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Ask to write a composition for primary school students to look at pictures, selected from the cartoon collection of famous German cartoonist Braun; & gt

Dad, can you tell me something about the Millennium? "I reclined on the sofa and asked lazily.

"Um ... what, what?" Last week, my father was lying on a few short players to study the last game of the Three Kingdoms of Go. When he heard the news, he just casually replied, then suddenly reacted, suddenly turned around and stared at me with wide eyes, with an incredible exaggerated expression on his face.

"Come on, Dad," I said, leaning forward slightly and adjusting to a more comfortable posture. "I knew you had bright eyes 18 years ago, and now you have become smarter and deeper because of your experience ... but you shouldn't have seen your son's handsomeness just now, should you?"

"Are you all right?" Dad looked "concerned", leaned down and pretended to reach out and touch my forehead.

"I ..." It's ok, but I can see that Dad is "nervous" and "cautious". I rolled my eyes and fell on the sofa.

"Son ... son ... how are you? Ah? " Dad stepped forward, holding my nose with his left hand, tugging at my ear with his right hand, twisting it lightly and heavily, shouting "worry"

"Stop, stop ... uh-huh ... give up ... uh-huh ... give up ... I said dad, I am your only son! Do you have the heart to lay such a heavy hand? " I broke free from my father's clutches and sat up to complain.

"Hey hey, your boy this way just want to practice with my father and me? Almost? " The old man who got the upper hand won.

"forget it, I don't remember adults ... but, in order to make up for my injured young heart, tell me something about peace and prosperity." I said with a smile.

"One thousand? Does my talented son need me to introduce him? " Dad stare big eyes again. "With your talent, in a few years, you will be able to' evolve' from nothing and nothing to everything, and call for rain, exorcise demons and destroy Conan ..."

"I didn't say that ..." I touched my nose and said, "This will make it easier for me to get started after all, so I can take fewer detours, right? You think, if I make a name for myself, dad, there will be light on your face, right? I'm wandering the Jianghu alone. Are you worried? ……"

"Cut!" Dad looked disdainful. "There is light on my face. Why don't you tell me how much you scored in this graduation exam? "

"This ..." I'm a little couldn't say.

"38 courses ***3802 points, except Chinese 100 points, my son really adds luster to me!" Dad mercilessly exposed me.

"er ... I'm saving exam resources, aren't I?" I finally managed to suppress a reason, "Look, I only need 100 to graduate, and it's useless to waste too many questions ... Besides, isn't our 6,000-year-old tradition in China telling us to be modest and prudent? Look at that Liu Dahai guy. He scored 56,865,438+0 on impulse, and after winning the title of this championship, he had a good time. I don't think it's possible for him to go out without a mask now-although according to my estimation, he basically doesn't go out like me-if you have the patience to surf the Internet, I'm afraid you can even find out how many grams of nutrient solution he drank this morning and when he started wetting the bed when he was a child ... except in vain.

"..." Dad was speechless.

"Well, I was right!" I finally succeeded in half, why not indulge myself? I proudly raised my chin and looked at my father.

"That's, that's, that's really reasonable ..." Dad said something big to me for the first time and suddenly felt bad.

"I wanted to tell you something just in case, but now that you have mastered the situation, you are in danger of being too conspicuous. You'll get bored then, so forget it. I can't harm you, son, hehe! " Dad's smile now seems a little disrespectful to the old man.

"This ..." I'm bitter. I'm finished. How did I accidentally fall into the trap I dug?

"Well, seriously, son," Dad put away his smile and began to get serious. "Let's talk about why you only get 100 in every course?"

Seeing my father's rare serious expression, I also put away my idle attitude and sat up straight and said, "Dad, I said don't be angry ("I'm not angry. " Dad jack way). In fact, in the final analysis, it can be explained in two words: I am lazy! "

After that, I quickly glanced at my father's face. I was ready for him to be angry (although in my memory, my father never lost his temper with my mother or me), but he remained motionless and still looked serious. I even think there is a kind of "really happened" in his expression.

"Hey, Dad, have you heard that your son is so worthless that there is no response at all?" I couldn't help but ask curiously, and I regretted it when I said it. Isn't it boring that I got nothing?

Sure enough, dad said, "So you want me to react?"

"No, no, no," I quickly denied, "but ..." I don't know what to say.

