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Sweet words make boyfriends happy.

1. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

I am speechless when I love you, and I have no complaints when I have you. Every minute flies, and the days without you are full of loneliness. Honey, will you spend more time with me?

3. Love is the support of sunny and rainy days; They are complacent, down and out, holding hands with each other; It is to share happiness and troubles; Love is the eternal secret between us!

4. Turn daily sadness into deep thoughts; Turn the thick reluctance into inexhaustible power; Dear, your leaving makes me cry, but I will be stronger!

5. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

6. Dongfang Ming, in the next nine days, there will be days behind the scenes, and it will be heartless. I like you. I can't forget that I can't sleep at night. I miss you so much that I feel flustered. When will I go shopping with you hand in hand with lanterns?

7. The wind is my greeting and the rain is my wish; Moonlight is my comfort and sunshine is my hope; Dear, no matter what kind of weather, my love is with you!

8. Family ties are like a stream of spring water. A sharp knife is difficult to cut. No matter how hard I try, I can't erase that smiling face from my heart. Come on, I'll feel sorry for you.

9. You are like the top West Lake Longjing. A touch of bitterness is that the more mature, the better.

10. Please give me a heart to keep my hopeless thoughts. I am wandering in a foreign land, no longer lonely, no longer lonely. Thank you for your love.

1 1. Autumn is here! Everything is mature! Even the sun is as ripe as red fruit! Has our love matured in this harvest season?

12. There is always a shot in life called meeting, and there is always a plot in life called falling in love. Life is like a play, and you are the protagonist in my play. You are the person I am looking for.

13. If the result of our acquaintance is destined to be tears, I would rather enjoy this cruel beauty alone, and never regret the days with you, just want you to be good forever.

14. I ignored the time because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignored the distance, because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignore language because I think about you all the time. Honey, I miss you.

15. I am one of your cars and you are my commander. You told me to turn left, and I will never turn right. You told me to go forward and backward. How dare I? I will always be with you. As long as you don't change cars, I will never betray you.

16. I want to be half awake and half drunk with you day after day, and flowers bloom and fall year after year.

17. The heart is eternal and the love remains the same! Pay too much, don't talk about fatigue, add a little vicissitudes to the smiling face. You had me at hello.

18. You, the best one in my heart, are about to paint a beautiful tomorrow with your brush. At this time, please remember that I silently and sincerely bless you by your side! Come on!

19. I will definitely make you the second happiest person in the world, because with you, I will become the first happiest person in the world!

20. I can only leave your stubbornness; But I haven't forgotten your strength; You have long forgotten the beauty of the past; Love is hard to break, and my heart hurts; If you can't help each other in this life; I only choose to forget each other in Jianghu.

2 1. I like the feeling of holding my hand in my palm. I want to love you forever and hold hands for life. Forgive me for being willful and unruly. love you

22. The fate of acquaintance, the sincerity of knowing each other, the blessing of love and the beauty of love are all between you and me. Through this letter, I wish lovers, always thinking of each other and spending the rest of their lives together!

I want you to go to a place with me. When I can't sleep at night, I will accompany you to watch the sunrise, walk hand in hand during the day, and sit on the ground and watch the sunset when I am tired. I really want to invite you to go with me.

24. If I want to forget you, I will definitely forget you, but I will always think of you, and I will make my heart yours. As long as I can forget you, I won't let my sadness accompany me again.

25. The stars love the moon, so they surround it; Butterflies love flowers, so they are lingering with flowers; Birds love the forest, so they fly with it. I love you, so I will accompany you all my life.

26. If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

27. Everything can be conquered, as long as you nod; You can give up everything as long as you wave your hand. Think what you think and worry about what you worry about; Love what you love and feel what you feel. I just want to be with you often and love you till I die.

28. Day after day, year after year! Time is constantly changing, but my feelings for you have not deteriorated! I love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and my oath will never change!

29. Meeting you is a magical thing! I can't forget the meeting with you. From then on, you let me know what beauty is, and I can't hide my love for you anymore!

30. It turns out that beautiful rainbows only appear after the storm. It turns out that beautiful life lies in rain, and you are the rainbow I have been looking for all my life!

3 1. In the post of time, I made a wish, called forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. Because our affection for each other will always be accompanied by sincerity.

32. How can I love you? I'm asking myself, I can give up everything and it's hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up!

33. The craziest thing in my life is falling in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

34. Just for you, I have true love in my heart, and I just hope to wait for your early return. You are my dream, the wine is still strong, and love is like the sea in spring, summer, autumn and winter. My love exists only for you.

I just want to give you happiness, but I have caused you trouble. I don't want to get too deep, but now I can't extricate myself. I can't breathe. If I hurt you, I hurt you more than you! Love You!

