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Talking about the antics of summer.

Interesting talk about summer highlights.

With the vigorous development of social networks, more and more people will speak in their spare time, share their thoughts on life and express their joys and sorrows. Still struggling to find something unique to talk about? The following is an interesting talk about summer that I collected. Welcome to share.

Funny talk about summer: 1 1, the hot sweat of sleep drenches my heart.

2. I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

I am crying at every pore.

4, long hair and waist are already very hot!

5, the car starts without ignition.

6. We will die of heat in summer!

7. Watermelon is my mistress in summer.

8. I need air conditioning in every cell.

9. Mahjong was burned as soon as it was played. ...

10, it's too hot to stop!

1 1. It's very hot in summer and winter, you know?

12, this summer, is it going to kill me!

13, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14, I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

15, someone died today. His name is Spicy.

16, the weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

17, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

18, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

19, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

20. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

2 1. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.

22. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

23. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety!

24. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.

25. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

26. I want to sleep naked tonight! 150 mosquitoes like it.

27. It's so hot today, should I change my hairstyle?

28. I can't stand the heat. I'm abnormally hot and I'm annoyed.

29, the bright moon is not surprised, and the breeze sings at midnight.

It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

3 1. Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

32, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

33. What I bought was obviously air conditioning, but what Nima blew was heating.

34. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

35. It's so hot that I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

38. I finally know why the old ancestors only wore one leaf.

39. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

40. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

Funny talk about summer 2 1, the sun at noon in summer is like a burning flame in the sky. At this time, the sun seemed to feel extremely hot, so it ran into the clouds to let Sister Yun wipe the sweat.

In summer, the branches of willow become hard and the leaves turn green, which is also the most brilliant moment in its life.

3. I turned into a familiar street at will, as always bustling and noisy, but unexpectedly met a quiet little flower shop in this way. In a smoky market in this southern town, there is a small light blue thing isolated from the world.

4. The cool breeze in midsummer blew away the hot anxiety, and the orange dusk embraced the thin dawn. I will love you for a long time this summer.

The summer dream is the starlight of fireflies, white shirts, soaked uniforms, beautiful rainbows, cicadas singing at night, and your sweet smell.

6. The summer with the person you like is called summer. I am in a hurry to watch the drama in cicada, eat watermelon and drink soda in the air-conditioned room, and run around with people I like. But my July and August can only be called those days when the weather is very hot.

7. In summer nights, there are stars in the sky. I'm sitting in the yard swinging, and my favorite person is around.

8, holding a can of peach soda, gently handed it to you, your soft eyes, like stars falling.

9. The weather in midsummer and the fiery sunshine swept away the crystal dew in the morning and ruled the universe until after dusk. What a heavy and boring time!

10, I miss summer, I said that summer.

1 1, year after year, in a hurry and summer.

12, you will encounter many summers in your life, but none of them is like this one.

13. In summer, there is always a feeling of bubbles. Beautiful and clean sky, rich green trees and golden sun, although real, make people feel as unreal as bubbles.

14, the sea washes the footprints on the beach, and you walk in a whisper, filled with cool wind.

15, the breeze blows over the sea, and cicadas sing into the clouds. The chirping laughter left footprints in different shades on the beach, and the sun was dazzling in the hot summer, blurring the return journey of ships far and near.

16, the afternoon sun is warm, and that beautiful lie is dad's warm love. The winter sky and the warm sunshine in the afternoon add warmth to the sky.

17, this summer, the wind met Yunying and Starlight, and I met you.

18, summer breeze, gently blowing curtains, twilight hazy, sleepy, almost decided to live like this.

19, summer is hidden in the branches, and so is love.

20. Summer, in my impression, is the bright dew in the morning and the stars at night.

2 1. It's refreshing to walk in the fields after the heavy rain in summer. Frogs in the pond kept barking, and with the singing of cicadas, the troubles had already vanished.

Funny talk about summer 3 1, Denghe, summer life.

2. I want to sell the orange sky in summer to Van Gogh, and then watch the clouds passing by the plane in the sky, which surprised me all afternoon. Holding Sprite, listening to the breeze.

