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Cooking food during the epidemic [sharing]
There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. Do you want to eat sweet-skinned roast duck?
3. Chicken legs with milk tea, double happiness.
There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. Do you want to eat crispy roast duck?
Although winter is cold and gloomy, fortunately, my kitchen is warm and bright.
6. Today is just like eating.
7. Stall: Take whatever you want.
8. Pleasing yourself is the king of life.
9. There is only one world, but there are many canteens.
10. You must eat when you are proud of your life, otherwise you can't stand up straight on an empty stomach.
1 1. Private braised pork for healing the soul.
12. Whether you have a favorite person in your heart or a favorite taste in your bowl, life is worth looking forward to.
13. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.
14. If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
15. osmanthus fragrant chestnut yellow.
16. People who eat dry food are all people who eat dry food.
17. Lose weight and go back on your word.
18. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.
19. Things are moving, but in midsummer, white porcelain plum soup and crushed ice hit a wall.
20. If your brain can't hold anything, you can hold it in your stomach.
Cooking by yourself during the epidemic (2)1. In the middle of the night, under the moonlight, beautiful women cook fish heads by hand.
22. Happy Planet Certified Tasting Officer
God gave me a stomach to eat, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.
24. If the other person likes you, having breakfast together is true love.
25. Every city has its own midnight food store, and each midnight food store has its own story.
26. Seeing is food.
27. Since you are alive, you should be delicious.
It's a deal, mom! Fat is open every day.
29. If happiness has a switch, then enjoying food is a key to happiness.
30. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's go fishing in the sea tonight.
3 1. Put food and love in your pocket.
32. The highest state of eating goods: seeing is eating!
33. Supreme Vegetable Castle, help yourself.
34. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.
Eat dinner before going to bed, or you will have a hungry dream.
36. The calorie recharge was successful
37. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where I eat all the food and talk all the time.
38. It takes a hundred years to build a boat and a thousand years to eat a sashimi boat.
39. Of course, a good meal is also fun.
40. The kitchen is the last bastion of happiness.
Cooking by yourself during the epidemic (Chapter III) 4 1. Who doesn't miss the glory of a tea and a meal?
42. If friendship grows old, the correct way to barbecue is on the earth.
43. One expects different tastes and always cares about feelings.
44. If you don't make money for catwalks, why bother with supermodels?
46. Everyone has a bowl of noodles in his heart, and you can secretly guess its taste.
47. Countless happiness, inescapable fat
48. Enjoy food. Treat this meal as a rare meal, treat the gathering of friends as the last time, and count down everything in your life, so that you will know how to cherish and be grateful.
49. The moon is half full.
50. No one is born a good cook.
5 1. The secret of getting rich overnight is to eat, drink, be merry and be ambitious.
52. Food never lies.
53. Please take 128 G's stomach and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.
54. Wan Li Road, but a few bowls of fireworks.
I eat myself to avoid being looked down upon.
56. Let your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.
57. Pass on the happy fragments of feeding.
58. Those years without paying are not real life.
59. Fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.
60. Meet delicious food at the best time.
A circle of friends who cook for themselves on weekends.
A circle of friends who cook and bask in food on weekends-1. After a hundred years of repair, you can help each other in the same boat and eat sashimi boats for a thousand years.
2. Time is carefree, tea is warm and cold, giving the soul an outlet.
The happiness brought by food has a very fragrant taste.
Life is busy, remember to eat meat.
5. It is the happiness of stomach and brain together.
6. Eat, drink, sleep and live a happy life.
7. The meal I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.
8. Why do experts recommend eating seven points full, because three points should be left for dinner?
9. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's go fishing in the sea tonight.
10. The only thing I can afford to put down in my life is chopsticks.
1 1. Life is too short to have another bowl.
12. Love in the heart makes food delicious.
13. When food is eaten in the stomach, happiness is boundless.
14. I don't smell fireworks, but I eat delicious food.
15. Take weight as nothing and food as everything.
16. Today is the stomach of 128G.
17. Time passed slowly and the food was carefully eaten.
18. If you have something delicious, you can't have something fat.
19. Life is 30,000 days, and there is a fair-weather fairy.
20. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.
