What strange roommates have you met? Why don't we all spit it out together?

I just read an article,' I have a college roommate who loves cleanliness, that is, the kind who loves cleanliness. When he is free, he keeps washing clothes and then taking a shower. On one occasion, he mistakenly entered the MLM organization. Because he loves cleanliness so much, he washes clothes all day except taking a shower, which is a waste of water. It's funny to be kicked out by MLM!

But then I thought of my roommate when I was studying, which made me feel even more wonderful! She doesn't like to talk, but also likes to use water. She takes the longest bath and washes clothes, works together in the morning and washes clothes at the latest! This is nothing, what is even more incredible is that she stole ours instead of her own shampoo and washing powder! The shower gel is self-used! We asked her what was going on, and we had it ourselves, and we all brought a lot! She said she didn't take it! Obviously, everyone is watching her use it, so everyone thinks she is wonderful! Why not tell each other? Later, my roommate took all the daily necessities back to the cupboard!

Calm down and think about it, whether it is personal character or living habits, we must first respect others and understand differences. There is no right or wrong in everyone's personality and habits. What we have to do is to learn to respect roommates, the living habits of others and the diversity of personality. Contradictions between people are accumulated, and feelings are cultivated slowly. We should learn to solve small contradictions with roommates, grow up in running-in, and gain this rare friendship in growth.

I remember when I first lived in the dormitory, everyone hid under the covers and didn't talk, or hid under the covers and cried and called home.

This fellow is different, a wave of his hand.

"comrades! Today is the first time we have met, let's take a look! "

Then she turned off light in the bedroom in one breath, turned on the flash of her mobile phone, played a super loud disco music, then walked on the table with one leg and began to dance in the swaying bedroom! ! ! !

Pull your hair, shake your neck, and even take off your clothes to the rhythm! !

The eyes of the whole dormitory were about to pop out at that time! !

I suddenly feel like I'm in an adult club! It's not my classmate on the table, but a battle-hardened stripper!

My god, is it really good to meet like this for the first time?

But when she finished dancing, the atmosphere in the dormitory was really inexplicably high ~

There was a little girl standing on the table with her and began to twist. ...

Then, the whole dormitory chin fell off together.

Having said that, I think the word Qiqi is not enough to describe Z. Only the word "shameless" can properly describe her.

Well, shameless is definitely a compliment to her ~

Z is shameless to almost everyone ~

In class, a male classmate teased her intentionally, and the teacher joked with her: "So-and-so, why do you always tease Z?" You two just hit it off ~? "

Z struck the table angrily.

"Teacher, what are you talking nonsense! He and I just broke a window paper! "

The whole class booed, so-and-so with thick skin turned red into pig liver color.

A few days ago, the dormitory repaired the electric box. The electric box is in the dormitory. Brother electrician knocked at the door.

"Pay attention to the girl in the house! Let's go and repair the electric box! "

As soon as a woman hears a man's voice, her eyes suddenly turn green, and she straightens her neck and starts calling, "Come on! Come on in! Come and make me happy! Streaking with me! "

The electrician was frightened and ran away.

In short, z has no lower limit for anyone, and it is more shameless than anyone else. Except for the person you like.

Once, Z mysteriously dragged me to the basketball court. Obviously, she is nearsighted and far away from the stadium.

I asked, "Z! Do you watch the ball by feeling? "

She gave me a shy and timid pat.

"Keep your voice down, others will hear my name ~"

…………

It turns out that she came to spy on the person she likes to play ball ~ After the whole game, she kept smiling, her eyes were full of affection, her eyebrows were lowered, and she raised her mobile phone to take pictures …

I said, "If you like him, tell him. It's not your character to peek like this. "

As soon as she heard this, she blushed to the ears.

"Impossible! Seeing that he can't say anything, how can he confess ~ "

"Well, try flirting with him?"