3, the small fan is slightly cool and the summer is long.

4, the dream of summer, the color of the morning sun is the haze of summer dusk, and the nostalgia of cicadas at night.

5, Chinese rose can beautify the environment, it is not afraid of wind and rain, sun insects bite. As long as there is soil and water, it can survive and give us a better environment.

6. I like my cowardice, my pain, my embarrassment, the light in summer, the smell of the wind and the chirping of cicadas. I like these, very much, and the beer I drank with you.

7. I like my cowardice, pain and embarrassment. I like the light in summer, the smell of the wind and the chirping of cicadas. I like these very much.

8. Willow leaves roll, flowers hang their heads, the earth is steaming, the lake is boiling hot, and dragonflies fly low around the lake. This is it telling the fish: good news, it's going to rain!

9. Summer is mysterious. At night, hot people don't want to sleep. Grandpa is lying in a rocking chair, fanning his fan. I looked up at the stars in the sky and counted them without blinking, but I couldn't count them all.

10, people who still run outdoors in summer nights either have a lot of love or want to be loved.

1 1. A cool breeze blows with the smell of earth. Looking from a distance, it looks like the surging waves in the green sea, and the wheat seedlings are as green as a huge emerald in the field.

12, in July, the blue sky was hung with the sun like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

13, is it sunny in summer, or is it touched by your light in summer?

14, I hope my grades will light up the whole summer.

15, summer night, the sun is too tired, go back to sleep on the cloud bed. Spiritual stars and the moon appear in the sky, giving off touching light. Crickets and frogs that don't sleep are cicadas, singing in the big trees in the pond in the grass.

16, it seems that all good things happen in summer.

17, the summer night is still cool, and the night in the country is dark, but I just see the stars shining all over the sky.

18, looking at a large area of colorful cherry blossoms, I really doubt that the Nine-Day Fairy scattered the torn colored satin on the earth.

19, summer is coming, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter. The sun shines brightly on the earth.

20. I want to write a long sentence about summer to slow down the beautiful days.

Funny talk about summer 4 1, drinking iced coke and burping is the taste of summer.

Wear a white shirt to watch the summer sunset with you.

Did the butterfly I drew on your palm fly away?

4, even if it rains, I don't know if it will clear up in spring, so I can feel the depth of summer.

5, spring thunder, wake up summer.

6. Wear slippers and string them together.

7. I passed the wilderness of the school flower shop and went to the seaside.

8. I want to meet you in the summer when cicadas are singing.

9. The sparrows outside the window are chattering on the telephone poles.

10, my summer is like carbonic acid, which dissipates carelessly.

1 1, you have gone through autumn, winter, spring and summer.

12, I'm still looking forward to this summer.

13, let's surf in the sun to attract his attention.

14, Xia Xia quietly walked over and left a little secret.

15, plum-flavored summer and cola-flavored watermelon

16, can I compare you to summer?

17, you are a love story written in the summer night wind.

18, you are also a summer I can't go back.

19, it is summer in your place, but it is a whole brush in mine.

20. I kissed the wind, and it will blow in your face immediately.

2 1, the beer rock music that ended was forgotten in summer.

22. You will encounter many summers like this in your life.

If we have an appointment at the seaside, let's go for a walk together in the evening.

Even if it rains, I don't know if it will clear up in spring, so that I can feel the depth of summer.

25. The breeze blows, and the flowers fall straight.

26. Cicada is the bell that counts down gradually outside the window, and the score of the paper is climbing trees and vines.

27. The lotus leaves in the pond look like colorful sails on the blue waves from a distance, and look good inside.

Funny, summer is 5 1. Autumn is the most annoying when the sun is shining but the wind is cold, because it is hot and sweaty when the window is closed, and it is freezing to death when the window is open.

2, a sound of autumn leaves, a little banana and a little sorrow, dreaming of the third night.

3. Walking into autumn, staring at the clear water, mountains, clouds and trees will overlap your figure.

It's early autumn again, isn't it hot? The slight autumn wind makes people feel a touch of sadness.