A circle of friends who cook and bask in delicious food on weekends 2 2 1. The secret of keeping happy: there is always meat in the bowl.
Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and lunch is satisfactory.
23. People seldom know the taste after eating and drinking.
24. Invite you to taste the ups and downs of life.
25. Hometown is far away, how to get home, the food in my hometown, and the voice in my hometown.
26. The door to dry rice has been opened.
27. Know what to eat, canteen teaching
28. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.
29. Good food can be expensive, and the cost of losing weight is not high.
30. Of course, a good meal is also fun.
3 1. Common prosperity and common fertilizer.
32. Those years without paying are not real life.
33. The Milky Way is not as hot as mala Tang.
34. Today is just so-so.
35. If you don't have a cup of milk tea a day, no one will chase you all your life.
36. Midnight meals are eaten in the stomach, engraved in the heart, and then turned into a small whisper, giving each other strength.
37. What can't fit in your head can fit in your stomach.
38. As long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.
39. If you don't bow your head, the crown will fall; Don't be a ninja, your stomach will bark.
40. As soon as the rain stopped, the lotus branches were fragrant and a basket was hot.
A circle of friends who cook and bask in delicious food on weekends 3 4 1. The highest respect we can show for food.
I can't afford to lose weight.
43. I like your sweet words, which are more disgusting than eating hot pot.
44. It takes a hundred years to cross the boat and a thousand years to eat sashimi.
45. Human fireworks are the most pleasing.
46. Cooking is a trip back to the original point.
47. Stay up late at night and have fun.
48. Go conquer the world. I just want to conquer a person's stomach and heart.
49. Cooking is a pleasure.
50. Everyone else is a treasure girl, and I am a plump girl.
5 1.
52. I am fat, and everyone has a share.
53. I like to eat meat in fungus and green beans in meat.
54. If happiness has a switch, then enjoying food is a key to happiness.
55. Another happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.
56. Heroes don't ask the source, and dry rice doesn't ask the weight.
57. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.
58. Good food contains warmth and conscience.
59. Seeing is food.
60. People will not be empty when they are full.
Talk about cooking by yourself
Talk about cooking by yourself
First of all, don't all girls who love to joke and laugh do housework and cook? ! What! Love to cook, how virtuous, is the most hypocritical! What novel literary works!
Second, I chatted with my cousin yesterday, saying that I was cooking in a circle of friends and basking in happiness ~ In fact, I just want my parents to know that your daughter can take care of herself, take care of her family and have a good relationship with Uncle Qi. Don't worry, I can take care of Miaomei ~ I hope you in Jiangsu are less worried about us in Tianjin and more at ease ~
Thirdly, I recently told a picture that all the children who come home from school are basking in their meals, and boys are indispensable. I want to say that I am very happy to see gay men so virtuous now, and I will not worry about not cooking after marriage, haha!
Fourth, she is a goddess. A good wife and mother. Cook for me. Thank you. Thank you for meeting me.
In order to make the information environment cleaner, we should try to screen out some people, including relatives and friends, and more strangers. I tried it for a while and found it was right, because I didn't want to care about what people ate at noon, and I didn't want to watch the title party. It is good for these people to click in and have a look once in a while. I really like watching people cook, read books, share knowledge and run. It is good for these people to stay all the time.
6. I searched the space early in the morning. Two sunbathers, five sunbathers, two sunbathers, one sunbather, two sunbathers, one sunbather, two sunbathers. I haven't seen the wedding photos for the time being. Would you please lie down by yourself/shh .../shh. ......
To tell the truth, I am very unhappy today. I met a pervert on the bus and watched my classmates cook in the space at night without inviting me. All because I can eat myself and still think stupidly. Unhappy, every time I think about a problem, I understand others in my own way of thinking. What others can do may not be done. Others are others after all! Self-satisfied me! Life! Why are you so unhappy?
