. The land is divided into two parts, brother!

44. Once, I foolishly asked them, what is a brother? They always solemnly say that brothers are for sale.

45. Beating people does not advocate hitting the face and hurting self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.