If you make your boyfriend happy

If you make your boyfriend happy

1, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the pig mother arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

2, I feel that my IQ is quite high, I feel that I am very humorous, and I feel that I am very attractive. Test results: quite shameless!

3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!

Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

Don't ask me how much I love you, I really can't say it. All I know is that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

6. In the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

7, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: because you don't love me, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit, only three feet with paper until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

8. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

9. In the face of many difficulties, your comfort made me go forward bravely. It's all just because I like you.

10, crying silly, happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

1 1. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

12, the road is one step at a time. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

13, you bowed your head and listened to my vibrating heart sound with a smile, and suddenly told me the dream of being dragged away by rhinoceros. It was really a smile through tears at that time!

14, because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say what I did in my last life!

15, the panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing love. Panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

16, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you, pig!

17, the moment I left, you cried helplessly behind me, heartbreaking pain, let me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

18, you know love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart! I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. I can't tell a story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited intoxication.

19, a pair of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said: I will let you go if I eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!

20. If you miss me one day, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. That's the way I look for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.

2 1, how satisfied I am to know you, like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

22. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

23. A meteor flashed in the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you can become more beautiful. Who knows, just after making a wish, the meteor flew back with a whoosh and said to me, Big Brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

Text messages that make your boyfriend happy, if you make your boyfriend happy.

1, I don't know how to suddenly fall in love with you, maybe it's the first time we met, I don't know how to suddenly fall in love with you, maybe it's your natural beauty, I don't know how to suddenly fall in love with you, maybe it's my life's bet and my life's belonging, dear, I love you.

2. I love your curved eyebrows, like two jiaozi with a noodle plate, the tip of your nose, like the middle of a soup dumpling plate, and your mouth is red, like two red pepper plates. I enjoy food and look at my face for three days. Hehe, dear, I hope you and I love food.

It was very cold, so I made a wish to God in a hurry. I said I would turn into a scarf and wrap it around your neck to make you feel warm. I want to be a windbreaker to surround you so that you won't be blown by the cold wind. Change!

There is always a shape in your heart that outlines your appearance. There is always a saying in my heart that makes your tenderness poetic. There is always a time when I miss your story in my heart day and night, dear, I love you.

5. I will pump the West Lake dry, I will tear down the Great Wall with explosives, I will name the pond in my backyard Bohai Sea and my vegetable field Sangtian. To avoid such a tragedy, please accept my love for you.

6. The clouds also go with the wind and hide at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart. Baby, love tiger oil!

7. When you see the clear spring flowing in the mountain stream and the blazing fire, please don't despise it, lift it, get close to it and cherish it! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? That's all the strength I yearn for you to fly over Qian Shan!

8. I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you change your mind; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you are willing to be with me; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you leave that person to come to me; I will wait for you to grow old!

9. I have been practicing for today: practicing how to express what I want when I was a child; Later, I practiced how to fight for it; Now, I finally get up the courage to say to you: you are what I want most, accompany me for a lifetime, ok?

10. In today's era, love travels through Qian Shan in the form of radio waves, and can be conveyed to the beloved in an instant. I want to write my love in a short message, fly it in the radio waves, spread it to your heart, and be beautiful with you forever.

1 1, accustomed to your side, loneliness has long gone; Accustomed to holding you tightly, you will never fade out of people's sight; Accustomed to your voice, full of magnetism. When I graduate, I feel deeper and more eager to study. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.

12, you are an indispensable part of my life, and it is beautiful to miss you and love you; Hate your carelessness, endure your carelessness, and make my life full of shortcomings; Plain is the real life, and it is also good. I wish I could have you with me forever.

13, I only know that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and after crossing the fence of the heart and the wind and snow in winter, beautiful flowers of love will bloom. Open your heart and hold your hand, I just want to walk into the most beautiful picture with you!

14, acquaintance, accident; Without you, I am at a loss; Understand you, clear; With you, calm down; It is inevitable to miss you; Stay together and be happy; Care, silence; Take care of you, of course; Confession, a little sudden: marry me, this is my truth!

15, habit, insomnia, thinking about your face in a person's room; Habit, look up at the sky, in the world of love, recite poems about you. Loving you is like a habit of thinking about you, so you can sleep peacefully.

16, the day I loved you, I seemed to have everything; With you, I don't seem to know what loneliness is; When I miss you, I hate being far away from home; But we still have to hold back our turbulent heart and work hard for a better life in the future. . .

17, I can't afford to fall in love too early, and I can't afford to meet too late; Too little fate can't afford to hurt, too much peach blossom can't afford to love; True love is neither too early nor too late, neither too much nor too little, it is you, it is you, it is you!