Eight, the process of cooking by basin friends, and finally the male god who can cook. I also want to be a male god. I can't be a goddess because the kitchen is not good enough. Maybe I will become a goddess when I change the kitchen in the future.
9. Recently, friends are having dinner, some are fresh and beautiful, and some can make people laugh. I feel that no matter how beautiful or ugly a woman is, it would be wonderful if she could cook a good meal with a man at the weekend.
X. What is leisure? That is, pregnant babies can rest for half a year, talk about qq at work every day, watch Taobao drink tea and get money easily. There is no pressure at work. The only thing to worry about is whether to join the band or take part in the speech contest after work. Cooking, eating, traveling and taking care of children every day, but the salary and bonus are paid as usual. The balance between work and family requires conditions, and the condition is that you are free.
I wrote a composition when I was a child. Most students write cooking for the first time. In the end, they must have failed. I forgot to add water when cooking. I put too much salt and spilled soy sauce. But it's delicious, because it's homemade. However, up to now, some people are still drying their meals, but they just stay at a particularly delicious stage because they cook them themselves.
Twelve, the circle of friends is estimated to be almost finished. Now, chicken ribs are the most appropriate description, such as cooking, clothes, sports, work, beauty, emotional appeal, fucking selling products! I just want to say that everyone is busy sunbathing, and no one has time to watch you sunbathing!
Thirteen, I haven't cooked for a long time. Today is Monday, all vegetarian. Simple food, but it is not easy to make simple food delicious.
14. Today, my little brother asked me if my daily life was interesting, and I said it was boring ~ Everyone was drying children, plants, movie tickets, traveling and cooking ~ I knew what I wanted before, so even if I was bored, I would be full of expectations ~ Now, I don't have any constructive ideas about myself ~ The only fun is to see flowers or flowers ~ Feel foreign cultures ~
Fifteen, I especially want to say shamelessly, why did I see everyone in the circle taking fitness photos when I was running some time ago? After the recent competition with the cook, I saw everyone drying their meals again ~ ~ What does this mean ~ ~ I am a weather vane ~
Sixteen, turn over the circle of friends in the middle of the night to watch others cook, and the hungry claws scratch their hearts. Even if the smog is heavy tomorrow, I will go to the vegetable market!
17. Seeing people cooking in the sun, I remember to buy some millet. Cooking for the second time is better than pure rice.
In fact, doing one thing for my parents, such as washing clothes and rubbing my back, is not just cooking, but I still want to cook in the sun. I haven't cooked for a long time, and I feel that my cooking has dropped ~
Nineteen, I like to watch others cook, and I want to taste it after reading it. Finished eating, still not moving. Feel despair
Twenty, to sum up, the content of the circle of friends during the festival: sun, sun, sun, cook, sun IOS7, sun buy a house, sun buy a car, sun get married, sun exercise, sun baby, sun coffee.
Twenty-one, I haven't baked in the sun for a long time. Have some positive energy and have fun! Haha, it feels so talented to finish! Cold vermicelli, fried swordfish, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with mung bean sprouts and shredded potatoes with peppers! Everybody clap!
Twenty-two, I found that for me, the late-night newspaper is not drying rice, but cooking, because I am willing to get up and cook. Orz, even so, I haven't practiced seriously for a long time. After all, I am full and not hungry.
23. Every time I see someone drying the cooking results, I will gnash my teeth and make up my mind in an instant. One day, my mother will cook a lot of delicious dishes, but in front of all the cooking opportunities, I gave up without exception for various reasons, such as being tired, not in the mood and washing dishes, so I am still a frustrated woman who can only cook instant noodles. In the final analysis, I am too lazy.
At the age of twenty-four, they have settled in an American city together and lived a small life of going out to cook in the sun on weekends. It turns out that love can't be put away with the freedom of mouth and body. There is no right or wrong choice, I just hope you don't regret it.