"no! Destroyed my innocent image ~ what if he doesn't like me! Oh, do you think I should buy a white skirt, dress like a lady, and then have a chance to meet him? Will it be too artificial? Why don't you change your hairstyle? Why don't I change my hair color? How about the green one? Lively and mysterious, like green unlucky, so it is red, fried, forget it, or gray ... "

She dares to lift her pants standing in class. She munched on the chicken neck while shopping, and the whole dormitory was scared to cry by cockroaches. However, she rushed at the cockroach with her bare hands. Who was bullied, she immediately rolled up her sleeves to fight with others and tried her best to prepare a meaningless but warm birthday surprise for each roommate. She will be as shy and timid as a little girl when she likes someone ~

At that time, the warm sunshine on the court stirred the breeze and gently blew her hair ~ she held her face and smiled at him from a distance ~

Suddenly I feel that this wonderful flower will meet a boy who loves her very much in the future ~

Qiqi's roommate just stays up smoking and reading novels because we sleep head-to-head in the upper bunk. He stays up reading novels and smoking every night. The screen is too bright for me to sleep. This is not good for me. I can't sleep well when there is light. As a result, he watches it every night He can't get up in class during the day and sleeps until 10/0. What should I do after smoking cigarette butts? I can't throw them around at night. If it caught fire, he came up with a good idea to put away the big Sprite bottle and smoke the cigarette. I threw it directly into the bottle, which was full of black water, and everyone who smoked knew it. Until one day, he fell asleep in the middle of the night and the bottle knocked him over. The bed was covered with black cigarette butts, and the smell of smoke and oil suddenly came out, which woke us all up. Amazingly, he didn't wake up. Worst of all, his younger brother in the lower bunk was directly drenched like rain. . . .

Last year, I worked in a golf supplies factory and lived in a dormitory. One of my roommates is in her forties. He talks in his sleep every night and has a strange temper. Sometimes a mosquito bites him in the middle of the night, and he scolds him endlessly.

What's even more amazing is that during the day break, no matter whether there are people or not, he takes out his mobile phone from time to time and watches porn unscrupulously!

The people in our dormitory couldn't stand it and moved out one after another. Later, a new person came to share a dormitory with him, and it didn't take long to scare away.

Asked for a moment, that buddy talks in his sleep for no reason every night, and screams like a woman in a Japanese action movie all night, "I dropped my flax!" Flax falls! ……"

I think my former roommates were great,

Zhao Jun never takes a bath or cuts her toenails. The big toe nail is longer than the two thumb nails. In summer, she wears a pair of flip-flops, so socks are impossible. Hair is skyrocketing and hard! Every time I surf the Internet at my desk, I always squat. There are smoking cigarette butts everywhere on the table in the keyboard, instant noodles everywhere around his table and balcony, and so on. . . . .

Another Hu Jun jerked off in the quilt from time to time and asked me if I wanted to touch it. . .

There is also a fat man, whose last name I forget. He usually looks normal. As long as you drink, you will get drunk! He kicked the door when he was drunk, and he kicked down all the doors on the 1 floor. As soon as he says, he will fight. When you wake up, you will forget everything. . . As for me, I spend a day in the Internet cafe. Going back is sleeping. Otherwise, where can I live?

Tell me about the scholar's college roommate.

When the school dormitory was rebuilt, six big boys were arranged to live in an old building (the old one) not far from the school.

Tell me about the action of sleeping. Among the six people, some snored loudly, while others gnashed their teeth so loudly that the wooden beds were worn out. Some people fart, and there are serial farts. Some people talk in their sleep, even when they are asleep, they can sit up and shout loudly. I was snoring slightly, but only one of the six people slept quietly in my upper bunk. He is also a gangster in Taekwondo, surnamed Zhang. . . Music. . .

No blowing, no black, no regional black. One of my best roommates is from Xinjiang. From the first year of military training to the end of the senior year, I vaguely remember that I have only been to the bathhouse twice, or it was the time of military training! ! ! ! That guy is so sour in summer. I have tried to sleep with the doors and windows closed in winter, and pushing the door open at three or four in the morning can make me faint instantly.