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Child, I am old, please forgive me.

My child, when I get old, I hope my child will not abandon me. Now I need to take care of you, just as I took care of you when you were a child. Please be more patient with me.

When I get old, my hands often tremble, and I often spill vegetable soup on my clothes when I eat. Don't dislike me, be more patient with me, just as you often spilled vegetable soup on your clothes when you were a child.

When you are old, it is inconvenient to walk, and you want to go out to bask in the sun, just like when you were young, I pushed you out to bask in the sun with my car.

When I am old, I often forget where I said it, so I will say it again from the beginning. Please give me more time to think about it, and then I will finish what I haven't finished. Actually, it doesn't matter what I talk about Please be more patient with me.

When I get old, whenever I repeat what you are tired of listening to over and over again at night, I hope you don't interrupt my train of thought, just like when you were young, I told you the story of the little white rabbit hundreds of times until you fell asleep laughing.

Although I am old, the hardships of life have not rounded my edges and corners. I will treat you like a child. Please forgive me. This has been my habit for many years.

Son, when I get old, I won't have a chance to nag you. Don't cry for me when I close my eyes forever. Life is more important than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. Filial children will not cry before my spirit, because you did everything for me when I was alive, and there is nothing to regret. I left, taking away a part of your filial piety. I will rest in peace and pray for my children in heaven.

202 1 Love tells me what I'm thinking. I understand how dangerous love is.

1. When your wedding dress lands, I will be by your side.

My love is stranded in your world day by day, and I have understood how dangerous love is.

Now that we have done it, what are we talking about?

Reading history makes a full man, conversation a ready man, writing an exact man, and books are the ever-burning lamps for accumulating wisdom.

Your beauty will bloom in in my heart forever, and your smile will warm my heart forever.

6. Everyone loves to see flowers and plants and drive a car with a flat tire.

7. I changed your remarks to the original appearance of your first and last names.

8. I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers.

9. The happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover.

10. I know there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. But I like very few people, except you.

1 1. Love is like a war: it is easy to start, but difficult to end.

12. There is always someone who will sprinkle a handful of salt on your wound when he leaves.

13. When I was lonely, helpless and sad, no one ever stood behind me.

14. Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is to raise a wife for others.

15. foresee you, want to see you, meet you, and then, we will leave.

16. Facing the huge age, our persistence seems so fragile.

17. Even after we broke up, I never cried.

18. Don't be too nice to me, don't make me depend on you, don't make me hate you, and don't make me hurt you!

19. How to refuse to get hurt while having love? Don't forget that Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

20. Go after him if you like, in case he is waiting.

2 1. Get used to it even if you don't like it anymore, because we are not naive.

22. Snowflakes are floating in the blue iron sky, and beautiful leather shoes are leaking. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently.

23. The world of love is very big, and there is still a gap in how much happiness is stuffed; It turns out that the world of love is very small, and it will become ruins when you step on it.

24. Life is a grand event. If you know, please cherish it.

25. The wound is a shame given to you by others and an illusion of your persistence.

26. Now I find that I still have you in my heart. But that's the beginning of being a bitch.

27. I want to miss you on the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and accompany you to sleep.

28. I threw away the ring you put on me, but I couldn't hide the ring mark on my ring finger.

29. In fact, most people are still very similar, and they always think that others are fools.

30. As a lazy person like me, answering everything you say shows that I like you.

3 1. It takes a lot of courage to change the QQ avatar to you.

32. Heartache or heartbreak is the only way.

33. Be sincere about the flowers around the moon, and don't be pious about the ancient temple lanterns.

34. When you say goodbye, you must be condescending.

Do you think my second return is just a coincidence? Then you must not know that my eyes hurt]

36. I don't have any good talent, but I am more serious than anyone else.

37. After you like me, the employer will give you a dazzling meal!

I'm happy that you still love me, but I'm sad that you don't remember my kindness.

39. Everyone has a temper, and all the anger is endured for you, just because that person loves you more than you.

40. The most sorry thing in my life is that my heart hurts again and again.

4 1. Leave my world to your bitch, and I will fulfill your shameless happiness. No matter how big the world is, I still meet you. No matter how small the world is, I still lose you.