Twenty-five, after graduating from college, I began to bask in my cooking achievements, either in other places or abroad. The first to start dry vegetables are basically newlyweds.
Twenty-seven, all kinds of social status are photos of cooking. I don't want them. I want to take pictures of others cooking for me. This is how I enjoy God's care and cherish this lucky photo. Benefit is happiness and pride, and enjoying happiness is happiness and pride.
Twenty-eight years old, how pitiful it is to lack father's love! Because I am dissatisfied with my in-laws, I want to get angry with my husband for a little thing. I often look at him unhappily recently. Sometimes I think. How good am I? Seeing Weibo cooking, ironing clothes and trying to get on well with her mother-in-law, I think I should put my mind straight anyway and stop complaining all the time, which makes me feel ugly!
Twenty-nine, friends circle cooking, the following reply really wants to eat delicious and virtuous, you are great, that is not true love. True love will only say why you are so fat. This dish is so simple that you have the face to pat it.
Thirty, another bread is baked ~ it is oil-free and sugar-free, healthy and unpalatable, and I dare not give it to people at all. It's pathetic. Is cooking in the quadrant where I'm not pretending to be B, but the other party thinks I'm pretending to be B? I bought cake powder and unhealthy oil this time. Will I take the unhealthy bread road next time? !
Thirty-one, long time no see ~ Take a bubble ~ All kinds of goddesses in the space are drying and cooking, which is very popular with students ~ I still interact with primary school students every day ~ One foot goes down for twenty miles, and one or two liquors a day is better than my dad's, well, the last holiday of college ~ sleeping ing~
Thirty-two, take selfies before marriage, cook after marriage, and have children after childbirth. Is your circle of friends lying down?
Warm songs share copywriting during the epidemic.
Many people like you because you are a little beautiful and easy to talk to, while some people like you because they understand your embarrassment and want to give you shoulders and candy to protect you with all their love.
But I'm really not brave enough. I'm always worried about you and I'm soft-hearted for you. -"Morning"
You know my pain, and you know we all feel the same way. -Jason, "We Are All the Same"
4. Music is a meteor across the night, and it is a conversion after a day of collision with the world.
5. The mistake of parting, missing a person's world, seeing the dream of life again, and understanding that the life of breaking up is just looking back at the mistake, just merciless tears, and choosing to leave is just helpless inside.
Music is the only friend who accompanies me through those lonely nights.
7. You must love her very much. You must know her very well. You must be very affectionate, but I am not her. I don't have this blessing.
8. It's not appropriate to listen to music late at night. I am in a good mood.
9. Women are poems, elegant and refined, songs, cheerful and melodious, flowers, beautiful and fresh, wine, mellow and sweet, precious, natural and picturesque.
10. Life is like this. It stinks like a kitchen. If you want to make money, don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. Just clean them up afterwards. So much for the so-called morality today.
1 1. It's not easy to be sad.
12. I won't share with you the sweet singing, the lovely kitten, the romantic dusk and the gentle and messy mood of the sunset.
13. She is going to tell her parents her decision.
14. I don't miss you very much, but the first thing I think of every time I wake up is you.
15. I hope you can hear the music in my earphone so that you can stay awake with me.
16. "Life is like random music, you never know whether the next song is sad or happy."
17. Listening to music and drawing in the middle of the night, there is nothing in my heart, and my heart is free.
18. If you are like wood and stone, will you get attention? In fact, I'm afraid of being forgotten. Let's play it on a larger scale. How elegant, I am very uneasy. Is there anyone in the world who praises silence? Not enough to explode. -Eason Chan's "exaggeration"
19. I woke up in the middle of the night to listen to this song. When I heard this song, I suddenly felt that I wish I didn't understand Eason Chan's songs.
20. "Good movies, good music, good scenery and good weather all make people want to stand up straight and become better people."
Share the warm songs during the epidemic (Part II) 2 1. Everyone will not be used to it, and the first thing to see is sincerity. Everyone will get used to it. Face people first. -"see through"
22. "There is no antidote to life, but there are many painkillers, such as music, movies, poems, cribs at home, friends' spicy hot pot, and lovers' arms."
