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Talk about meager profit
Second, if you care too much about other people's opinions, then your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.
Drink if you have a stomachache, self-harm if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and take sedatives if you are lovelorn, but please don't tell the person I like that you are in a bad mood.
If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.
I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.
6. I always feel that sadness is good, and loneliness is also good. They let me grow up slowly, leading to different forgetfulness.
Take care of yourself and don't get sick, or you will have to buy your own medicine, which is very expensive.
Eight, I would rather be proud and moldy than be wronged in love. I wish you a long life together. I want to have black hair forever.
Nine, you give me a foot and I'll give you a foot back. If you don't like me, I won't give you a good face. I'm not your mother, I won't spoil everything, and I'm not Lei Feng who helps you with everything!
Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.
Food can cure all troubles. Talking about Collection (4 1)
Food can cure all diseases (I) 1. As soon as I opened my circle of friends, I saw many people basking in delicious food, including meat, soup, vegetables, Chinese food, western food and four unlike meals. The photo was taken beautifully, and the owner's words were endless joy and pride.
Eating food is kind, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
3. In the process of growing up, there will always be a few people who will never leave, worthy of food and life.
4. once you eat delicious food, you will be happy.
Happiness has always been given to yourself, and it is also a fact that food can heal people's hearts.
6. Small mess, small, thin skin, as long as you scoop it into boiling water, you can put it in a bowl and have a bite. It's delicious!
7. I finally agree with its meaning: life is too short, and food can't live up to it.
8. The world is so big, let's eat.
9. Try to embrace life, for the people who love me. Love and food cannot live up to. Girls are the most healed creatures in the world, and each one is touched, and each one is worthwhile.
10. I can't lose any fat
1 1. Time for drying food ~ This is what I have been insisting on.
12. The hot pot is glug, and my heart is pounding.
13. Eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.
14. I drool at the sight of fish and gobble it up when I eat it.
15. There are no gorgeous and curious sentences to describe the taste of food. Every time I finish eating, it's just delicious.
16. The window contains autumn snow in Xiling and stewed chicken and mushrooms in the wild.
17. Shakespeare on the beach enjoys special food while watching the sea, which is about the happiness of life.
18. If you don't make money for catwalks, why do you have to suffer from supermodels?
19. Eat delicious food, love people, play scenery and sleep in bed. good night
20. Be sure to cherish yourself! Love life, love food, and don't disappoint unworthy young people!
2 1. God, why are there so many sun-baked foods tonight? I have to go to such a far place for the meeting, is that all right?
Good food can cure all diseases (II). If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.
23. If you are tired and sleepy from study and work, just think about eating something delicious tomorrow ~ Food can heal people's hearts.
24. Love and food live up to your expectations, not to mention that in this wild forest far away from the hubbub, your appetite will certainly not be bad!
25. Life is not only poetry and distance, but also food in front of you.
26. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.
27. You can't live up to your taste for food, so stay with dessert today.
28. Life can't be refused. Three kinds of delicious food, barbecue, spicy strips and duck intestines, but I don't live up to expectations. Eating a barbecue will kill me for the rest of my life.
29. There are two things that others cannot take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.
30. Aesthetic food and love can't live up to.
3 1. At present, food can always be thoughtful, or greedy, observe before eating, think while eating, and appreciate after eating.
32. Born in Shengliang, Yu He; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?
33. Eat fat; Eat or be greedy.
34. Party at night, food cures life, and the sense of busyness of the day suddenly disappears.
35. Oh, let a spirited person take risks in his favorite place. You need to enjoy eating black silk.
36. Although food can heal people's hearts, it is like eating the last meal of life.
37. Show scenery, food, work, love and children. Open your circle of friends in Weibo. It seems that everyone is doing well.
38. I was in a bad mood. I was taken out for a meal by my girlfriend, and my mood suddenly became clear ~ Sure enough, food can heal people's hearts.
39. I've lost my appetite recently by watching others bask in delicious food. Is it related to your diet control?
40. A person's life is simple. A single cycle, a note, a delicious meal made by yourself ... From fear to slow enjoyment, it is just a habitual process.
4 1. Eat and drink well, live forever, be fat in vain and be full of hope.
Inspirational short sentences about food curing everything (5 1)
A short and inspiring word about food can cure everything 1. Food can cure people's hearts and life is busy. What really warms you is nothing more than a bowl of fireworks.
Good morning, tasting food is like tasting life. Colorful, sweet and salty, but enough is enough.
3. "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."
4. Good food can cure people. Happy every day!
5. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through fire and water.
6. Love can be talked about slowly, but the meal must be eaten while it is hot.
I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.
8. The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that it can't fit in your stomach, which is very sad.
9. The hot pot is gurgling, and my heart is pounding.
10. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.
1 1. God gave me a stomach to eat, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.
12. Food is not only the enjoyment of taste buds, but also a memory …
13. Chopsticks are the most affordable things in the world.
14. Steamed dumplings in Suzhou and Hangzhou Dim Sum Shop, garlic and bacon cheese on the left bank of Hongqiao ...
15. As soon as the lid was opened, a thick fishy smell came to the nose, which evoked bugs in the stomach. Even if you don't eat, you can pour people down, appetizing!
16. Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway.
17. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and I may be hungry. ...
No one is born to cook. If you meet the right person, you will study hard at all costs.