42. People who repeat the same mistakes are hopeless idiots.

43. We walked around, but we still haven't reached the original point.

44. I can always smile and play your supporting role and suffer behind your back.

45. The wind blew away the wet tears, but ignored the sea of psychological turbulence.

46. People have two great obligations in this world, one is to be a good person, and the other is not to get used to other people's bad habits.

47. You are my faith, higher than God.

Please don't come near me, understand me, feel sorry for me, and then leave me.

1, we always like to constantly guess each other's mood, constantly doubt each other's thoughts, and then start to panic, start to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and start to blame ourselves for not doing well enough.

Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, but it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before unimportant.

3, I hope to get a heart and never leave. You remember me for a moment, and I have been thinking about you for half my life.

Please don't come near me, understand me, sympathize with me, and then leave me.

5. Memories can really make a person crazy. A second ago, the corners of my mouth rose slightly. This second, it moistens the eyes.

6. Home is not about size, but about warmth; The soul lies not in distance, but in communication; Emotion lies not in possession, but in long-term; Blessing lies not in how much, but in sincerity; Friends are not far and near, but forever; Concern lies not in depth, but in sincerity; A bosom friend lies not in getting along, but in understanding; Life lies not in obedience, but in pursuit; The dream lies not in greatness, but in persistence; Life lies not in length, but in splendor.

7. Don't always think that you are ugly and your IQ is too low, and your life will always be poor, because if you feel this way, then these will become a fact and follow you everywhere. On the contrary, you should be full of hope and confidence in the future, and then you will find that it is really as you expected. When I fail, I often say to myself: There may always be regrets in life, but the future is still beautiful.

8. No matter love or friendship, the ultimate goal is not the destination, but understanding and tacit understanding-that is, finding someone to talk to while walking, no matter when and what mood.

9. Be an atmospheric woman, striving for fame and fortune and money. Peace of mind to be the most dutiful role-a virtuous wife, a filial daughter, a loving mother, a competent employee, a caring friend and an easy-going colleague. At sunset, you can walk in the forest with your closest relatives, which will be a woman's greatest happiness.

10, sometimes it's good to pretend not to know, at least my heart won't hurt.

1 1. Classic is not praised by many people, but it can really help you understand the world and yourself. If it can't do this, either your skills are really insufficient or it is really nothing.

12, always remind yourself to pay attention to happiness, just like watching the sun often in cold days, your heart will unconsciously warm up and shine.

13, if your energy is strong enough, then take a straight road; If your energy is not enough to break through the resistance of progress, you have to follow the trend and know how to make a detour.

14. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you have a cold, I hope to take another bath later.

15, the highlight of life is not the moment of success, but the seemingly endless darkness and hard work.

16, sometimes it doesn't matter, or it's a little dull, or looking at the world from a relative perspective is the simple source. ... be kind to friends and make them believe that they are not alone in this world, which is enough. Expressing sympathy for them will not turn you into Du Fu, but will arouse their inferiority.

17 Many times, we say that we have put it down, but we have not really put it down. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.

18, understand the hardships of others, read the benefits of others, understand the warmth of others, and forgive their mistakes.

19, you live in the eyes of others and get lost in your own heart.

20. There is only one kind of success-living according to your own will.

Classic Quotations: I found myself, and I am the destination.

Lead: I mean the children are running, and I don't know where I am running. I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. I do this all day. I just want to be a catcher in the rye. I know it's a bit whimsical, but it's what I really like to do.

1. Life seems too long, but it is too short. 2 1 year has passed, so if you don't do all the things you should or shouldn't do in a hurry before you are 40, you won't do too much afterwards, so everyone doesn't have enough time.

Blindness can increase your courage because you can't see the danger.

If a person wants to surpass his environment and background, it is not enough to make progress, he must evolve. How can everyone achieve such a great cause?

Whenever I look back on my youth, those days are like white snowflakes in the morning of a snowstorm, blown away by the strong wind.

Generosity is the only light that illuminates the great soul.