There is no trap in what I said to you.
I can only say that I have never stopped thinking about you.
25. Sometimes listening to a song is a kind of mood, and it is played repeatedly until the lyrics go deep into your heart, and suddenly there is a feeling that the song is about yourself.
26. The replay was missed in my memory, so all I sang was loneliness.
27. We are all fine, but we are not suitable —— The Taste of Lemongrass by Jolin Tsai.
28. Dear baby, did you miss me? I really miss you!
29. People have been working all their lives. They didn't know the pain until they fell, and they didn't know to turn back until they hit the wall. You never know which road is feasible and which road has better scenery until you take a few more roads.
I have her in my dream, please don't wake me up, even if I am crying.
3 1. I have no confidence to leave the church for so long. There is no reason to say that it is not good enough. Please listen to my notice. Even if I don't swim with you all the flowers, I will try my best to give them to you. I want nothing but to be with you. I want to know who can be with me. Even if this never appeals to me, I can always grow old with the chair cushions and want to be hugged when I get home. -Hacken Lee's Long Marriage
32. People who have passed away can no longer have them. -Chau Pak Ho's "Irretrievable"
33. "I admit that I am a person who likes words and sad music, and I am not destined to be too happy. The music in the pen is mixed with other people's stories, but it hurts itself gorgeously. "
I think it would be better to eat better and sleep better. Whose side are you on? "floating city"
35. It is not easy for people to come to this world. In order to live, we need to work hard in exchange for better resources, in order to live a better life with the people we love and those who love us!
36. Life is like peeing in the snow on a dark winter night. You may do something different, but it's hard to say.
How many people you know is completely different from how many friends you have. It's like how much money you've seen is the same as how much money you really have.
I don't want to live in a world without you. I love you, it has nothing to do with you. -Joker Xue's Fiona Fang Myers
39. A fool is as harmless as a wise man. The most dangerous people are half-stupid and half-smart.
40. Even if we make noise.
Share the copy of warm-hearted songs during the epidemic (Chapter III) 4 1. Death will find you sooner or later, don't rely on yourself. Akira Kurosawa of Eason Chan.
42. I owe you an uncommitted debt in my life, and I will be your Qi Mei's bangs in the afterlife, which will change from black to white.
43. Live well and look down on the world. No one is always smooth sailing, and no one is always happy. When something goes wrong, stand up. When something is difficult, endure it and you will always get through it.
44. The fairy's tail is long. -G.E.M.'s "All the way against the wind"
45. Silent kisses invaded my heart. -"You kept it from me."
46. You are not as nostalgic as you think, and memories can't call back your tenderness.
47. Send some coolness
48. I occasionally think that people are bitter, their hearts are sour, and tears are real. Paying may not bring sincerity, only when you are touched will you know that others have gone far.
49. There are countless tracks on the road of life.
50. Listen to songs in the middle of the night, download more than a dozen new songs, and then cycle an old song 20 times! Get ready for bed.
5 1. The more fuss these women make about their elaborate lives, the more silent they are after their death. Like some stars, they are as dim when they fall as when they first rise.
52. All wandering lives dream of peace, childhood and azaleas, just as all peaceful lives dream of vodka, bands and drunkenness.
53. You don't need to be loved at all. You will dream in bed forever, and you will never be sad for the rest of your life. -Red roses in Eason Chan.
54. It's better to be a star than idolize.
55. Headphones are the refuge of human beings, and music is the lifeline of the heart.
When you are happy, you are enjoying the music, but when you are sad, you will understand the meaning of the lyrics.
57. Modern people send flowers by sharing Netease cloud music.
58. I am not sad. Nothing, I just don't understand why I shed tears. -Stephanie "I am not sad"
59. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do, and you don't have to force what you can't do. Pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Life is not to please others, but to love yourself.
60. Every day, like a princess, dreams come true. -Tank "The Joy of Growing Up"
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