18. Meeting is a melodious song, cherishing each other is a harmonious song, knowing each other is a mellow wine, and getting along with each other is a pot of sweet vinegar. The refuge of feelings is the sky of fate. Happy drama, to be continued. I wish you and I happiness and dependence!

19, I love you like a mouse loves rice; I miss you and hope that happiness belongs to you; I hate you, who let you always separate from me; I tolerate you, so I am used to your bad temper; I have you, and a beautiful life is as sweet as honey.

20. Acquaintance is a kind of fate, which makes us have endless romantic feelings. Being together is our promise. It is the cycle of a lifetime, and it is the dust of a lifetime. Let us always remember this beautiful love, with a lifetime.

2 1, I think you are like a cloud, with dense rain in your heart; I miss you like a leaf, and the passing wind will blow me; When I miss you, it is like a wave, rolling the river of thoughts; Miss you like sunshine, just want to give you warmth and happiness!

22. I miss you deeply and miss you several times. As time goes by, you are still the most beautiful. Looking back is more charming, always holding hands. Walk slowly with you until there is no edge in the mountain. I only love you in this life, no regrets!

23, through the storm, we hold hands together, even if we have nothing, forget all the sadness, even if we have been bumpy for a long time, today we can join hands forever, true love is the only reason for happiness!

24, miss you, there is no time limit; Miss you, there is no space barrier; Meet you, meet the fate of the sky; Waiting for you, hearts will meet in an instant; I hope you can share happiness and sweetness; May you be my bosom lover!

25, everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. Don't laugh at my infatuation. I am destined to meet you in this life, and I will wait for you all my life. I will easily let go and issue a love permit. Without you, life will be beautiful and good, and the news will clear up, waiting for you would rather spend a lifetime.

26, the moon star is rare, I would like to hold your hand and walk in the tree-lined; Clear sky Wan Li, I want to accompany you to see the beautiful mountains and rivers; No matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, no matter what kind of weather, only being with you is a happy pay! I love you!

27. I miss you Miss your sweet smile, like a pure lyric poem; Looking back at you affectionately, like a quiet serenade; Miss your tenderness like water, splashing waves of happiness in my heart!

28, the world is quite helpless, I am a leftover woman and I am very cute; With a figure and face, men dare not love me; Be able to study both inside and outside and earn extra money in the workplace; Love life, love romance, indifferent appearance, charged heart. Love me, please be brave!

29. When I miss you, you are by my side. When my eyes meet, my heart is spring. When I miss you, you are on the horizon, leaving a figure and thinking of you. Destined to meet you, my heart is destined to love you forever. Dear, I miss you!

30. It's good to have you, and all my troubles are gone; It's good to have you, and happiness will be reported automatically; It's good to have you, loneliness is no longer arbitrary harassment; It's good to have you, there is always a sweet heart to rely on! It's good to have you, you are my universal antidote!

Say a happy word to your boyfriend.

Say a happy word to your boyfriend.

1, the weather is bad recently, so you should take a bath with hot water, and the water temperature should not be too high. cook the meat is the best, and you must eat enough at night. Anyway, you should put more straw in the nest to avoid freezing your pig's feet, so don't run around and tie your own chain tonight! !

2. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

The panda loves the deer deeply, but when he expresses his love, he is rejected. Panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

4. At the moment I left, you cried helplessly behind me and tore my heart out, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water and the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God saw that I needed a good friend, so you appeared, so God lost his bucket of rice!

6. If you miss me one day, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. That's the way I look for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.

7. How satisfied I am to know you, like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

9. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The Chinese New Year is coming, but your health is worrying. Who doesn't want his pig to kill a few kilograms more?

10, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you a pig!

1 1, you bowed your head and smiled, listened to my vibrating heart sound, and suddenly said my dream of being dragged away by a rhinoceros. It was really a smile through tears at that time!

12, that year, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to come out to release pigs!

13, one day you were stopped walking in the street and called you ugly, but you refused to admit it, and you were beaten: hypocrisy! I was stopped the next day and called you ugly. You admit being beaten: you are not modest! On the third day, I was stopped again and didn't dare to respond. I was beaten even worse: revenge is so shameful!

14, in the face of many difficulties, your comforting words made me go forward bravely. It's all just because I like you.

15, in the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

16, the road is one step at a time. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

17, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

18, there will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

19, tortoise and rabbit race, pig as referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

20. I am glad to spend every minute with you. I hope you are as happy as I am. It's sweet to think of your name. I look forward to seeing you again!

2 1. When you touch my cheek in a dream, tenderness makes the whole universe tremble. So I am willing to turn into a small dust and melt into a dream that will never wake up.

22. I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault. I got up too early and caught the bus.

23. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

24. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. All I know is that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

25. Different time, different place, different people, changing space, changing face, changing language. In such differences and changes, the only constant is the affection between you and me.