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Interesting and meaningful classic jokes

Test gold with fire, test women with fire, and test men with women.

If a man wants to be rich, he has a relationship with everyone.

3. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dung!

At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

6. Before: First-class students went abroad, second-rate students took the postgraduate entrance examination, and third-rate students were employed.

7. Now: First-class students are employed, second-rate students are going abroad, and third-rate students are taking postgraduate exams.

8. The customer is not God, but a fool.

9. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans online, but it is terrible to meet a bunch of hooligans.

10. Children regard toys as friends and adults regard friends as toys.

1 1. In reality, you tell lies with your real name, and in the network, you tell the truth with a pseudonym.

12. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

13. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

14. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

15. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

16. It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.

17. You are the master of the words before you say them, and you become the slave of the words after you say them.

18. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

19. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

20. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.