19. A dish with thick soup and heavy oil and water is a good dish. Use words such as "strong but not greasy", "strong and mellow" and "heavy salt and heavy oil" to describe delicious food. Chef's seasoning is also inseparable from the principle of "thick, heavy and big".
20. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
2 1. Life can't refuse three delicious foods, barbecue, spicy strips and duck intestines, but my disappointing stomach, eating a barbecue, will be half dead.
22. Tea has a tea ceremony and a way to eat it. Tea and food cannot live up to it!
23. Is it too high to ask me to find an edible target?
24. The salted duck skin is white, tender and fat, but not greasy. It tastes delicious and has the characteristics of fragrance, crispness and tenderness.
25. Although food can heal people's hearts, it is like eating the last meal of life.
26. Aloe vera soup is crystal clear and beautiful as Tianshan Snow Lotus. Just a look will make you feel infinitely beautiful. Dongpo meat is golden in color and soft and waxy. Take a bite, and I can't help but sigh that Su Dongpo is really a foodie and actually invented such a wonderful way to eat.
27. Aesthetically, you can't live up to eating and sleeping. The following is family, then study, then enjoy, and finally fall in love. None of the above are good at talking about love.
28. In this open class night, only food can heal people's hearts.
29. Time for drying food ~ This is what I have been insisting on.
30. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!
3 1. In a short time, a large pot of pickled fish was robbed by our family.
32. Eating is a pleasure, and taste is a taste.
33. Enjoy food. Treat this meal as a rare meal, treat the gathering of friends as the last time, and count down everything in your life, so that you will know how to cherish and be grateful.
34. eat drink man woman is nothing more than three meals a day. I believe that everyone's love must have a story about food.
After a snowfall, the weather becomes colder, and only food can heal people's hearts.
36. The red hump was bought from the Jade Roast Chicken Shop, and the fragrant fish was ordered on a crystal tray. Although their unicorn horn food sticks are lazily lifted, exquisite phoenix meat cleavers are rarely used; The eunuch flew away, afraid to raise the dust, and the cook came to the sea, enjoying delicacies.
For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.
38. How many troubles can life have? The taste of the food is coming, and the food is really cured. Even if you don't eat it, watching it is also a kind of enjoyment.
39. Please take G's belly and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you are home.
40. Jun asked that it is not the return date yet. Let's eat a large plate of chicken together.
4 1. When cream falls in love with cheese, fragrant love is immersed in silky cheese, but it is blocked by fate because of the same root, so this love is less sweet and more sour. Fortunately, the spread of acacia beans has made the originally bleak love infinitely warm.
42. The chef is a magician, and the ingredients are props, stealing the most sensitive softness of your taste buds and making you unforgettable.
43. In this boring day, only good food can cure people's hearts. Make something delicious to make this festival more lovely.
44. Mother's fish is delicious, fresh and tender, and the juice is delicious.
45. Food is not only the enjoyment of taste buds, but also a memory.
46. Get rid of all troubles and start with "eating".
47. Three meals are normal and four meals are satisfactory.
48. Cooking food is like being a human being. You have to be authentic, you have to choose the best and cook carefully to become delicious.
Zhoushan is famous for its seafood. Every autumn, people's favorite swimming crab will be on the market. Its meat is tender and delicious, which is delicious on the table.
50. Try to embrace life, for the people who love me. Love and food cannot live up to. Girls are the most healed creatures in the world, and each one is touched, and each one is worthwhile.
5 1.2% food fragments +98% cuteness made up for me.
Aesthetic healing is a dream. Love, not time, heals all wounds.
1. We looked for each other, and then when we lost ourselves, we found each other.
2. 17, maybe I've been waiting to be needed by you. Just like cherry blossoms, waiting for spring, in countless choices. In order to meet her, for this reason, I have experienced countless choices and lived at this moment.
I have a long, long dream, and I have been dreaming for a long time. In my dream, I stare at the streets of the four seasons, looking forward to meeting people who will never come again and looking for the long-forgotten loss. How many years have passed.
People can't live without memory. However, only memories can't live. Because dreams will wake up one day. Dreams that you can't wake up will turn into sadness one day.
There is no sun in my sky, it is always night, but it is not dark, because something has replaced the sun. Although it is not as bright as the sun, it is enough for me. With this lamp, I can treat night as day. I never have the sun, so I'm not afraid to lose it.
6. The world is beautiful, even if it is full of sadness and tears. Please also open your eyes, do what you want to do, become what you want to be, and find your friends. Don't worry, grow up slowly.
7. You never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really won't see you again.
8. Our loneliness is like a city floating in the sky. It seems to be a secret, but we can't tell it.
9. There is no miracle in this world, only accident and necessity, who is doing what. People who have been expecting miracles will not happen. Only those who want to work miracles with their own hands will lend them a helping hand.
10. It is love, not time, that heals all wounds.
1 1. If I hadn't met you that day, then I wouldn't have that kind of pain, that kind of sadness, that kind of tearful memory. However, if I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have realized this joy, this heart, this preciousness, this warm and happy feeling.
12. Have you ever held someone for a moment and felt that you had the whole world?
13. Only when traveling can a person hear his own voice, which will tell you that the world is wider than expected.
14. I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that.
15. I know we can't be together all the time after this. What stands in front of us is a huge life, and what stands in front of us is endless time, which makes us powerless.
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