6. When my wallet was flat many years ago, there seemed to be nothing to mix on the land. Let's walk into the sea and walk in the sea that occupies an absolute area in our world!

7. What I have been pursuing is to gain the greatest sincerity and trust within the scope of human body and fantasy, and to guarantee everything as long as possible.

8. Where there is nowhere to complain, there is crime. There is a kind of sadness that tears can't symbolize. There is a huge failure here, which is enough to ruin all our successes.

9. Crying needs a person to hide from crying and laughing. The whole world laughs with you.

10, I mean the children are running, and I don't know where I am running. I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. I do this all day. I just want to be a catcher in the rye. I know it's a bit whimsical, but it's what I really like to do.

1 1. To gain a heart that has not been attacked by others is like taking an unguarded city.

12, he didn't know that his dream had been left behind. Somewhere in the boundless chaos of this city, the black fields of the United States stretched forward in the dark.

13, April is the cruelest. Lilacs grow from the dead land, mixed with memories and desires, which makes the spring rain stir the dry roots.

14, all hypocrisy in the world is just a passing sight, and only truth is the basis for dealing with things. The darkness of hypocrisy will be destroyed by the brilliance of truth.

15, maybe a person can only smile when he is really helpless.

16, it takes a lot of effort to cheat someone, no matter how willing she is to cheat her, so someone will cheat you severely in the future, so don't expose him.

17, I can't imagine such a person who thinks that it is a heroic feat to take the horse first instead of the pawn first when playing chess, and occupying a poor position in the corner of the chess guide means immortality. I can't imagine a wise man can live in 10, 20, 30, 40 years.

18, you want to change because you are willing to change, not for anyone, for fear that that person will let you down and you will return to your original shape.

19, showing off your self-esteem in front of money and love is the stupidest thing.

20. What is reflected in the water is your face, and what is reflected in your heart is your own person.

2 1. A lady with real temperament never shows off everything. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.

22, so deep, but hard to say. It turns out that if you really love someone and feel sour in your heart, you will be speechless and sweet-talk, and most of you will tell irrelevant people.

23. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

24, love is not enough, there are many excuses.

25. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

26. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it does not mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live in harmony for a lifetime has nothing to do with how many seats and jewelry there are.

27. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, so there is no complaint.

28. If you love someone, don't live with him or get married. Maintain a vast distance, meet, can pay tribute to the eyes of love, light tenderness, irrelevant to ask: "OK?" Once a year is enough.

29. Marriage has nothing to do with love. People always think that when love is mature, they will get married naturally, but they don't know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can get married. It's simple. Love ... is quite another matter.

30. The adaptation of two people is an inner feeling, not a vision. Never ignore the feeling because you satisfy your vision.

3 1, as long as you can cry, crying is a symbol of healing.

32. My destination is health and talent. After all, a person can be trusted, but it is himself who can hold his head high, not himself. What destination do I want? I found myself, and I am my destination.

33. To live beautifully requires great patience. Without complaining or explaining, it is definitely a talent.

34. If you want others to appreciate everything, you will be disappointed.

35, I also want to make it clear that marriage is such a thing, and then love is sensational. It will disappear in three to five years. After work, everyone turned on the TV and watched a long series together. This is the way of life.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

As a woman, you should be like a painting. Don't make clothes. Men tried and tried, but no one bought it. It's worn out and it's difficult to sell it at 50% discount.

If you want to live a happy life, you must set foot on the carpet first. Otherwise, there will always be someone who will do justice for heaven and hurt your morale. Instead of waiting for others to do it, it is better to slap your mouth first. In short, you will slander yourself to be worthless, and others will be angry and not jealous.

39. It is never unforgivable to worry about other people's feelings. Emotion is a luxury, and some people have never been in love in their lives. Love is like a flower in a vase, it can't last forever.

40. Life is like running water. These unpleasant things will eventually pass. It's no use being unhappy if you are destined to live like this all your life.

Editor's note: If you want to live a happy life, you have to set foot on the carpet first, otherwise someone will always do justice for heaven and demoralize you. Instead of waiting for others to do it, it is better to slap your mouth first. In short, you will slander yourself to be worthless, and others will be angry and not jealous.