"Silly boy, I am your father! Will I know nothing about my son's virtue? ..... Ha ha, but you are very talented if you are lazy. Dad, I am still proud of you. " Dad's words are beginning to lose their authenticity.

"Uh ..."

"But I know that what you said about laziness is only a superficial reason. I want to hear the deeper reasons, or I want to know what is the reason for your laziness? " Dad continued.

"It's hard to say, Dad." I replied. After thinking about it, I went on to say, "I don't understand."

"Huh?" Dad raised his eyebrows.

"I don't know what I'm doing." I tried to find the right words to express myself in my mind. "I didn't know anything when I was a child, but I went to school at the age of eight and have finished 38 basic courses in ten years now." I compared it. Now 18 years old, we have more knowledge than those so-called doctors in their thirties in ancient times. The more I can learn, the less I understand ... What's the use? With our present ability, we can hold any position in any company, but we can't do anything. According to the law, we must sleep for hundreds of years first ... I can understand that. After all, the population is too large ... but you see, now we have spent half of the best time in our lives sleeping, and because the time ratio between the Millennium and the real world is six to one, although in fact we can spend half our time inside and half outside. Moreover, hundreds of years of deep sleep have divided our life into two parts, which makes the problem more serious: is life in the Millennium real or is life in reality real? Do we live like this to prepare for the real Millennium or the reality in the Millennium? Dad, when it comes to philosophy, we have seen it all over the world, from Laozi to Heidegger. In recent hundreds of years, our science and technology have crossed several levels, but philosophy has almost stagnated. The problems left by our ancestors have not been solved, but have deepened ... Everyone's right to subsistence is naturally supreme, but objectively speaking, we have indeed broken the ecological balance of nature. It is obviously unreasonable for human beings to have such a huge population, but the idea of reducing the population by artificial means is crazy ... Dad, don't you think our civilization has long fallen into one predicament after another? Everything is taken for granted, but everything is meaningless ... I read those exam questions, and frankly, if I finish, even if I don't get full marks, the difference is no more than 50 points, but what's the use? What's the difference between 3800 and 5700? I only know that I can do those problems. In reality, the results of the final exam will be useless to the Millennium. Liu Dahai still needs to start from scratch like me. But even if he was awarded the best weapon of the Millennium for his outstanding achievements? No matter how good he is, he can't compare with people who went in hundreds of years earlier, can he? To say the least, even if he is the number one in the world in the end ... so what? Once he quits the Millennium and everyone returns to reality, what's the use of all his achievements in the Millennium? Hehe, Dad, this is my question: I can count all the people I have seen in reality since I was eight years old except you and Mom. Although I have met thousands of people in the virtual school, and the feeling of contact with people is very real, I clearly know that that kind of contact has not really happened in reality ... Really? Fake? The middle line is too blurred. It seems that everything can be switched between true and false at will. In that case, it doesn't seem to make any difference whether I'm lazy or not, do you think? "

"Very good." Dad said.

"Very good?"

"Yes, very good." Dad said, "son, if I told you, I had your problem from the beginning." Do you believe it? " Of course, my attitude towards these problems is a little different from yours. "

"Really?" I suddenly got excited. "Did you find the answer?"

"yes."

"What is it?"

"I can't say." Dad's expression seems a bit unfathomable.

"Why?"

"In short, I only found my own answer. Son, the Millennium is not as simple as you say. It is not only a bed for you to sleep for thousands of years, but also a place to solve the problems you mentioned. People like us who have come out of the Millennium have found the answer without exception, but everyone's answer is different. Do you know why? Because this is a question with no standard answer. For example, the same question: What's your name? Then different people's answers must be different, but their answers are all right. It can be said that this is an extremely self-centered and extremely personalized problem. Everyone will encounter this problem, but the answer can only be found by themselves. Son, you are very clever, but in today's society, cleverness is far from the first among people's various qualities, even in knowledge and ability. You're right. Actually, I don't know much more than you. From the perspective of knowledge and skills, you can do this job instead of me, or even do it better. But whether for society or for individuals, work is not the most important ... "

"impossible!" I couldn't help interrupting my father. "Are we learning so much not for work or for what?"

"This is actually part of your problem, you have to find the answer yourself, son. Go to the Millennium to find it. "