5. Autumn comes to the world quietly with a golden and light step.

6. Walking into the field is like being in a golden ocean. Under the sunlight, it sparkles, and heaven and earth are integrated, and it is golden everywhere.

7. The autumn wind is cool, blowing flowers and trees, as if a warm mother was gently humming a lullaby to send her children into a sweet dream.

8, golden leaves, like a beautiful butterfly flying in the air.

9. A leaf fell at my feet and sadly completed my wandering journey with an unfinished yellow face and a prone posture.

10, autumn grass has feelings and wants to die; Yellow flowers are unintentional, attracting Nanshan to overlook. The intersection of buildings and the rolling smoke are endless poems in autumn.

1 1. In the dream, passers-by laugh at the cloister, and hide in autumn, and there are short and long people.

12, I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Alas, nothing happened.

13, during the journey, it is a curse to be afraid of loneliness at first. Ordinary life ignores Tomb-Sweeping Day.

14. See you in summer. Think of a song. Don't come in autumn. Please let me fall into the cave of time and space.

15, I only go to Yuan Ye for a walk at dusk, facing the sunset and carrying a small basket.

16, the beauty of autumn is mature. It is not so shy in spring, so open in summer and so introverted in winter.

17, you said that love would be colder in summer, and I said that we would become too cold in autumn.

18, the autumn rain falls, leaving a heart injury to flowers; The smell of tears drifted in the rain, and the fate of being down and out was stained with unhappiness.

Autumn, 19, is a quiet and beautiful poem. The clear water reflects the clear sky, and the clear night draws the bright moon, which is graceful and graceful. It turns a heart into a paper style, making mottled marks tell the story of autumn water.

20. Fallen leaves come to the root, just like I left you, but I still look at you from a distance, your joys and sorrows.

2 1, Golden Butterfly, would you like to make friends with me? Come on! Fly into my textbook and accompany me into the bright classroom.

22. I am deeply in love with the sunset in the mountains and the autumn rain.

23. Let the past years turn to ashes and drift away in the autumn wind.

Funny talk about summer 6 1, the breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

2. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

Eating watermelon is the minimum respect for summer.

Can this hot summer end early?

Can I hide in your heart to avoid summer this summer?

6. The sun on the earth is just right, and the wind passes through the forest. At that time, they were still young

7. My summer is like carbonic acid, which will dissipate if I am not careful.

8, watermelon-flavored summer, romantic enough to make people want to sleep for a whole youth.

9. It's getting warmer and warmer, and I'm already looking forward to summer.

10, go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

1 1, finally you can steam sauna without spending money.

12, the roadside trees are lush, and cicadas sing in unison, as if boasting about their seasons.

13, mosquitoes are so rampant this early summer! I was stung all night and couldn't bear to look straight!

14, the weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

15, the dragonfly is very tired and can only fly slowly.

16, the most beautiful thing is smoke, but I can't get enough of the world. Hello, summer comes as scheduled.

17, summer is disobedient, and summer always misses you.

18, love and summer, there is always one that can make you sweat.

19, the boy's heart is a wasteland on a midsummer night, which can't be cut and burned. The long wind is blowing, and weeds are everywhere.

20. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

2 1, all the roads are illuminated by the sun, so run forward.

22. The dignified and towering peaks in the sunset fascinate me!

23. Summer in my hometown is so quiet, lush, beautiful and colorful.

24. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

25. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

26. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless.

27. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

28. Looking at the bag bitten by mosquitoes, I was lost in thought, and summer came naively.

29. In the summer afternoon, the hot dust on the road stagnated like fog.

30. You are fragrant camphor in summer, rooted in my warm heart.

3 1, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy!

32. Everything revives and then grows happily together in summer.

Xia Chan, 33, sang loudly, and her heart was full of happiness.

34. Girl, marry the headmaster who installs air conditioning in the dormitory.

I don't want to go out, it's very hot.

36. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun.

37. Mosquitoes don't bite people, but only cold water pipes.

38, this summer is great, watermelon, ice cream, and her.

39. The crystal curtains are breezy and the roses are fragrant.

40. Unknown fruit snapped into the window, with sunshine on one side and the smell of fruit on the other.

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